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  1. This is what I do when I'm feeling sick and sorry for myself: I watch classic Simpsons episodes in a nest of blankets and ask stupid questions about them

    Friday, 16-Sep-16 20:03:29 UTC from web
    • Sideshow Bob and Principal Skinner both share their prisoner number with Jean Valjean.

      Friday, 16-Sep-16 19:34:41 UTC from web
    • You're forgetting the first two noble truths of the buddha

      Friday, 16-Sep-16 19:32:40 UTC from web
      • *Checks Starbound's price to buy it*
        Steam: $15
        GOG: $8
        Typical.

        Friday, 16-Sep-16 14:04:05 UTC from web
      • Cartoon Conspiracy Theory: Is Matt dead???

        Friday, 16-Sep-16 15:09:48 UTC from web
      • Even the most socialist communities need some elitism, so I don't exactly feel any shame when I say anyone who supports UKIP is an absolute moron

        Friday, 16-Sep-16 13:53:50 UTC from web
      • I just want Smithers and Mr Burns to kisu kisu already.

        Friday, 16-Sep-16 11:22:49 UTC from web
        • my tragus is swollen and sore so I decided to poke a hole through it like a rubber tyre and it's not sore now but it's bleeding profusely

          Tuesday, 13-Sep-16 21:52:35 UTC from web
        • Minor Text Fixes

          Tuesday, 13-Sep-16 20:56:53 UTC from web
          • Erotic Toucans

            Tuesday, 13-Sep-16 20:25:45 UTC from web
            • Nevermind, figured it out, it's aluminum just like everything else Apple was making at the time.

              Tuesday, 13-Sep-16 20:01:36 UTC from web
            • Ooh, unused Undertale music: http://undertale.tumblr.com/

              Tuesday, 13-Sep-16 19:20:24 UTC from web
              • aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand one more week starts tomorrow

                Monday, 12-Sep-16 02:49:57 UTC from web
              • "bible for minecrafters. histories from the Bible told block by block" http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/850989

                Monday, 12-Sep-16 00:31:55 UTC from web
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                • @mushi >and God sayeth: "Noah, craft an ark, and place onto it a couple of each kind of mob, you're going to need to get inventive with the ones that are on fire"
                  >and God giveth Noah Creative Mode, so that he could build the ark without having to wait for 3 years
                  >and once Noah had done so God looketh at his work and saw that it was good, for God was running a 2k texture pack
                  >and then did God raise the water level by 300 vertical cubes, drowning all the other scrubs in the server, including Noah, kuz constructs don't float in minecraft
                  >and then Noah started mangoing in [world] chat and God got fed up with his FrankerZ and perma-banned his dumb ass
                  >Then God , using his |_337 h4x0r sk1llz changed the dirt blocks into active TNT blocks and laughed as the server lagged with sick explosions

                  Monday, 12-Sep-16 01:53:35 UTC in context
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                • @zennx 2k texture pack, shaders mod, on a server, 15 fps

                  Monday, 12-Sep-16 01:54:14 UTC in context
                • @zennx alternative end: noah puts creepers in the ark and it exploded

                  Monday, 12-Sep-16 01:57:56 UTC in context
              • What would Jesus do (regarding creepers)?

                Monday, 12-Sep-16 01:47:08 UTC from web
              • doN't BlAmE YOuRseLF

                Sunday, 11-Sep-16 20:44:59 UTC from web
                • Which of these looks best? (1/3) http://rainbowdash.net/url/850971

                  Sunday, 11-Sep-16 17:04:18 UTC from web
                • I have bags under my eyes and I all can think is that dk64 is still better than digimon world.

                  Sunday, 11-Sep-16 03:54:54 UTC from web
                  • Do you have other men in this house? Radioactive men?

                    Saturday, 10-Sep-16 23:16:44 UTC from web
                    • I keep telling you, he's 72 years old and he's dead.

                      Saturday, 10-Sep-16 23:14:25 UTC from web
                    • Fire up the frame shift drive lads, we're flying this thing directly into the sun

                      Saturday, 10-Sep-16 22:57:40 UTC from web
                      • can't believe people are still complaining about "who did 9/11"
                        it DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE, it's been 15 years ffs
                        the damage is done, all we can do now is accept it as such and MOVE ON

                        Saturday, 10-Sep-16 21:04:42 UTC from web
                      • I can't believe Bobs Burgers never revisited the fact that Jimmy Pesto is a diaper fetishist who frequents an institute called the "Desire Dungeon".

                        Saturday, 10-Sep-16 20:08:50 UTC from web
                      • Thinking about lizard people

                        Saturday, 10-Sep-16 18:47:44 UTC from web
                      • People still watch FiM?

                        Saturday, 10-Sep-16 16:36:10 UTC from web
                      • It can't end like this! I got a lady and 5 kids! I thought I'd outlive at least 1 of them!

                        Saturday, 10-Sep-16 14:40:26 UTC from web
                        • The fault, dear Apple Bloom, is not in our cutie marks, but in ourselves, that we are underlings.

                          Saturday, 10-Sep-16 09:50:14 UTC from web
                          • http://pny.lv/0t982 Look what I got today!!

                            Saturday, 10-Sep-16 00:54:10 UTC from web
                          • Don't think. Feel and you will be tanasinn.

                            Friday, 09-Sep-16 22:30:49 UTC from web
                            • Important life update: I saw SEVEN dogs on the way home from school today, that's so many

                              Friday, 09-Sep-16 21:06:11 UTC from web