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@nerthos "Doesn't get allowed around objects sharper than a crayon."
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@pandathehedgehog Has she thought about surgery?
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Polar: "So Mushi just learns languages in his spare time"
Zazie: "Yea.........it's his fetish"
Polar: "Oh so yea likes it in a sexual way!?"
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@nerd He eats money.
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"Hey Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?" "Probably kill myself"
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@mrmattimation Wal-Matt
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i like memez
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@mushi Cosplays geometrically.
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The letters in "abort" are in alphabetical order
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@ceruleanspark could you stausnot
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(random post) the only reason im still here is because the homepage and mrmattimation (he´s so great)
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Statusnet was a mistake
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Holy banana guys, if @mushi weren't already a religious figurehead we'd need to get that ball rolling over this one.
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@miki it is not a children cardgame, children cant pilot motorcycles
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@mushi that's a couple I can see going to the Final Destination
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@thelastgherkin That's Applejack's tale.
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@scribus Fluttershy: It all began on the day of my actual birth. Both of my parents failed to show up!
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@maiyannah Windows 10 is the best advertisement for Linux.
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@delores Putin did what now?
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By 2036, at least one candidate for elected office will have used "my opponent made a YouTube video where he talked about his Sonic OC" as a smear tactic.
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if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball
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Squidward's toilet is a toilet who makes an appearance in "House Fancy." Patrick came running into Squidward's house, telling him that he desperately had to use the bathroom. After Patrick finishes taking a dump, the toilet comes crawling out of the bathroom in agony. Its only lines were, "Please, somebody put me out of my misery!" and "Have mercy on my soul!" before dying in Squidward's arms.
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i should do that too *opens hentai folder*
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If you think about it, Toby Fox must have either had really great parents, or dangerously terrible ones. No middle ground there.
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@mushi I don't speak nipple.
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@mushi https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/40498 Hey grape you anime boy.
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@rarity On the plus side you can now fart bubbles.
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@hfaust Edible waifus
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I think it's soup o'clock.