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So I understand Brexit voters were largely halfwits at best.
Wednesday, 02-May-18 19:05:13 UTC from web-
@scribus They’re the end result of a 40 year campaign by what is essentially state run media (or to be more accurate, a media run state) to overturn the previous referendum we had on joining the EU in the first place. Turns out it’s really easy to gaslight a populace when you spend decades ensuring they’ll never have the tools required to verify your claims.
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@ceruleanspark it’s like the independentists took a page from the Bolsheviks who started that campaign in the ruins of the Russian empire
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@ceruleanspark Boy oh boy am I glad America won't ever face a problem like that.
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How do I become a #gallbladder
Friday, 04-May-18 08:48:30 UTC from web -
I'm home
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It's kinda crazy that I had major invasive life altering surgery on Wednesday and I get to go home a week later and just do FrankerZ
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Should be going home tomorrow lads
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Being taught how to use the bathroom at age 20
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Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@adiwan in America we have a guy who does that for us because we aren’t a third world country (like Germany is)
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Like I would have won a game of Splatoon with the amount of floor I puked on
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Man I had NO idea it was possible to produce the amount of vomit I've produced
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I sincerely would not wish having a catheter removed from your urethra unto anybody I've ever met
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A squat works.
Thursday, 26-Apr-18 21:14:18 UTC from web -
I am officially bananating out of a hole in my stomach
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I'm so cherryed on morphine lads
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I can't help wondering during some of my office's follies and foibles, is Germany really as crisp and efficient as Eddie Izzard makes it out to be? @adiwan
Thursday, 19-Apr-18 17:19:43 UTC from web -
Pros: potentially reversible if it works well, I can use it as a self defence mechanism like a squid
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It's my intestine
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@mrmattimation @scribus it's extremely Fluffle Puffed but tbh it's all uphill from here
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What the hell is Forskolin anyway. I'd literally never heard of the stuff before bots started trying to use my website to sell it
Tuesday, 24-Apr-18 21:51:24 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark I think here is the first that any of us are hearing of this.
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First person to guess which organ I'm having removed wins said organ
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They pulled it up on their phone and started showing other students. I had four different people suddenly surrounding me and I just wanted to be left alone. The live, in-person audience was, for some reason, genuinely upsetting to me and I couldn’t handle it, so I excused myself and ran to the cafe so I could stress eat.
Monday, 23-Apr-18 20:05:19 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation You're a star now, complete with running away from your fans.
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Hi, welcome to Chilis
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@tiff You want hot or cold coke?
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guess not also holy hell my profile pic
Sunday, 15-Apr-18 19:52:15 UTC from web-
@awl No, probably not. I was under the impression that only broke if you changed the site's name or URL schema. We've moved a bunch of times before without it breaking before.
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Hello all. Thoughts on FOSTA?
Friday, 13-Apr-18 02:22:55 UTC from web-
@cabal Welcome back. As for the original topic, it at least made me decide starting a -themed fediverse instance would be too much hassle.
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So who wants to quit their current home and job to form an arts commune in, I dunno, Oregon or somewhere chill?
Tuesday, 10-Apr-18 18:05:17 UTC from web-
@awl Seems nice enough on the internet. And from my angle, it's a familiar ocean but further from the godrotten equator.
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Drake Bell's dick look like mine do and everyone is roasting it on Twitter
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Today's Derpibooru Tag of the Day is... http://rainbowdash.net/url/871802
Tuesday, 10-Apr-18 08:48:11 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@thelastgherkin Wanna start an MLP grindcore band with that name? If there isn't already an IRL one?
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Someone out there loves you
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@mrmattimation fair riposte
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Thursday, 05-Apr-18 22:44:37 UTC from web
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https://68.media.tumblr.com/5b34c4e975e591f3c8ae2098efa3fb7b/tumblr_p6l2ct7FPe1rxriu5o1_1280.png Season 8 looks way different
Thursday, 05-Apr-18 22:42:42 UTC from web- Griffin likes this.
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apparently you can get a permanent free copy of CK2 right now http://store.steampowered.com/app/203770/Crusader_Kings_II/
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I'm surprised that of all the scenes in Jackass, the one that gets me more than most is the yellow snowcone
Sunday, 01-Apr-18 23:01:53 UTC from web -
TIFF_EBOOKS
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