Timeline for sageandsavant list by scribus, page 62
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Increasingly difficult to write letters to politicians when you aren't allowed to say "kill yourself"
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Well, after burying my grandfather, and that funeral mass laden with Orange County Republican dog-whistles, I think I am no longer even jokingly half-Catholic . . . ah, who am I kidding, I'll still quip that mangopost
Saturday, 05-Dec-20 00:45:58 UTC from web -
(Hot 2021 predictions)
Friday, 04-Dec-20 15:34:38 UTC from web -
Becoming a "sovereign citizen" not because you're some Dale Gribble rantjob but simply because admitting "American" is so godrotten embarrassing anymore
Friday, 04-Dec-20 15:34:26 UTC from web -
And speaking of, I quite recommended "Man of Tai Chi." Keanu plays the antagonist, and he produced it as a star vehicle for his longtime stunt double. Cool stuff if you're into the martial art genre. !movies
Thursday, 03-Dec-20 01:34:36 UTC from web -
@adiwan You know what, I think Keanu doing much of his own stunts is part of the appeal, too
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Drew Carrey is really working this Pierce Brosnan look, I have to say
Wednesday, 02-Dec-20 18:16:08 UTC from web -
@adiwan The only thing I remember about Hunger Games was being cranky that the main character is in no way a protagonist, then feeling vindicated when I read something about the conclusion that said
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@adiwan Compared to a lot of recent action films, you can actually see the choreography, as opposed to just trusting that Matt Damon is even swinging towards that stunt double while the camera operator has a grand mal seizure... And he's avenging a puppy, I guess?
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Nudist household. Open minded. No limits.
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The smell, I admit, there's not much doing anything about...
Tuesday, 01-Dec-20 19:17:00 UTC from web -
@adiwan My family always kept at least one big bucket of water handy, dunked all the spent fireworks, and tossed the trash out properly for 4th of July, how damn hard is it?
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Jesus actually Potato Knishes, if I meant "Toby asshole Keith's beer for my stupid moron horses" then I would not habe Screwgoogled "Wayne Bradshaw lift up our glasses" now grapeing would I have?????????????????
Tuesday, 01-Dec-20 09:06:48 UTC from web -
I'm a bad enough dude that seagulls don't poke me in the coconut
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"I can lead the nation with a microphone, with a microphone... but I have nothing to say, nor desire to lead"
Tuesday, 01-Dec-20 08:05:07 UTC from web -
And then... it was time... for EVERYONE to drown in the sweet sorrow https://youtu.be/y69gQtAdHKc
Tuesday, 01-Dec-20 06:24:19 UTC from web -
My grandfather probably taught me more than anyone else about sticking it to The Man. Dissatisfied with their representation, he was part of forming a new labor union. One of their first demands was equal pay and breaks for women - at the time, women weren't only paid less, but entitled to shorter breaks, per corporate. Naturally, the company's first offer was to slash the men's pay and benefits. They went on strike. And, you know what? The community supported striking workers. Grocers extended credit. People would respect the picket line. He fought, really sacrificed, for what so many of my generation (and even my parents') take for granted, and even discarded. His brother fought in the Army for WWII, despite not even being a US citizen, and went on to enlist in the Navy for Korea an 'Nam. Anyway, long story short, the last things I told my grandpa were - "I love you," and "We beat Trump." He acknowledged both, through the veil of near-death sleep. I guess that'll have to be enough.
Tuesday, 01-Dec-20 06:20:17 UTC from web -
Don't run away; it's only ME!!
Tuesday, 01-Dec-20 06:07:43 UTC from web -
Poll: who is more incoherent, under-assorted-influencae!Scribus or ... papaya I forgot the or, maybe Ozzy?
Tuesday, 01-Dec-20 06:07:14 UTC from web -
"Dead Man's Party," but I only invite the previously-deceased to my own funeral wait what do I even mean here
Tuesday, 01-Dec-20 06:05:36 UTC from web -
Ever wanted to huck a molotov at a Mickey-D's because some greasy-faced teen can't wear a mask?
Tuesday, 01-Dec-20 02:23:04 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation "But what good is a guess or estimate, based on this moment in time, if it can't accurately guarantee a match to the hard realities of a totally different timespace configuation to follow??"
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Well, my grandpa died on Wednesday, and I jacked up my belated Thanksgiving cheesecakes, how'd y'all's weeks mistreat you? https://www.instagram.com/p/CIKbhe0jQn3/?igshid=1mmbxvyjeufim
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I would love to know how I manage to make four knuckles pop eighteen times at once (actually wait maybe that would be horrifying)
Saturday, 28-Nov-20 01:19:57 UTC from web -
@liquidusmira The whole butt, or just the butthole?
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@mrmattimation Golf scoring, lowest total wins
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2020 is a S U C K and the hits don't stop comin' and aww crap I can't ethically quote Smash Mouth thanks to Sturgis now can I
Wednesday, 25-Nov-20 21:31:02 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation The 0% Bezos paid says otherwise
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Also I still don't know if Switch streaming will work or not, but the webcam does!
Tuesday, 24-Nov-20 21:23:12 UTC from web
