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Imagine being so tired you surprised yourself by farting
Thursday, 16-Jan-14 02:16:27 UTC from web- Narwhal, Coltzerino and Techdisk and 2 others repeated this.
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@awlderpy Same to you. Take-a the cold medicine and get a good sleep so you can be the best person at your work
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My dream last night was incredibly surreal.
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@pawnheartwithavengeance A couple of hours installing stuff, not much more. And figuring out my way around Rivet City.
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@ceruleansparkold Aaah, the classics.
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Friday, 07-Mar-14 15:55:43 UTC from web
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"have you drunk or done any drug?"
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"they cut off pope's dick!"
Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 01:54:34 UTC from web- monsutaa kaado!, RDN's Lucifer and Jake like this.
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She had curly blonde hair that shone in the dim light the streetlamps offered outside of my humble office tucked away in some dilapidated building on a dingy corner of a dirty street in Frisco. Wearing a flowing shiny red dress with a long skirt and you could still tell her legs went all the way to Portland. I could tell from the moment she walked in, flashing those deep ocean-blue eyes into my own gaze and pursing those ruby-red lips, she was thinking one thing.
"Where is the bepis"Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 02:37:51 UTC from web- m14brony, RDN's Lucifer and Jake and 2 others like this.
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@northernnarwhal That's when you have people around you to say "stop it; bad Tyler".
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@saintnichawlas And I respond with "Yes, bad Tyler indeed. Awful Tyler in fact."
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Electronic dance music for fish: glubstep.
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This ain't a scene it's a goddamn donger raise
Friday, 05-Dec-14 23:19:33 UTC from web- RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space), Solidus Sans, orungano and Jake like this.
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@ceruleanspark Raise this dong, raise this dong...
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Dear Santa:
I've been pretty good this year (closer to it than some, anyway), but I won't insult your omniscience by pretending you needed me to tell you that. I also know you're very busy, and so I'll keep this short.
All I want for Christmas is a living wage in America and an end to the rampant, brutal militarization of the American police force.
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>Tim laying on the ground dying
>His brother rushes over and holds him in his arms while crying
>"Tim, please! Say something!"
>Tim leans in and quietly whispers "Why you no call ambulance?" then dies right then and there
Like this if you cri evertim 5everFriday, 12-Dec-14 00:36:08 UTC from web- RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) and Jake like this.
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@northernnarwhal tears. tears everywhere
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@redebinchilada Is it tearing you apart?
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@redebinchilada Tim copypasta is in full effect
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Peter Jackson wrote an unsued "Nightmare on Elm Street 6" script in which Freddy had become so un-feared and weak that teens would take sleeping pills just to find him and mess with him.
I would actually really like to see that movie.- Jake likes this.
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@saintnichawlas Yeah, it starred the guy who played Rorsach in "Watchmen" as Freddy and was alternately totally unnecessary or not really any good. The "Evil Dead" one was really surprisingly good, though. I recommend it, but it's pretty damn brutal.
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@scribus It's supposed also to take a somewhat more serious air than the original ended up becoming, yes?
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@saintnichawlas Well, the very first one was actually pretty dark and heavy, it didn't get much of a comedic edge until the 3rd part, and 4 just got campy and went more or less steadily downhill. But anyway, point is, Freddy is remembered as a wise-cracking almost Joker-like figure, but he wasn't always like that.
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i was thinking, i'm the long haired guy, with a big nose, who has a pathetic social life and an even worse love life who makes potions. I might actually be Snape
Thursday, 04-Dec-14 01:16:47 UTC from web- RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space), monsutaa kaado! and RDN's Lucifer and 2 others like this.
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@mushi My sister has a huge crush on Alan Rickman so I can help you out with the love life bit
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There is MLP merch for everything. I'm curious how a house would look like if the persons living in had everything replaced with official MLP merch (bath rugs, towels, dishes, glasses, headphones, scooter, notebooks, blankets, clock, shower curtain, toothbrush (+ cup, toothpaste), wall paper (sticker), curtains, desk lamp, backpack, piggy bank, family photos replaced by ponies, pillows, bicycle, storage boxes, clothing.... It would be utterly ridiculous.
