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I need a Minecraft gf
Wednesday, 25-Mar-20 03:22:47 UTC from web -
you can dance if you want to, but do it six feet over there
Wednesday, 25-Mar-20 02:59:51 UTC from web -
*standing alone in the empty plaza* I play Pokémon Go every day
Tuesday, 24-Mar-20 21:59:34 UTC from web -
I bet that guy who ate that improperly cooked bat feels real silly now
Tuesday, 24-Mar-20 21:34:46 UTC from web -
Never thought my line of work would require me to wear hazmat gear, but here we are.
Tuesday, 24-Mar-20 19:53:58 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation At my super market they hired a person to insure that the safety distance between each person in the queue is kept. Too bad that the store is not very big and the aisles are narrow.
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animating something with stupid complex shading because it's a very small bit so i want it to look nice but god is this painful
Monday, 23-Mar-20 22:20:56 UTC from web -
My biggest issue with VR right now is that my fingers sweat and make the trackpads on my controllers inaccurate. Wonder if there’s a glove out there I can buy for exactly this issue.
Sunday, 22-Mar-20 20:21:39 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation In Summer I use a very strong deodorant on my hands to reduce the sweatiness for a little bit. The hands get a little bit sticky bit less moist. Sadly it doesn't last very long because it rubs off very fast.
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We should revoke the right to vote from some people. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875475
Sunday, 22-Mar-20 15:12:37 UTC from web -
I just wanna be filthy stinking rich and disappear into the forests of West Virginia making cartoons for the rest of my life, is that too much to ask??
Saturday, 21-Mar-20 23:38:19 UTC from web -
Just got a 10% raise at work for... not quitting during a pandemic, I guess??
Saturday, 21-Mar-20 23:25:16 UTC from web -
For some reason the women in my life don’t seem to appreciate me calling condoms “weenie nets”
Saturday, 21-Mar-20 17:42:21 UTC from web -
(joking, I don't dodge my taxes, but I do have to go to court for dodging my taxes in June)
Saturday, 21-Mar-20 04:25:00 UTC from web -
My new financial strategy of “buying stocks just after Trump has a press conference, then selling just before he has his next on” is paying off so far
Friday, 20-Mar-20 23:42:11 UTC from web-
@thismightbeauser Especially since short term capital gains are taxed higher.
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@thismightbeauser But I guess if you're concerned about that then you'd want to wait a year, idk
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@thismightbeauser i don't pay taxes, is what the court summons i can now legally ignore because of coronavirus says
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@mrmattimation This seems like something you might find interesting: https://bluwingskitty.tumblr.com/post/613056765209214976
Friday, 20-Mar-20 08:18:58 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Dude that orcamaid picture is sweeeeet
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@ceruleanspark thank you
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I’m beginning to consider the idea that maybe I have coronavirus but all it’s doing to me is giving me a cold. It’s been around 6-10 days since I was possibly exposed to it by an elderly customer who maybe got it in Arlington (never did figure out who it was and if they were even in the store), and I’ve been dealing with cold symptoms for a few days now. No fever yet, though, and my cough was exceptionally minor and is gone today. Hopefully if that’s the case I didn’t get anyone sick, I was careful to make sure I was sanitizing everything in my cough radius just in case.
Thursday, 19-Mar-20 19:28:25 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I thought the same until I had a fevre this morning. So now I’m self-quarantining.
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Like I said - I have no reason to believe I’ve got it other than this cold, which is also going around right now. No fever, no headaches, nothing. Just congestion.
Thursday, 19-Mar-20 19:31:33 UTC from web-
@thismightbeauser But, the Carnegie and Rockefeller and all those families, they used to do public works and stuff. They may have been hoarding the wealth, but not damn *all* of it. Their flash contest was at least servicing the greater good as a side effect of the ostentation. This new crop seems more about raw, bigly yuge numbers, and hoarding, like a dragon (or a priapism). But, again, this is all coming around to perception. . . .
