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  1. So, no. I do not have goddamned nginx figured out, and no, the Pleroma 2.0 launch has not made this any less goddamned infuriating.

    Sunday, 15-Mar-20 04:19:48 UTC from web
  2. For some reason the women in my life don’t seem to appreciate me calling condoms “weenie nets”

    Saturday, 21-Mar-20 17:42:21 UTC from web
    • (joking, I don't dodge my taxes, but I do have to go to court for dodging my taxes in June)

      Saturday, 21-Mar-20 04:25:00 UTC from web
      • My new financial strategy of “buying stocks just after Trump has a press conference, then selling just before he has his next on” is paying off so far

        Friday, 20-Mar-20 23:42:11 UTC from web
      • @mrmattimation This seems like something you might find interesting: https://bluwingskitty.tumblr.com/post/613056765209214976

        Friday, 20-Mar-20 08:18:58 UTC from web
      • I’m beginning to consider the idea that maybe I have coronavirus but all it’s doing to me is giving me a cold. It’s been around 6-10 days since I was possibly exposed to it by an elderly customer who maybe got it in Arlington (never did figure out who it was and if they were even in the store), and I’ve been dealing with cold symptoms for a few days now. No fever yet, though, and my cough was exceptionally minor and is gone today. Hopefully if that’s the case I didn’t get anyone sick, I was careful to make sure I was sanitizing everything in my cough radius just in case.

        Thursday, 19-Mar-20 19:28:25 UTC from web
      • IMO, the whole thing is a PR disaster waiting to happen, but that’s fine, I guess. The guy was put there to be the fall-guy when union negotiations broke down... then this happened.

        Thursday, 19-Mar-20 19:23:34 UTC from web
      • My dad got carded at the grocery store on the way home from a night shift. He was too young to get in so early.

        Thursday, 19-Mar-20 15:33:11 UTC from web
        • @scribus We’re just kind of telling people we’re gonna card them but our interim President was really mad about having to change anything about the way we operate so we were explicitly told during a very angry conference call that it’s all just for show and we’re not supposed to actually turn anyone away.

          Thursday, 19-Mar-20 19:15:20 UTC in context
      • Which is especially infuriating because I'd been planning a move to Colorado for like, two years, but other stuff has set THAT back too.

        Thursday, 19-Mar-20 07:47:28 UTC from web
        • All of my cartoons just start with jokes now. By which I mean they start with a joke on a page, and then I try to figure out how I can get TO that joke, narratively.

          Thursday, 19-Mar-20 02:51:22 UTC from web
        • /s

          Thursday, 19-Mar-20 01:15:57 UTC from web
          • Well that was a depressing outlook https://time.com/5804555/coronavirus-lockdown-uk/

            Thursday, 19-Mar-20 00:54:09 UTC from web
          • Yo @ceruleanspark, I just checked the Affiliates links and both are now completely dead. Fluttershy was bought by some Chinese thing and Bronies UK is just dead lol.

            Wednesday, 18-Mar-20 22:13:47 UTC from web
            • I have a minor cough. Ooo-woooo-ooooooo~

              Wednesday, 18-Mar-20 22:12:25 UTC from web
              • My grocery store is officially empty. We officially have nothing of value left to offer people. And yet, it’s still packed.

                Wednesday, 18-Mar-20 19:41:02 UTC from web
              • I'm sure you all want to know what Rainbow Dash Network is doing about Coronavirus. The answer is, much like McDonalds: "grapeing nothing".

                Wednesday, 18-Mar-20 19:23:27 UTC from web
              • Oh wow. A small glimpse of "Communism" in the USA? https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/americans-are-very-likely-to-get-dollar1000-or-more-checks-heres-what-you-need-to-know/ar-BB11k2rT

                Wednesday, 18-Mar-20 12:33:08 UTC from web
              • meanwhile, I made five dollars on the market

                Wednesday, 18-Mar-20 18:10:15 UTC from web
                • Naturally Trump glares at the woman as she says something positive about China's response

                  Wednesday, 18-Mar-20 16:49:16 UTC from web
                • hobby: lying to my ex and telling her i'm doing very good in my life, not because i want her to be jealous, but because i don't want her to think i'm about to go kill myself

                  Wednesday, 18-Mar-20 04:32:50 UTC from web
                  • Social distancing. Smh my damn head.

                    Tuesday, 17-Mar-20 19:29:08 UTC from web
                  • Social distancing is what you do when the weird kid starts drawing in his notebook in seventh grade math and the teacher’s yelling at him about it

                    Tuesday, 17-Mar-20 19:27:51 UTC from web
                    • that’s about the extent of my coronavirus-related material

                      Tuesday, 17-Mar-20 19:21:49 UTC from web
                      • Hey sorry Matt, I can’t go to the prom with you, there’s a coronavirus going around and I’m practicing social distancing.

                        Tuesday, 17-Mar-20 19:18:09 UTC from web
                        • Oh, you’re lonely because of the coronavirus? Suck it up.

                          Tuesday, 17-Mar-20 19:10:18 UTC from web
                          • “Social distancing” makes it sound like you’re being bullied and it’s your fault. It sounds like a nice way of referring to what women did to me in high school

                            Tuesday, 17-Mar-20 19:09:33 UTC from web
                            • "There was a line at Costco so I went out and bought a gun" is not the logic pathway of someone who should own a gun https://time.com/5804562/coronavirus-fears-gun-sales/

                              Tuesday, 17-Mar-20 15:09:08 UTC from web
                            • It's been years

                              Tuesday, 17-Mar-20 13:44:52 UTC from web
                            • Hello, everyone. It's been a while. I'm amazed this place is still here.

                              Tuesday, 17-Mar-20 02:59:29 UTC from web
                            • Boss called me into work. Told him I was out of town. Too embarrassed to say I’m playing Dungeons and Dragons

                              Monday, 16-Mar-20 19:31:16 UTC from web