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  1. What's up gamers, like and subscribe

    Monday, 05-Mar-18 10:02:15 UTC from web
  2. Today was this sites birthday apparently. Certainly I just got billed for the domain name.

    Sunday, 04-Mar-18 21:05:30 UTC from web
  3. I was thinking about Hellshake Yano

    Thursday, 01-Mar-18 23:07:22 UTC from web
  4. Shout out to the guy in my dream last night who was some kind of college professor giving me a questionnaire about mental health but most of the questionnaire was a table asking about how and when I jerk it

    Monday, 26-Feb-18 09:14:47 UTC from web
  5. http://pny.lv/2w0yl This is that guy you homos love right

    Sunday, 25-Feb-18 16:04:54 UTC from web
    • How many miles of dick do you think there is on Earth, flaccid?

      Saturday, 24-Feb-18 09:33:54 UTC from web
    • http://pny.lv/2vrwa

      Saturday, 24-Feb-18 00:34:06 UTC from web
      • The last gherkin on the Krusty Burger of despair

        Thursday, 22-Feb-18 18:01:16 UTC from web
      • Some questions for those that consider steamed hams to be an unforgettable luncheon: Did you have to unlearn that they were Krusty Burgers, or is that how you always believed?

        Thursday, 22-Feb-18 17:47:36 UTC from web
      • Some guy from a foreign country trying to sell us snake oil: I need an archetypal American person's name. Just some guy who lives on your street. I know, how about Herey Naked http://rainbowdash.net/url/869636

        Wednesday, 21-Feb-18 09:29:52 UTC from web
        • Remember kids: Death to America!

          Sunday, 18-Feb-18 00:35:40 UTC from web
          • Let’s be clear here: Monsters Inc world Goofy is just Jar Jar Binks recoloured.

            Thursday, 15-Feb-18 20:40:38 UTC from web
            • Remember Kevin. If you call my name, I'll come back to life

              Tuesday, 13-Feb-18 18:37:20 UTC from web
              • (Ponders a certain former user's possible thoughts on the matter)

                Sunday, 04-Feb-18 20:13:15 UTC from web
              • Candii Kens is my Christmas-themed stripper name

                Tuesday, 30-Jan-18 09:10:57 UTC from web
                • So here's something amusing: http://equestria.social

                  Sunday, 28-Jan-18 16:19:00 UTC from web
                • So here's something amusing: http://equestria.social

                  Sunday, 28-Jan-18 16:04:25 UTC from web
                  • My favourite former RDN user is Gherkin

                    Saturday, 27-Jan-18 10:20:51 UTC from web
                  • i have two empty PCI-express slots, what stupid retarded FrankerZ can i put in thosw

                    Thursday, 25-Jan-18 21:03:38 UTC from web
                  • Don't hate me cos you ate me

                    Tuesday, 23-Jan-18 17:35:38 UTC from web
                    • @augustus @sarcasmkid >both are fat italians
                      >both lay pipe for a living
                      Game Theory: Is Mario Ron Jeremy?

                      Wednesday, 17-Jan-18 21:31:15 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                    • Seth Everready has conditioned me to expect a Phil Collins during Toto - Africa

                      Monday, 15-Jan-18 22:29:21 UTC from web
                    • AURORA BORABALIS http://rainbowdash.net/url/867970

                      Monday, 08-Jan-18 10:16:06 UTC from web
                    • I've heard of horny on main but someone just posted Potato Knishes vore on my twitter timeline

                      Monday, 08-Jan-18 18:48:54 UTC from web
                    • This is a jam, you guys http://rainbowdash.net/url/867926

                      Sunday, 07-Jan-18 20:53:03 UTC from web
                    • how do you break up with your best friend

                      Thursday, 04-Jan-18 19:32:20 UTC from web
                    • Start papayaing now and you could probably batcave dead on midnight. Start 2018 with a shameful covering of apple on your dominant hand

                      Sunday, 31-Dec-17 23:45:18 UTC from web
                    • 2 Anno Domini Nostri Luigi

                      Wednesday, 01-Jan-14 23:04:12 UTC from web
                    • Do you ever feel like a plastic bag

                      Thursday, 28-Dec-17 09:19:13 UTC from web
                    • Anybody else remember that time @mrmattimation posted his cock on Twitter?

                      Wednesday, 27-Dec-17 03:41:04 UTC from web