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I can't believe this My Little Pony episode has a guy named Finger Bangs
Saturday, 01-Jul-17 12:13:14 UTC from web -
I had three bugs fly directly into my eye on my way back home. Bugs, why you gotta be like that
Friday, 30-Jun-17 15:12:11 UTC from web -
I guess the thought process was something like "people playing our game aren't thinking about MANHOOD enough" http://pny.lv/1nuyk
Thursday, 29-Jun-17 21:30:58 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark listen man all i'm sayin is if you played final fantasy games BEFORE FFXV you're not as manly as you could be
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@mrmattimation The game is so "manly" it's banned in Russia
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@ceruleanspark that's because one of the characters is hillary clinton
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Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?
Thursday, 29-Jun-17 07:14:40 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Isn't that a Bender quote? (It's a crying shame Futurama was canceled.)
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My only comfort is that the perverted infant Baby Sinclair from ABC’s Dinosaurs, sits rotting in a sunless jail cell, chained to the wall where he belongs. May he never see the light of day again
Wednesday, 28-Jun-17 21:16:59 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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Anyway, this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist.
Wednesday, 28-Jun-17 10:39:25 UTC from web -
Behold: The best thing on twitter http://pny.lv/1nikn
Tuesday, 27-Jun-17 22:36:23 UTC from web -
Happy birthday @scribus! http://rainbowdash.net/url/859919
Tuesday, 27-Jun-17 21:37:14 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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Monday, 26-Jun-17 22:18:35 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin 2012 called, it wants its joke back
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@mrmattimation The 1990s called, and they want their "Somebody called and wants something back" joke back
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@thelastgherkin The 1980s called, you're gay
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Who is Big Gay
Monday, 26-Jun-17 09:25:51 UTC from web -
I had a dream that Twilight Sparkle was invited to a political conference to give a talk about friendship but she didn't want to go so instead of a speech she sang a song that inspired everyone to becoming anarchist protesters so she could hide in her expensive hotel room and watch loud porn on her laptop
Monday, 26-Jun-17 09:01:53 UTC from web -
I don't want to sound racist, but bronies are becoming a minority on their own social network
Sunday, 25-Jun-17 18:03:35 UTC from web- awlxaĺan likes this.
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So basically, Bronysquare and Ponysquare are closing down because the brony fandom is more-or-less dead, and even though the show still has fans, there just aren't that many legitimate bronies anymore.
You know what that means? Being a brony is cool again guys, break out the plushies and the unsettling cosplays!Saturday, 24-Jun-17 22:48:56 UTC from web-
@actualrudolph delete me
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@actualrudolph (distant sounds of clopping)
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Huh. Pony and Brony -square are closing at the end of the month. That's the end of an era right there
Saturday, 24-Jun-17 08:19:03 UTC from web- Scribus repeated this.
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@ceruleanspark now how will people find partners to do inflation vore RP with
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@ceruleanspark Holy chrome, is it just us now?
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Cheers love, murder is here http://pny.lv/1n0gk
Thursday, 22-Jun-17 21:18:36 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark you blocked me three years ago
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@tiffany How much does a Hemming weigh?
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@ceruleanspark are you hoping for an Ernest response?
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I certainly hope I'm cooked properly, because I am teeming with parasites
Thursday, 22-Jun-17 15:56:17 UTC from web- takeshitakenji likes this.
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You: totes mcgroats
Me, an intellectual: totally mcgroatallyThursday, 22-Jun-17 15:01:26 UTC from web -
Has My Little Pony ever had a magician named Hay Presto
Wednesday, 21-Jun-17 20:46:49 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin but he was decidedly not italian
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@zennx If you're talking about that grapein Moochick I s2g
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Chip vs Dale
Wednesday, 21-Jun-17 18:10:57 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Close. Rescue Rangers is called here "Chip und Chap - Die Ritter des Rechts" (Chip and Chap - The Knights of Justice).
