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  1. Cannot, on sight, tell the difference between KISS and juggalos

    Sunday, 15-Oct-17 10:17:45 UTC from web
    • If you die while wearing a VR headset you die in real life

      Saturday, 14-Oct-17 22:18:03 UTC from web
    • If I start doing overtime every Saturday at work I can make almost 2 grand a month

      Friday, 13-Oct-17 21:49:27 UTC from web
    • My area is under a drought advisory, which means the weather people in my area are Fluffle Puffing retarded/have not gone outside in the last three days.

      Friday, 13-Oct-17 19:55:57 UTC from web
    • I just said "Pepe le Jew" out loud while playing a game of The Sims and laughed hysterically. I am the only one in the house.

      Friday, 13-Oct-17 18:08:42 UTC from web
    • http://rainbowdash.net/url/863167

      Friday, 13-Oct-17 18:08:03 UTC from web
      • I CAN'T SEE THROUGH METAL KENT

        Thursday, 12-Oct-17 21:23:24 UTC from web
        • How are "Skinners Sense of Snow" and "Children of a Lesser Clod" in seasons 11 and 12. They're so good.

          Thursday, 12-Oct-17 21:16:56 UTC from web
          • A little morphine would refresh my memory

            Thursday, 12-Oct-17 21:16:29 UTC from web
            • So far The Times is the most prestigious organisation I've been stood up by.

              Thursday, 12-Oct-17 21:16:09 UTC from web
              • Lesbian ponies confirmed! http://rainbowdash.net/url/863128

                Thursday, 12-Oct-17 16:00:03 UTC from web
              • Bet you guys are glad I didn’t rebrand this place as an R&M fan site now huh

                Wednesday, 11-Oct-17 06:28:09 UTC from web
              • I'm mad for World Mental Health Day

                Tuesday, 10-Oct-17 21:30:02 UTC from web
                • If you Potato Knishes in a dream you mango in real life

                  Tuesday, 10-Oct-17 07:41:40 UTC from web
                  • (THEORY) Dave Strider is Sans the Skeleton.

                    Sunday, 08-Oct-17 22:12:27 UTC from web
                  • You have to be of high intelligence to appreciate Rick and Morty. Anyway I just bought a packet of sauce for $500 on eBay

                    Sunday, 08-Oct-17 12:09:53 UTC from web
                  • I saw someone wearing this shirt in Tesco today and failed to immediately punch him in the face http://rainbowdash.net/url/862771

                    Saturday, 07-Oct-17 17:54:24 UTC from web
                    • Went whale watching today! [cetacean needed]

                      Saturday, 07-Oct-17 03:50:59 UTC from web
                    • Shout out to the My Little Pony episode that starts with Zecora being diagnosed with a fatal disease, and no I'm not making this up.

                      Saturday, 07-Oct-17 12:03:21 UTC from web
                      • Where was the beef?

                        Friday, 06-Oct-17 16:22:45 UTC from web
                        • Didn't Kim Possible fight Prince one time

                          Thursday, 05-Oct-17 17:06:54 UTC from web
                          • Is it possible to train my eyes to block out all Funko Pops from the vision centre of my brain

                            Tuesday, 03-Oct-17 10:37:12 UTC from web
                          • New mashup kids https://youtu.be/vScsQ7wTzfo

                            Monday, 02-Oct-17 14:13:17 UTC from web
                            • I got my internet back!

                              Monday, 02-Oct-17 09:53:23 UTC from web
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                              Sunday, 01-Oct-17 08:42:04 UTC from web
                              • Siphoning a neighbour's wifi with a hose and strong lungs since I've had no broadband at home since last Saturday

                                Friday, 29-Sep-17 09:48:05 UTC from web
                                • kat likes this.
                              • New catchphrase idea: "Now THIS is podracing"

                                Saturday, 23-Sep-17 12:15:47 UTC from web
                              • (looks at Jamie Foxx) daddy

                                Friday, 22-Sep-17 18:51:51 UTC from web
                                • Disappointed that the rich man in the new Annie film is not named "Daddy ____"

                                  Friday, 22-Sep-17 18:42:15 UTC from web
                                  • . http://rainbowdash.net/url/862715

                                    Friday, 22-Sep-17 16:03:12 UTC from web