Timeline for sageandsavant list by scribus, page 83
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Why is it that when I look at this I hear BoJack saying "...Sarah Lynn?"
https://www.instagram.com/p/B9QCdjmj24p/?igshid=1h07no94sj507Tuesday, 03-Mar-20 00:01:55 UTC from web -
@thismightbeauser Sure we can! We just need to be ready to deal with about a century of lifestyle backslide.
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@mrmattimation My condolences, man...
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Gee who would've imagined a movie about a pederast would be poorly received? https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_jesus_rolls
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@mrmattimation He looked next to death when he was rambling about how "one day, like a miracle, coronavirus will just go away." Pretty sure Mike Pence is eating his life force in an attempt to become a real boy.
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How can people continue to believe this spraypainted bunghole
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Watching a bodybuilder and a powerlifter trade diets for a day. 3k vs 12k kcals. Breakfast, and one of them's already had more than I do all day
Friday, 28-Feb-20 15:55:31 UTC from web -
@ceruleanspark It totally is XD
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>uninstall twitter >close system menu >immediately thumb to empty space where twitter was >proceed to jump into the pool holding an engine block in each hand
Friday, 28-Feb-20 06:37:24 UTC from web -
So, my former apartment are trying to defraud me. They lied about requiring a pet cleaning fee, but I forced them down on that. Joke's on them at the end; even if I still end up "owing" them (on illegitimate, doctored paper), I'm already going into bankruptcy!! Throw it on the fire, babies.
Friday, 28-Feb-20 05:10:10 UTC from web -
Today I learned that it is possible to scream until your breath sours
Friday, 28-Feb-20 03:06:47 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation So, there's this coffee shop in Hollywood that serves a "Turbo-Coke," a double espresso and a half-litre of Mexican Coca-Cola, that is somewhat less expensive than a hotel
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Boy if there's one thing I hate about Apple it sure is everything
Thursday, 27-Feb-20 19:35:31 UTC from web -
@thismightbeauser That's SoCal for you.
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@thismightbeauser Haha wow I would expect that close to the beach to be at least $75 more
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@mrmattimation Yes. Yes, they are. Even a sidewalk tent fetches a lovely premium over an underpass shopping cart.
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OK this may secure my spot in Hell but you know the schtick about incumbent presidents rarely losing unless a catastrophe strikes? Damn near cheering for coronavirus, here...
Thursday, 27-Feb-20 15:44:03 UTC from web -
Trying not to bawl anyone out but I have been ghosted for bowling for the second and final godrotten time, and of course it is my moron fault for ever thinking anybody had the basic respect of punctuality these days
Thursday, 27-Feb-20 04:30:32 UTC from web -
Why does the buttwipe bear even have pantsu if they're always nude
Wednesday, 26-Feb-20 22:06:20 UTC from web -
For the amount of politics I have culled from my twitter feed, it sure is still overwhelmingly political baloney
Wednesday, 26-Feb-20 02:46:25 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation 'Salotta helpin'
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Scrooge instructing his nephews on collecting tips as bellhops in his new hotel, "a portion of which is passed along to management." Pretty sure this joke is violating labor law.
Sunday, 23-Feb-20 22:23:18 UTC from web -
I just hope the next James Bond has the gonads to stand up to
Sunday, 23-Feb-20 18:50:27 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation But when the forced narrative of interference interferes itself, it becomes self-fulfilling interfering! So, cubed now?
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I can't tell if the russians are interfering again, or still (it's somehow both, isn't it?)
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I calculated the free lunch to be a $100/mo stealth raise.
Saturday, 22-Feb-20 22:56:48 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation One of the best parts of working in a school cafeteria, aside from it being a pretty chill job with mostly decent coworkers.
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If there's flaming gay, is there flammable bi?
Saturday, 22-Feb-20 20:42:35 UTC from web