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@adiwan That seems... evocative
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@thelastgherkin I guess since it's a show for children and they know no English the title "Rescue Rangers" had to be changed (also for the R/R logo). There is not really a snappy and alliterative alternative in German for that. There are a ton of Disney characters that had also their names changed for lesser reasons. Scrooge McDuck is here "Dagobert Duck". Launchpad McQuack is simply just "Quack" (sometimes with the addition of "der Bruchpilot (the crash pilot)). But the show is also called here "DuckTales"... Localization! A weird world of wacky words.
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Has anyone ever effed without blinding or vice versa
Wednesday, 21-Jun-17 18:14:06 UTC from web -
Howdy neighbour it's a hot one tod-- (spontaneously combusts)
Wednesday, 21-Jun-17 17:34:02 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@thelastgherkin sunshine, on my shouuuuulders, makes me~~ *gets punched*
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@awl In a bag
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Take off all your preppy clothes
Wednesday, 21-Jun-17 08:40:01 UTC from web -
You: Happy Father's Day
Me, an intellectual: daddyMonday, 19-Jun-17 08:11:20 UTC from web -
My descent into Rimworld sociopathy is essentially complete with the realisation that it's profitable to rehabilitate captured and injured raiders so that I can sell them into slavery
Sunday, 18-Jun-17 10:51:45 UTC from web -
Yesterday I set up a Telegram account because my D&D used IRC before and it didn't work out that well (lack of offline messaging). Today a friend randomly told me that he noticed that I use Telegram now, however I never told him myself. He got a notification about that. To be honest I didn't intend to tell anybody that. I thought Telegram was all about privacy and security but this incident tells me another story.
Saturday, 17-Jun-17 17:44:40 UTC from web -
Last night in D&D I kept using my Deck of Illusions inappropriately, at one point conjuring up a Hill Giant that I named Biggo. But since we then had to climb a mountain range, as soon as Biggo got 120ft away he dispelled. I turned back and whispered "I love you", and he grumbled "Supermaaaaaan..." It was both sadder and funnier than the end of the Iron Giant.
Sunday, 18-Jun-17 10:02:49 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin jesus FrankerZing christ dude
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@thelastgherkin Our wizard used the Deck of Illusions to cast an illusion (a beholder) on the Lightning Rail tracks (a magical train that hovers in the air and is hold up by magic stones in the ground that shoot lightning) in order to stop the train because the tracks were supposedly manipulated by a Sherlock Holmes type detective gone full Moriarty. However the breaks were manipulated instead and thus the train was unable to stop and ran over the beholder illusion. We used a fly spell to get on the train and our sorcerer blasted a level 5 scorching ray and killed the lightning elemental in one round (5 individual attacks, two were crit with almost max damage rolls, and the rest were also high damage rolls). The train "rolled" safely into the train station with a huge melted whole in the front.
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The fate of everything is made like this, in the collision, the test of one praxis against another. This is how the world changes: one way meets a second way, and they discharge their weapons, they exchange their words and markets, they contest and in doing so they petition each other for the right to go on being something, instead of nothing. This is the universe figuring out what it should be in the end.
Friday, 16-Jun-17 19:27:54 UTC from web -
The world is not built on the laws they love. Not on friendship, but on mutual interest. Not on peace, but on victory by any means. The universe is run by extinction, by extermination, by gamma-ray bursts burning up a thousand garden worlds, by howling singularities eating up infant suns. And if life is to live, if anything is to survive through the end of all things, it will live not by the smile but by the sword, not in a soft place but in a hard hell, not in the rotting bog of artificial paradise but in the cold hard self-verifying truth of that one ultimate arbiter, the only judge, the power that is its own metric and its own source—existence, at any cost. Strip away the lies and truces and delaying tactics they call ‘civilization’ and this is what remains, this beautiful shape.
Friday, 16-Jun-17 19:27:34 UTC from web -
Eat at Joe's
Friday, 16-Jun-17 16:15:40 UTC from web
