Timeline for lifeinthemilitary list by lcplazureblaze, page 5
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@shadowboltmoon there is an extremely useful tool called Google where you can literally find anything that exists. Give a man a fish feed him a day. Teach a man to fish feed him a lifetime.
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@critialcloudkicker Not when you diet consists of not eating anything all day...
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TMW you can smell that your neighbors ordered Dominoes through the vent system but you gotta stay true to your diet...
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I snorted some Dr. Hyde pre-workout like it was cocaine yesterday and found out that I had a third eye.
Tuesday, 14-Jun-16 10:25:50 UTC from web -
The only shootings that make the news these days are the ones not stopped by the second amendment.
When do you ever see "Mass shooting stopped by man with concealed weapon" in the highlights these days?
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What if blood donations actually secretly went to feed the vampire portion of the population to keep them from going rouge and biting normal people?
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Monday, 13-Jun-16 04:03:55 UTC from web -
@adiwan Why does it have to be a 'black' dragon?
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@northernnarwhal By the fact that I have no idea what 80% of the words you just said are. It has begun...
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@awl Emojis now are like Hieroglyphics then. Pretty soon they will take over the worlds language to be one universal language and once the human race goes extinct another race from beyond the stars will come and find these emojis over everything and marvel at it's mysteries.
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@thelastgherkin My science teacher actually told us why. It was a long lecture and I don't feel like telling all of you about it.
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Get caught drawing a giant FrankerZ in a school book and nobody bats an eye. Ride a bike through the hallway and everyone losses their minds!
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@thelastgherkin Pretty sure they shouldn't put their butts on the counter right after wiping it down...
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@mrmattimation Explain...
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Did anyone actually know it was earth day before looking at the google logo change today?
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@mrmattimation I do that all the time. Only difference is there are stoplights. I just look to see if both are on red then I book it.
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@mrmattimation I wish I was able to walk everywhere. Wouldn't need to exercise as much as I already do...
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@adiwan NVM then :"(
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@northernnarwhal That's what I was implying...
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@mrmattimation This makes more sense.
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@mrmattimation Wasn't difficult for me. I got the origional guide for the GBA version of Ruby and Sapphire and it basically told you how to do it. Not hard at all.
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@mrmattimation And so you post this using your phone knowing that there is a cop right in front of you?
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@m14brony Somebody did that only they messed up on their phone number and put mine down. This was like three months ago and I am still getting business calls for someone named Scott. I feel like if he can't get his phone number right on multiple occasions he doesn't deserve the job.
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@darkw00d It's not snow...
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@adiwan What book? If it's interesting just send the extra damaged copy to me, I love getting free crap.
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@mrmattimation Because your still a child until your 18 and we don't want you to spill it now would we?
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@awolditzy Be happy we don't speak a language like this... please... http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/821950
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Okay, do I seriously have to explain this? Yes? Whatever. You successfully succeeded in burning Mr. Mattimation over here by basically calling his mother a... well, female dog according to the picture in reference here. So, I posted that to show my appreciation for how creative it was. Simple.
