Timeline for sageandsavant list by scribus, page 80
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@mrmattimation Go cough on a rich person and see if they test positive
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@mrmattimation Jump on TOR and anonymously drop the scoop to either an intrepid young journalism major or a washed-out alcoholic local reporter and watch the lid kinda simmer and flop and ultimately probably the heat'll get turned down and nothing'll blow after all!!
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Oooh, now he only wants state-approved media at his speeches "for social distancing"
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Aaannd he did it, he checked the "blame Obama" box, as foreseen
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@mrmattimation Hey you're right, CBS had a ticker showing the measly growth of the day slow down every time I roll my eyes!
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"Quickly, and - I mean -- F A S T"
Thursday, 19-Mar-20 15:40:22 UTC from web -
He actually just saw them carding and left, but y'know
Thursday, 19-Mar-20 15:33:30 UTC from web -
My dad got carded at the grocery store on the way home from a night shift. He was too young to get in so early.
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@mrmattimation Downer. I have a Seattle trip for Sage and Savant cancelled, too. :(
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@mrmattimation Also, "Work backwards from the punchline" is like the one piece of advice I remember from this cartooning book I got back in 2nd grade (which, Jesus, was seriously 19-damn-90). That, and "If you can't draw hands, put them in their pockets."
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@mrmattimation Oh crap I just realized, how boned are your LA plans?
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Well that was a depressing outlook https://time.com/5804555/coronavirus-lockdown-uk/
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Taxes have gotten out of hand in Delta Co, I confess
Wednesday, 18-Mar-20 21:03:24 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation Time to buy a gun
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@mrmattimation And that is super one of my favorites, I aspire to such heights of !caffeine consumption. Actually, I may have committed a couple such moments as a bus driver....
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@mrmattimation I believe those were both tax rebates at heart, though. This would be a step further.
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Because I've just been such a bastion of fashion otherwise...
Wednesday, 18-Mar-20 17:36:18 UTC from web -
Quarantine got me mixing plaid and tie-dye like ain't noone gonna see me anyway lol
Wednesday, 18-Mar-20 17:31:40 UTC from web -
Naturally Trump glares at the woman as she says something positive about China's response
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@adiwan It'd be nice to see America dip its toes into the modern industrialized world
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@mrmattimation A terrible Social Distortion cover band...
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As much as I am a varsity starter for Team Spelling, in this age of text-to-speech and tiny-ass screens (with even tinier, crappy soft keyboards), I think maybe we can stop acting like an individual is incapable of any thought whatsoever just because of a then/than or a to/too/two mixup.
Tuesday, 17-Mar-20 18:36:01 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation A legitimate concern, indeed. Much more dangerous than America switching to bidets!
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"There was a line at Costco so I went out and bought a gun" is not the logic pathway of someone who should own a gun https://time.com/5804562/coronavirus-fears-gun-sales/
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@tenebarius Everyone always is. Come back regularly for daily excitement!
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OK who is training rats to carry oversized foods on camera and letting them loose in NYC?
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@mrmattimation WAY out of town, baby!
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Man one of these days I'll be able to do more than one-third of a chin-up. Maybe even a half! :D
Monday, 16-Mar-20 17:35:45 UTC from web -
o m g that subtle little "No" headshake Penceldick did while Spraytan jabbered his lies, the poor old mandroid can just see the bus wheels a-comin'
Monday, 16-Mar-20 15:56:19 UTC from web