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@scribus I mean, there's Bill Gates and whatnot. On the other hand you get people like this guy, who think it's an okay idea to keep making electric cars at a moderately high risk of illness to his employees with no one to buy them. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875471
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@thismightbeauser @scribus That is indeed the case, a lot of rich people have middle class cars and discrete houses and do their best to keep people from knowing how rich they are, due to the general sentiment of "wealth equals evil"
You can't blame them really, if the mob will hate you just for managing to make good decisions and earning your family big money. I'd probably do the same if I couldn't simply relocate to a fortified compound with a minefield around it. It makes no sense to feel empathy for a group that has none for you, for whom you'll always be the bad guy regardless of what you do or don't do, that openly talks about how good it'd be if you died.
The ones that show off are the sociopaths, politicians and entertainment industry guys, who by default are crooks as that whole industry is built on crime and debauchery.
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IMO, the whole thing is a PR disaster waiting to happen, but that’s fine, I guess. The guy was put there to be the fall-guy when union negotiations broke down... then this happened.
Thursday, 19-Mar-20 19:23:34 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Jump on TOR and anonymously drop the scoop to either an intrepid young journalism major or a washed-out alcoholic local reporter and watch the lid kinda simmer and flop and ultimately probably the heat'll get turned down and nothing'll blow after all!!
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My dad got carded at the grocery store on the way home from a night shift. He was too young to get in so early.
Thursday, 19-Mar-20 15:33:11 UTC from web-
@scribus We’re just kind of telling people we’re gonna card them but our interim President was really mad about having to change anything about the way we operate so we were explicitly told during a very angry conference call that it’s all just for show and we’re not supposed to actually turn anyone away.
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Which is especially infuriating because I'd been planning a move to Colorado for like, two years, but other stuff has set THAT back too.
Thursday, 19-Mar-20 07:47:28 UTC from web -
All of my cartoons just start with jokes now. By which I mean they start with a joke on a page, and then I try to figure out how I can get TO that joke, narratively.
Thursday, 19-Mar-20 02:51:22 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Downer. I have a Seattle trip for Sage and Savant cancelled, too. :(
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@scribus The biggest bummer is that I was planning to meet someone out there who I've known for like three years but have never met in person, she's in Colorado and I'm in Virginia and we both thought we were gonna get to finally meet each other at VidCon. Now we're both stuck where we are for the foreseeable future.
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/s
Thursday, 19-Mar-20 01:15:57 UTC from web -
Well that was a depressing outlook https://time.com/5804555/coronavirus-lockdown-uk/
Thursday, 19-Mar-20 00:54:09 UTC from web -
I have a minor cough. Ooo-woooo-ooooooo~
Wednesday, 18-Mar-20 22:12:25 UTC from web -
My grocery store is officially empty. We officially have nothing of value left to offer people. And yet, it’s still packed.
Wednesday, 18-Mar-20 19:41:02 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Time to buy a gun
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Oh wow. A small glimpse of "Communism" in the USA? https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/americans-are-very-likely-to-get-dollar1000-or-more-checks-heres-what-you-need-to-know/ar-BB11k2rT
Wednesday, 18-Mar-20 12:33:08 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Ah. That explains a lot. Didn't know that.
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@mrmattimation I believe those were both tax rebates at heart, though. This would be a step further.
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@mrmattimation And that is super one of my favorites, I aspire to such heights of !caffeine consumption. Actually, I may have committed a couple such moments as a bus driver....
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meanwhile, I made five dollars on the market
Wednesday, 18-Mar-20 18:10:15 UTC from web -
Naturally Trump glares at the woman as she says something positive about China's response
Wednesday, 18-Mar-20 16:49:16 UTC from web-
@scribus my favorite part of that press conference was that Fox News had a real-time DOW counter in the corner, so every time he said something dumb, you could watch the recession get worse in real time.
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@mrmattimation Hey you're right, CBS had a ticker showing the measly growth of the day slow down every time I roll my eyes!
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hobby: lying to my ex and telling her i'm doing very good in my life, not because i want her to be jealous, but because i don't want her to think i'm about to go kill myself
Wednesday, 18-Mar-20 04:32:50 UTC from web -
Social distancing. Smh my damn head.
Tuesday, 17-Mar-20 19:29:08 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation A terrible Social Distortion cover band...
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Social distancing is what you do when the weird kid starts drawing in his notebook in seventh grade math and the teacher’s yelling at him about it
Tuesday, 17-Mar-20 19:27:51 UTC from web
