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  1. you ever take the wrong train from the airport and now you gotta act like you totally meant to come to this city with a suitcase just so you can sit on a bench and wait for the next train in the direction you just came from

    about 11 months ago from web
    • @zeldatra Only when I'm supposed to meet a man with white shoes and two cigarettes. His name is Thomas, and he will be expecting the codephrase. If Thomas is not present within 2 minutes of the arranged meeting time, I am to board the return train and . . . Uhh, wait....

      about 11 months ago in context
  2. Yeah wine on a plane sounds fancy until they bring it to you in a paper cup. Now you’re trash. I’m trash.

    about 11 months ago from web
  3. not a fan of the toe cleavage these new Nike Dri-Fit socks give me

    about 11 months ago from web
  4. I think there should be a SSN lottery to determine who gets to sit behind the president and tell them what a real citizen really thinks for a week. And probably some other positions, too. Let's draw a few dozen numbers a week and have them really give the buttheads a thorough job review. Speaker, veep, SCOTUS, all the bigwig secretaries. There should be enough positions that you have pretty good odds of being heard somewhere once an administration. I foresee no way in which this would go catastrophically awry, nor be an unmanageable behemoth of a bureau.

    about 11 months ago from web
  5. Sorry everyone did not mean to spam you. I'm new to this website, so it's doing something weird.

    about a year ago from web
  6. for the first time ever my store ran out of Diet Mountain Dew and apparently it’s because JD Vance claimed the left wanted to get rid of it and schizophrenic Facebook boomers just believed him?

    about a year ago from web
  7. Wow I didn't necessarily think that The Acolyte was worse than the Holiday Special, but I also haven't seen the Holiday Special and didn't see Acolyte past episode 2 https://youtu.be/CO4xVT-OksI

    about a year ago from web
    • @scribus I've seen both. The Holiday Special is objectively atrocious. It's a boring train wreck in a bizarre way only that time period could produce with the ferocity of a coked-up Carrie Fischer. Acolyte has problems and tends to sets more things up than to resolve and the resolution feels lacking. Nothing insultingly bad but just... wishing for more.

      about a year ago in context
  8. Every time it rains I put some buckets outside to collect rain water that I put into a rain water barrel. Just from today's rain I collected almost 100l (26 US liquid gallons).

    about a year ago from web
  9. If Joe Biden winds up resenting Obama even half as much as I do this will all have been worth it. http://rainbowdash.net/url/876624

    about a year ago from web
  10. First victim a tomato fruit just fell after a very heavy rain. Still have lots.

    about a year ago from web
  11. Damn, how'd I not hear about Shelley Duvall? :( #

    about a year ago from web
  12. Next time Trump is on stage he can ask the people to lend an ear.

    about a year ago from web
  13. Ah yes New York... It needs 1.6 million USD paid to McKinsey to determine that trash bins are effective. I could have done for half.

    about a year ago from web
    • @adiwan New York is the worst-run city on the east coast and it isn’t even close.

      about a year ago in context
    • @zeldatra Similar to Berlin that is so broke that any official paperwork and permit takes an eternity and there is a high likelihood that offices are closed without any good reason, and most places are a cherryhole. I was only a few times there and it wasn't a pleasant experience.

      about a year ago in context
  14. Be the TV news. Report on "priceless" baseball card theft. Roll footage of baseball cards, each and every one sporting a prominent PRICE TAG. Lack any sense of responsibility, irony, etc. Be the TV news.

    about a year ago from web
    • @scribus The lucky ones are who own priceless baseball cards so they can be cashed in for horrendous prices by selling them to the most gullible people on earth, next to NFT-bros and crypto-bros. Of course the reports are basically promoting more card theft because the cards have become more profitable and hyped.

      about a year ago in context
  15. I have 3 access points (same model) and they all died within a short time span, even the one that wasn't plugged in for over half a year. It's super strange.

    about a year ago from web
  16. Hahaha... If I had a decent and recent GPU I wouldn't sell. My PC is about 9 years old. At this point my PC would be in 3rd or 4th grade in Elementary School.

    about a year ago from web
  17. so I guess going through four heads of state in five years isn’t a winning strategy

    about a year ago from web
  18. HELP. I bought more tomato seeds for next year. I bought "Ananas Noire", "Purple Sunrise", "Osu Blue" and some other. They look visually appealing. "Purple Sunrise" is dark pruple on top and yellow on the bottom. Wanna taste the sunrise.

    about a year ago from web
  19. Yay, I live practically in the geographic armpit of the two deadliest roads in my state

    about a year ago from web
  20. And today I found out that evidently English speakers once called pinecones pineapples and the name got moved to the fruit

    about a year ago from web
  21. Ananas-lime lemonade is not good. I like them both individually but combined it tastes very off.

    about a year ago from web
  22. just started watching my little pony this week. looking through all of the old forums is like looking through a museum of ancient artifacts (/j)
    all of the abandoned accounts, all of the creations made with such love, never to be updated on. it makes me wonder where they all are now.
    but you guys are still here sorta! what have you guys been doing? (keep it sfw please, im a minor)

    about a year ago from web
    • @grim People like new things. People get bored. People go on. People's lives change unexpectedly. The MLP G4 hype is over for a long time and the stories of Maretime Bay (G5?) don't grab as much attention. The media landscape has also changed as the general audience's taste. I've been in many forums that just fizzle out and essentially die due to inactivity. Sometimes there is a hard core of people that keep things going.
      I read the MLP comics and watch the new stuff. I have stopped engaging by seeking out discussions and creating fan art. I ain't time for that anymore.
      I'm here just to hang out and rant about my life.

      about a year ago in context
  23. I have now lost $250 due to one incompetent phlebotomist

    about a year ago from web
  24. helo skye

    about a year ago from web
  25. Another three years, another check up post. See you fellas in three more years!

    about a year ago from web
  26. For example, look at the humble Cone: https://youtu.be/Mkn3PzdaByY?feature=shared

    about a year ago from web
    • @scribus I'm often stumped by the simple cross-section of a circle. Every time I saw off a thick branch or root I think that isn't that bad until I reach the middle, where it's suddenly harder to move material.

      about a year ago in context
  27. No matter how much earth I buy it gets used up faster than imagined. The earth of my raised beds settled and I wanted to top off.

    about a year ago from web
  28. It's fascinating how strong the odor is that sticks to the fingers when handling a tomato plant.

    about a year ago from web
  29. Trump is gonna spend the whole debate calling Joe Biden mean nicknames like Sleepy Joe and everyone’s gonna think it’s really shocking and whatever and then Biden’s gonna call Trump a slur 40 minutes in and people aren’t gonna know what to do

    about a year ago from web
  30. Buddy of mine has a 30lb/13.6kilo alligator defrosting in the fridge rn, with plans to smoke it all day today. It's curled up tail-to-nose and takes half the fridge. He has yet to figure out how he's fitting it in the smoker.

    about a year ago from web
    • @scribus Sounds like a job in multiple turns. I don't think doing such a thing in one go with standard equipment is possible. One has to need to use a smoking chamber of a butcher.

      about a year ago in context