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I swear, I'm about to start walking down the street with a hammer in hand for the next halfwit who can't be bothered to lok where they're driving. It's self-defense.
Friday, 11-Oct-19 17:25:49 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Well, I was on foot at the time.
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@scribus i read a story about a cyclist in NY that went apePotato Knishes on some Uber driver with a U-lock. Hell, gotta do what you gotta do
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me trying to search for a very specific conversation on here from like 2015 using a single keyword: federation was a mistake
Saturday, 05-Oct-19 09:31:17 UTC from web -
Japanese math rock
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Wish our grand overlord Cerulean Spark a happy birthday or face my wrath
Wednesday, 02-Oct-19 12:40:14 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Why do I have to think of this thing now ? ( 10 second clip from Spaceballs ) http://rainbowdash.net/url/875237
Probably the "grand overlord" part which makes it sound funny.
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Today marks is the day I clock in 8 years in the fediverse thanks to this site
Also it's Czech independence day
Pick the reason to celebrate you like more, and raise a toastSaturday, 28-Sep-19 07:45:48 UTC from web -
"Adele Penguin" 2019 !art http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/875225
Saturday, 28-Sep-19 02:47:44 UTC from web -
ice ice baby
Thursday, 19-Sep-19 23:41:30 UTC from web-
@cabal Just as long as I don't have to go back to Dance Dance Revolution. My cardio is shot these days.
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flaxx says hi
Wednesday, 11-Sep-19 19:57:57 UTC from web -
i hope you're all having the second best 11th november of your lives
Wednesday, 11-Sep-19 16:09:41 UTC from web -
Saturday, 07-Sep-19 02:00:23 UTC from web -
Just how many more guns are we gonna need to stop shootings if even Texas keeps getting shot up?
Sunday, 01-Sep-19 01:34:24 UTC from web-
@scribus ALL of them. But also a patriotism test when handing out the guns.
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@nerthos the el paso shooter would have passed a patriotism test with flying colors
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@mrmattimation Hence being in el paso and not in el rebote
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TROPICAL grape STORM
Sunday, 01-Sep-19 14:02:12 UTC from web-
@scribus oh i've seen this, still leagues above those people who get theirs pierced
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no relation to hurricane dorian
Sunday, 01-Sep-19 14:02:53 UTC from web -
it's pony
Thursday, 29-Aug-19 19:47:23 UTC from web -
https://twitter.com/HackedOffHugh/status/1166740030947287040 Guys I think Hugh Grant is mad about something
Wednesday, 28-Aug-19 22:13:09 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark My guess is that they could not decide between the hard cheese and the soft cheese.
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My mom's old cat died last night. Honestly, I had kind of expected it a year to the day after she had gone, but he held out a couple months longer. Over 15 years, total. And he was a little lover all the way to the end. Damnit, I'm gonna miss this cat. http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/875088
Tuesday, 20-Aug-19 05:23:03 UTC from web-
@scribus Best of wishes to wherever that fluffy fellow may go to, your mom, and everyone who will ever miss that cat :(
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you see, the particles smash together, much like I smash your wife every Tuesday after pilates,
Friday, 16-Aug-19 16:39:29 UTC from web -
what if we all feel like every year is going faster because global warming is melting time
Thursday, 15-Aug-19 21:57:53 UTC from web-
@tiff Some have hypothesized that the LHC actually did create a black hole that we're within the event horizon of, and that has been screwing up time itself.
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@tiff "One one hand, things can ONLY continue to get worse. BUT! Thinking fourth-dimensionally, since the trigger was already pulled... things CAN'T get worse!"
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Happy fifth annual Ban All Paedophiles Day! Get the kiwi out
Tuesday, 13-Aug-19 07:58:02 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I would google if that is real thing... But I like my front door where it is...
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@drinkingpony I think it's more local to RDN than widespread.
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i'm laughing but it's a laugh of exasperation
Sunday, 11-Aug-19 20:04:24 UTC from web -
if only we were still notorious within the federation so that someone on sealion or smugloli could call me an opponent of freedom for laughing at a dead child rapist
Saturday, 10-Aug-19 14:03:05 UTC from web-
@scribus Funny this conversation should be happening since we're two days away from celebrating the fifth anniversary of the incident in question
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@thelastgherkin Whoa, spooky....
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I share the sentiment really. One less is good, but several less would be even better.
Sunday, 11-Aug-19 00:17:04 UTC from web -
Wednesday, 07-Aug-19 19:49:08 UTC from web
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@nerthos I was *sure* I was about to watch a bunch of people die in a fire, but instead it turned out pretty rad.
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@ceruleanspark You know me, cerulean. Were it a bunch of people dying in a fire, I would have sent it anyway, but privately :)
The video just reminded me of you, and stuff that old is rare.
How have you been? we haven't talked in forever, I kinda miss it.
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it's very freeing coming to terms with the fact that you can celebrate someone's death without that being any sort of moral/political quandary
Saturday, 10-Aug-19 14:02:03 UTC from web -
not sure what's funnier, the idea of Jeffrey Epstein killing himself or being put on suicide watch and getting murdered anyway
Saturday, 10-Aug-19 13:59:59 UTC from web-
@tiff About 5 hours ago I did not know who he was. Right now I think I know more than the average person, stopping just short of starting to wear a tin-foil wapped Collander/strainer/big-ass-sifter.
Do I think my life has been enriched in any way ? Not at all. Heck it might just be worse.
I think he tried to play real-life as I play MineCraft. Thinking about 20 MooShrooms and a patch full of wheat. I am ignoring a whole lot, but it is hard to type something funny sometimes. Flashes a Creative LicenceJonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Did anyone else receive this spam DM? http://rainbowdash.net/url/875056
Friday, 09-Aug-19 08:27:39 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@thelastgherkin Not I.
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Today is an important international holiday. Wish us a happy anniversary or perish
Friday, 02-Aug-19 09:25:54 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin All the durgs ?
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@thelastgherkin id understand this meme
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@thelastgherkin nvm lol. Google image search. It's in the right click menu in Chrome now.
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Monday, 05-Aug-19 00:40:38 UTC from web -
forgot all about kitsune^2 for a good uh 8 years lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDvvt1kmL1Q
Saturday, 03-Aug-19 23:28:36 UTC from web -
just played laser tag for the first time in like a decade. i didn't do well in either game and i also really hurt my shoulder but i wanna go again
Saturday, 03-Aug-19 21:45:13 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation The group bit helps. Four 30-somethings? NBD. One 30-something? You had better be one of the kids' dad.
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@mrmattimation Also, shaddup young'un! :p
