Jon Pear (a.k.a. NeuroAster)'s home timeline
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I like that Sadie Killer and the Suspects genuinely sound like a Misfits-era punk band
Thursday, 10-May-18 20:43:04 UTC from web -
this episode is far too freudian
Thursday, 10-May-18 17:34:32 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation i'm not saying i'm not into it
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stevonnie genocide route
Thursday, 10-May-18 17:29:27 UTC from web -
emerald looks like a homestuck
Thursday, 10-May-18 17:22:44 UTC from web -
i just made the connection between sour cream and onion
Thursday, 10-May-18 16:49:34 UTC from web -
at what point am I supposed to want Dewey to keep being mayor
Thursday, 10-May-18 16:10:09 UTC from web -
jesus christ, even this linear plotted episode is filler
Thursday, 10-May-18 16:04:12 UTC from web -
time to get invested back in stevey u, maybe
Thursday, 10-May-18 16:02:35 UTC from web -
I'm finally back to a level of health where I can overeat again
Thursday, 10-May-18 07:43:39 UTC from web -
Do I need to catch up on Steven Universe
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@mrmattimation which one was Greg again, was he the two lesbians
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@tiff Greg was the high school dropout who made a YouTube video telling everybody to vote for Hillary Clinton
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MAKE YOUR MONEY BLACK MAN
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The Sonic Boom TV series is such a triumph
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Sunday, 06-May-18 08:27:00 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Congratulations for your hexadeca-tuplets.
Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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So I understand Brexit voters were largely halfwits at best.
Wednesday, 02-May-18 19:05:13 UTC from web-
@scribus They’re the end result of a 40 year campaign by what is essentially state run media (or to be more accurate, a media run state) to overturn the previous referendum we had on joining the EU in the first place. Turns out it’s really easy to gaslight a populace when you spend decades ensuring they’ll never have the tools required to verify your claims.
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@ceruleanspark it’s like the independentists took a page from the Bolsheviks who started that campaign in the ruins of the Russian empire
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@ceruleanspark Boy oh boy am I glad America won't ever face a problem like that.
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How do I become a #gallbladder
Friday, 04-May-18 08:48:30 UTC from web -
I'm home
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It's kinda crazy that I had major invasive life altering surgery on Wednesday and I get to go home a week later and just do FrankerZ
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Should be going home tomorrow lads
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Being taught how to use the bathroom at age 20
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Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@adiwan in America we have a guy who does that for us because we aren’t a third world country (like Germany is)
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Like I would have won a game of Splatoon with the amount of floor I puked on
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Man I had NO idea it was possible to produce the amount of vomit I've produced
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I sincerely would not wish having a catheter removed from your urethra unto anybody I've ever met
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A squat works.
Thursday, 26-Apr-18 21:14:18 UTC from web -
I am officially bananating out of a hole in my stomach
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I'm so cherryed on morphine lads
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I can't help wondering during some of my office's follies and foibles, is Germany really as crisp and efficient as Eddie Izzard makes it out to be? @adiwan
Thursday, 19-Apr-18 17:19:43 UTC from web -
Pros: potentially reversible if it works well, I can use it as a self defence mechanism like a squid
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It's my intestine
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@mrmattimation @scribus it's extremely Fluffle Puffed but tbh it's all uphill from here
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What the hell is Forskolin anyway. I'd literally never heard of the stuff before bots started trying to use my website to sell it
Tuesday, 24-Apr-18 21:51:24 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark I think here is the first that any of us are hearing of this.
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First person to guess which organ I'm having removed wins said organ
