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I have learned that if you have a mustache and wear a green sweater to work people will call you Ned Flanders
Tuesday, 07-Nov-17 21:17:22 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark or “furry Statusnet instance admin”
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@awl I can't believe you'd call me a statusnet admin you cuck
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@ceruleanspark sentences to death by gnu-gnu
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This never gets old http://rainbowdash.net/url/863908
Tuesday, 07-Nov-17 19:30:30 UTC from web -
I don’t know whether to like James Woods more or less rn http://rainbowdash.net/url/863907
Tuesday, 07-Nov-17 19:19:00 UTC from web- shpuld likes this.
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Why did Elon Musk choose SpaceX to land on mars?
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master total drama island
Monday, 06-Nov-17 19:39:19 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation eat my ass
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@mrmattimation boy it’s been awhile since we’ve seen this moniker.
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John Schnatter, more like Potato Knishes-the-bed
Monday, 06-Nov-17 18:29:20 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation pineapple or no it’s the same
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found out my work has a bus pirate.
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let's see who blocked me today.
Sunday, 05-Nov-17 22:23:29 UTC from web -
Kevin Spaceez nuts
Sunday, 05-Nov-17 22:22:36 UTC from web -
Any discord servers one would/could recommend to me? If for nothing else the casual chat as I'm rarely around
Sunday, 05-Nov-17 18:02:59 UTC from web -
my favourite Discord feature is the one where it publicly shames you for leaving a server
Sunday, 05-Nov-17 17:38:32 UTC from web -
people make a big deal about using "they" as a non-specific pronoun as if saying "him or her" and "he or she" eight times per sentence isn't convoluted as hell
Saturday, 04-Nov-17 23:23:43 UTC from web -
people acting like Papa John's pizza is good
Saturday, 04-Nov-17 13:25:56 UTC from web -
How my new #bike looks like after repairs https://loadaverage.org/attachment/3849788
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@staleg sweet! I just took most of my girlfriend’s bicycle apart today: http://rainbowdash.net/url/863681
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One thing about Netflix shows is that they really like using the s-word
Thursday, 02-Nov-17 18:42:07 UTC from web-
@awl What sword?
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@thelastgherkin uh uh Kevin Spacey’s??
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@lain Russian trolls basically started Facebook pages for two sides of an argument, attracted followers, then bought ads declaring a protest event and counterprotest event for the two groups to clash. And it worked.
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It's a bit nutty!
Thursday, 02-Nov-17 16:30:07 UTC from web -
The neat thing about naming my Rimworld colonists after RDN members is I can finally live out my fantasy of murdering @tiff and wearing his skin
Thursday, 02-Nov-17 14:13:57 UTC from web- Baron Tinderbox repeated this.
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@ceruleanspark jealous
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@ceruleanspark jealous
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Holy mother is Stranger Things 2 a step above the first season. Way more dark. Practically stand-alone I think.
Tuesday, 31-Oct-17 19:18:21 UTC from web -
Solara, Solera, Solotomota, whatever, I'm tired
Tuesday, 31-Oct-17 00:29:13 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation had one of those. I had to work to kill it.
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@awl A friend of a friend is trying to sell it so I thought I'd take it off their hands since I just so happen to need a car.
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Does anyone missthe days where when a celebrity’s bame was in the news it was about them dying
Monday, 30-Oct-17 23:50:01 UTC from web -
oh wow, I'm kind of surprised Netflix axed House of Cards so quickly
Monday, 30-Oct-17 21:43:50 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I'll take that over the "Kevin Spacey comes out as gay" take
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@awl I'm glad that in light of the uncovered sexual abuse of a minor Kev can find peace within himself
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I’d have rather had the largest news story of the day be the indictments of former Trump aides.
Monday, 30-Oct-17 22:42:36 UTC from web -
What do you know, another Monday and I'm still single and hate my job, find no lasting pleasure in pretty much anything, can't get along with people, and basically should probably be dead. Let me go whine to people who long ago got sick of my apple, because it's the only thing I have left that isn't suicide in some form or another!
Monday, 30-Oct-17 20:32:30 UTC from web-
@scribus Hey, stay outta my diary. AND MY SHED.
I have to say though, ponies takes the edge off just a bit. Just enough.
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What the cherry Kevin Spacey. Come on.
Monday, 30-Oct-17 19:24:46 UTC from web -
I made the mistake of trying to watch Discovery and now I genuinely kind of want to just die.
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I do think The Defenders was pretty much a waste of time but I wasn’t invented in any one character but Jessica Jones.
Sunday, 29-Oct-17 17:36:38 UTC from web -
I've only watched 13 show seasons this year (that ended but didn't necessarily start in 2017) I'm a failure
Sunday, 29-Oct-17 17:28:47 UTC from web-
@awl I promised myself this would be my year that I consume as much media as possible but then I got employed like a mug
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5 now.
Sunday, 29-Oct-17 17:30:06 UTC from web
