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having a receptacle that can fit nicely in your hand seems to make you drink faster, and therefore you fill it up more regularly ad infinitum
Sunday, 07-Jan-18 14:28:50 UTC from web -
and three creme eggs
Sunday, 07-Jan-18 14:32:58 UTC from web -
I've eaten no less than three kinder eggs this week
Sunday, 07-Jan-18 14:32:50 UTC from web -
drinking out of a tiny jar actually does wonders for getting enough water every day
Sunday, 07-Jan-18 14:28:02 UTC from web -
i want to go back to the old days of 2016 RDN where we kinkshamed random internet artists
Sunday, 07-Jan-18 12:41:05 UTC from web -
I was out driving today and I waited a little too late to hit the brakes at a light so i had to squeeze it a little harder than I normally and the car lurched a bit and I nearly farted but i didn't
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@mrmattimation I basically fart in response to any strong emotion I feel, be that joy, fear, I once farted in response to being chased by a toy helicopter
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@tiffany I've genuinely only ever been able to prevent myself from farting around women, and even then sometimes i leave the room to go fart. Once a fart starts, there's no stopping it.
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@mrmattimation one time when my arm was numb I was trying so hard to move it I farted
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I listened to both Drive Like Jehu albums the other day and those are awesome
Sunday, 07-Jan-18 12:25:25 UTC from web -
my plan to listen to at least one new (non-2018) album a day this year is going well so far
Sunday, 07-Jan-18 12:24:24 UTC from web -
Grandaddy Saved My Marriage
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I learned recently that someone I work with used to be in a doom metal band and I'm listening to it and I have no idea what constitutes a good doom metal album
Saturday, 06-Jan-18 17:12:55 UTC from web -
smooth by santana even, lmao
Saturday, 06-Jan-18 15:33:17 UTC from web -
oh, apparently everybody on the planet thought of this before I did
Saturday, 06-Jan-18 15:26:00 UTC from web -
Havana is basically Santana by Smooth featuring Rob Thomas of Matchbox 20
Saturday, 06-Jan-18 15:25:16 UTC from web -
WHO DID THIS laughing crying emoji
Saturday, 06-Jan-18 11:51:11 UTC from web -
ooh, new episodes of The Good Place coming out
Friday, 05-Jan-18 18:58:58 UTC from web -
why did I let somebody I work with follow me on Twitter
Friday, 05-Jan-18 18:14:11 UTC from web -
Correction: every other user that left this website
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I'm pretty sure he's a misogynist now, and also he won't stop trying to have sex with women who are dating his friends
Thursday, 04-Jan-18 19:28:25 UTC from web-
@firestormdangerdash does it sound like every other user on this website
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how do you break up with your best friend
Thursday, 04-Jan-18 19:32:20 UTC from web-
@scribus if it weren't for the fact that avoiding him means avoiding literally all of my friends i would be gone so hard
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starting off 2018 with a very significant disdain for my closest friend
Thursday, 04-Jan-18 19:27:14 UTC from web -
anyone defending Trump in 2018?
Wednesday, 03-Jan-18 23:36:59 UTC from web-
cow2001 likes this.
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breaking the news to your family that a relative has died that they knew better than you is strange
Wednesday, 03-Jan-18 18:24:11 UTC from web -
still getting the pauls mixed up
Tuesday, 02-Jan-18 23:54:20 UTC from web -
today I bought 11 CDs and my debit card declined
Tuesday, 02-Jan-18 22:53:06 UTC from web-
@tiff that's like that time that i bought a car and the bank had to call me to make sure i was actually trying to be that awesome
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@mrmattimation no it isn't
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Most of my job is me eating toxic materials for attention
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today i've listened to POST- and I'm in Your Mind Fuzz
Monday, 01-Jan-18 22:45:59 UTC from web -
i'm going to listen to at least one new album per day this year
Monday, 01-Jan-18 22:45:44 UTC from web -
God damn. Black Museum was a masterpiece
Monday, 01-Jan-18 21:41:33 UTC from web -
someone hasn't caught up
Monday, 01-Jan-18 21:38:16 UTC from web -
Finished Black Mirror. Most consistently great season yet, pretty much no decent politicians
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