Friday, 12-Dec-14 20:00:00 UTC from Choqok- Jake likes this.
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@broniebrown it would look like walking down the pink aisle at Walmart. As a house.
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@broniebrown a house designed by the people who design the Walmart pink aisle.
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I am quite happy to see Narwhal find someone who is also a huge music nERRDDD!
Friday, 12-Dec-14 03:52:07 UTC from web-
@northernnarwhal "Cult" is not far from wrong, I suppose....
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@m14brony Woeful fate, I am unmasked! The façade of three years crumbles, and one hundred eleven thousand posts are revealed as unreliable! The network sees how deep inside i have always been a applesposter, and in despair I cry tears of blood.
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This Pikachu biker gang with tattoos and facial hair walked by and my friend said are those females and I said "no it's a few man chu"
Saturday, 13-Dec-14 20:34:17 UTC from web -
how to get half a million views in two days. make a 5 second Friday's at Freddy's video
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Lol bananass
Sunday, 14-Dec-14 22:40:00 UTC from web-
@spots Oh my god all mods do is bananass
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She was living in a room with two other individuals: one of them was a male and the other one, heh, a female. God only knows what they were up to in there.
Furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised that all three of them habitually smoked marijuana cigarettes.
Bepis *reggae plays*Monday, 15-Dec-14 19:45:33 UTC from web- Jake, Narwhal and Coltzerino like this.
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Thursday, 18-Dec-14 16:16:30 UTC from web
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@thelastgherkin K den
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Let's just actually melt Kim Jong Un's face off. That sounds like a fun summer project.
Friday, 19-Dec-14 00:14:08 UTC from web- Jake likes this.
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@mrmattimation Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today
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@mastertdi *cue B-plot in which Agent P has to stop Dr. Doofenshmirtz from using mind control on Seth Rogen*
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btw if you try searching "The Interview" on torrenting websites, you're gonna get a similarly titled porno starring Alyssa Lynn
Friday, 19-Dec-14 00:31:29 UTC from web- Jake likes this.
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@mrmattimation of course you'd know
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I anything can't do right since because pickles
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"He just kept yelling at us to 'porn him'" -Tyler 2014
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You are a puppeteer working for Henson's Workshop. While at the office late at night, the Kermit muppet comes to life and speaks to you. "It's your turn to be the puppet." He violently shoves his little frog hand into your asshole, killing you instantly.
Five Nights at Hensons.Saturday, 20-Dec-14 00:33:35 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer, Jake and awlxaĺan like this.
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So just studying AP Psychology... http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/814263
Friday, 19-Dec-14 00:54:09 UTC from web-
@redenchilada freud said, then it might be all true
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@redenchilada In context, Freud also did copious amounts of cocaine.
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☆*･゜ﾟ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )SUPER LUCKY ASIAN DONGER BRING MUCH HONOUR TO FAMREE( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )゜ﾟ･*☆
Thursday, 06-Nov-14 04:45:16 UTC from web- awlxaĺan likes this.
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@northernnarwhal but i dislike children
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@yodelerty Think of the neko girls
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@northernnarwhal DAMN YOU
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You're an asshole, Matthew C.
You're as evil as can be~
You're slimier than Romney,
More problematic than Ron Paul
Matthew C~!
I wouldn't be surprised if you voted for Hitler in the last election...
Because he's a good public speaker~!Saturday, 20-Dec-14 03:47:58 UTC from web -
mangoes
Saturday, 27-Dec-14 04:45:31 UTC from web-
@derpy128 GO to your favorites, and then redash what you want. Just stay away from somethin gyou know? :D
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I have $50 on amazon and I have no idea what to buy.
Saturday, 27-Dec-14 04:42:26 UTC from web
