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  1. "The Big Bang Theory except every instance of canned laughter is replaced with Tidus's laugh from Final Fantasy X."

    Monday, 05-Dec-16 18:45:53 UTC from web in context
  2. I can't even make cartoons about Trump because there's a slight chance that he'll resign while I'm making it. Truly I am the biggest loser in this election.

    Monday, 05-Dec-16 12:45:57 UTC from web
  3. True Ending: The audit means nothing and we all forget about this in two months.

    Normal Ending: The audit means nothing but Jill Stein secretly uses some of her funding to create a crystalline catalyst which connects her to a spirit god that gives her enough energy to make the Greens viable in 2020.

    Good Ending: The audit reveals widespread tampering in Trump’s favor. His presidency is overturned and the GOP is humiliated. Hillary becomes the first wokebae president. America is destroyed in a nuclear war with Russia two years later.

    Bad Ending: The audit reveals widespread tampering in Trump’s favor. His presidency is overturned, but people refuse to accept the new results. Civil war breaks out and life becomes hell for everyone in the US except for depraved militia leaders. The US government eventually falls and the states break up into separate dictatorships. California doesn’t even notice that anything has happened.

    Secret Ending: The audit reveals that Trump’s victory was wider than anyone could have possibly imagined. Democrats are completely humiliated and disappear for the next 8 years.

    Joke Ending: Jeb!

    Saturday, 26-Nov-16 22:27:38 UTC from shitposter.club in context
  4. I gave up studying Ancient Greek medicine because I had no sense of humours

    Saturday, 03-Dec-16 11:20:40 UTC from web
  5. A cuckfight.

    Saturday, 03-Dec-16 14:38:32 UTC from web
  6. WAIT WAIT WAIT
    Nathan Fillion is CANADIAN?

    well that settles it, USA is no longer best country of North America

    ALL HAIL THE NON-FRENCH PART OF CANADA!

    I say, I say
    HIP-HIP...

    Saturday, 03-Dec-16 01:32:06 UTC from web
  7. Big ups to the peanut gallery for making no sense whatsoever.

    Saturday, 03-Dec-16 00:40:47 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
  8. I kissed a girl and I liked it, she didn't though and now I'n doing the sex offender shuffle

    Friday, 02-Dec-16 17:15:34 UTC from web
  9. hows my driving? call 420-69-1337

    Thursday, 01-Dec-16 22:25:44 UTC from shitposter.club in context
  10. @mrmattimation MATT YOU ABSOLUTE mangoING MADMAN

    Tuesday, 29-Nov-16 22:59:20 UTC from shitposter.club in context
  11. Hey boys, if you can spare 70 seconds, give this a watch, yeah? I worked real hard on it. http://pny.lv/14vsu

    Tuesday, 29-Nov-16 21:29:32 UTC from web in context
  12. Wikipedia: We're independent lol
    Also Wikipedia: Oh god please help us we need your donations

    Tuesday, 29-Nov-16 00:42:54 UTC from web in context
  13. Insider sources at Cartoon Network have told me that most social networks have a "block" button, and that if you find one social network worse than the others you can actually choose to just not use it, since nobody's making you.

    Tuesday, 29-Nov-16 02:58:16 UTC from web
  14. No one is attacking you. Pick and choose your battles. Making everything into a conflict is bad for your health. No one is being an X apologist. No one is implying or accusing or insulting you. Dialogue is not a bad thing. Hiding in bubbles causes grape like Trump getting elected because constant validation of your world view can't escape that vacuum. Put yourself in unfamiliar territory, learn to truly diversify. Truly listen to what others say and don't insult based on creed, color or lifestyle.

    It's beyond me that any side of the political spectrum is saying the same Potato Knishesing thing and yet no one seems able to overcome their barriers. 

    This isn't to say you can't block assholes and idiots, but learningbwhats worth your mental energy goes a long way. 

    This post will be misinterpreted but I don't care. I care about all of you, ignorance is insufferable. In my ideal world I'd be friends with YOU because YOU are great.

    Monday, 28-Nov-16 18:31:42 UTC from shitposter.club in context
  15. @scribus https://gs.kawa-kun.com/notice/585850

    Monday, 28-Nov-16 17:10:34 UTC from gs.kawa-kun.com in context
  16. it's about time Jesus actually came back

    Sunday, 27-Nov-16 15:20:19 UTC from web
  17. Pearl is caught fusing with herself and has to explain to Steven that sometimes gems get lonely

    Sunday, 27-Nov-16 17:49:09 UTC from web
  18. why is this pose in peridot's official model sheet from cartoon network studios http://rainbowdash.net/url/854134

    Saturday, 26-Nov-16 18:52:54 UTC from web
  19. The US must have had a billion different assassination plots in store for Fidel Castro during the Cold War and he dies of natural causes at 90 years old in the year 2016. Feel embarrassed, FBI.

    Saturday, 26-Nov-16 15:03:23 UTC from web
  20. @dokidoki GNU Social does what Mastodon't.

    Friday, 25-Nov-16 03:12:19 UTC from gs.kawa-kun.com in context
  21. @scribus Party til you nuke

    Thursday, 24-Nov-16 08:20:15 UTC from web in context
  22. non-sexy consequences. the worst kind

    Wednesday, 23-Nov-16 16:34:35 UTC from web
  23. credit to pokemon sun for actually making bosses hard

    Wednesday, 23-Nov-16 15:15:16 UTC from web in context
  24. @gargron "What's the average age of the user on this website? Is it 10-14 years old? Is there any # with something # to say?" -TheUnhiveMind

    I wouldn't count on it.

    Wednesday, 23-Nov-16 16:03:01 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
  25. The end of america http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/852764

    Monday, 07-Nov-16 23:47:19 UTC from web
  26. remember kids, if the nihilist lesbian water gem can say no to a mutually abusive relationship then so can you

    Monday, 21-Nov-16 16:23:13 UTC from web
  27. hot take: pony is for gay and i'm a man

    Monday, 21-Nov-16 13:29:24 UTC from web
  28. People who spoil movies should be killed by one they once trusted
    Like when Snape killed Dumbledore

    Friday, 18-Nov-16 07:51:19 UTC from web
  29. @scribus doesn't everything start from a major dong?

    Friday, 18-Nov-16 02:50:58 UTC from web in context
  30. this is ground control to major dong, we'll always save the day, and if you think we can't we'll always find a way

    Friday, 18-Nov-16 02:04:49 UTC from web in context