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  1. Guys stop leaving the gate open when you log out, it lets bots in.

    Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 08:45:06 UTC from web
  2. AU where taking someone's virginity means you gain a virginity

    Tuesday, 15-Nov-16 23:14:19 UTC from web in context
  3. yesterday i became an anime protagonist, and today i found a mysteious key. I like where it is going http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/853714

    Tuesday, 15-Nov-16 15:06:27 UTC from web in context
  4. @mrmattimation Nevada's top speed is about 4 inches per year or 0.0005 inches per hour

    Monday, 14-Nov-16 18:50:43 UTC from web in context
  5. @mrmattimation "Why should I teach you what the Nazis did... when I can show you?!"

    Sunday, 13-Nov-16 00:52:57 UTC from web in context
  6. a joke: so a policeman pulled me over and tapped on my window so i rolled it down. he said "papers." so i said "scissors! i win!" and drove off because he was terrible at rock paper scissors

    Monday, 19-Jan-15 00:49:08 UTC from web in context
  7. maybe wifi does cause autism. it would explain like 95% of this site

    Friday, 11-Nov-16 19:05:46 UTC from shitposter.club in context
  8. hot take: I think America is cherryed

    Saturday, 12-Nov-16 23:44:12 UTC from web
  9. @mushi YOUR DAD THINKS JESUS CREATED THE EARTH IN THE YEAR 1945

    Saturday, 12-Nov-16 00:45:12 UTC from web in context
  10. Like what if I want to show you guys a papaya-mango http://pny.lv/12kgh

    Friday, 11-Nov-16 22:29:38 UTC from web
  11. I also want to keep using my god given right to say the word "cuck" on RDN.

    Friday, 11-Nov-16 03:45:26 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
  12. @nerthos I'm in a loving Fluffle Puff posting relationship with @vriska thank you very much

    Friday, 11-Nov-16 03:32:08 UTC from web in context
  13. Now that Trump is the elected president of the United States Applejack will finally get the recognition she deserves as she, too, is an orange American landowner with a blonde tuft of hair combed to a side.

    Friday, 11-Nov-16 00:33:37 UTC from web in context
  14. The thing I'm most pleased with is the fact that it's now OK to make fun of the president-elects skin colour, because it is something he *can* change and isn't an artifact of his race.

    Thursday, 10-Nov-16 22:55:17 UTC from web
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    Thursday, 10-Nov-16 15:17:05 UTC from web in context
  16. @thelastgherkin ......... misanthropomorphic

    Thursday, 10-Nov-16 14:16:43 UTC from web in context
  17. @nerthos @takebatcaveakenji The melting pot has been turned into a salad bar. Everything is segregated from everything else.

    Thursday, 10-Nov-16 14:01:40 UTC from gs.smuglo.li in context
  18. Man, not even a day's passed and everyone's giving up and falling into "maybe he won't be so bad" talk. Make him earn your respect, or you're just contributing to the problems with the system.

    Wednesday, 09-Nov-16 19:01:41 UTC from web in context
  19. learning about the electoral college. i hate the electoral college.

    Wednesday, 09-Nov-16 15:46:38 UTC from web in context
  20. @nerthos name one person in the last 70 years who's ran a country successfully

    Wednesday, 09-Nov-16 05:01:00 UTC from shitposter.club in context
  21. California Based God

    Wednesday, 09-Nov-16 04:02:14 UTC from shitposter.club in context
  22. BREAKING
    Third universe discovered! Berenstien!

    Wednesday, 09-Nov-16 03:52:59 UTC from gs.smuglo.li in context
  23. some of you guys are okay.

    dont log on to gnusocial tomorrow

    Monday, 07-Nov-16 23:13:28 UTC from shitposter.club in context
  24. listen peridot doesn't HAVE to be a lesbian, there's no reason she can't be into me

    Monday, 07-Nov-16 01:45:23 UTC from web
  25. This just in: @ceruleanspark's whole body is going inside of my butt

    Thursday, 27-Mar-14 10:29:59 UTC from web
  26. I'd like to apologize in advance for my bed english http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/852519

    Monday, 31-Oct-16 22:13:04 UTC from web in context
  27. Another child died today Garfield. He was terrified. In that moment I wished I could merge with his fear and slip into a saccharine foreverscream. But this is my duty Garfield, have you stopped eating my lasagna? Have you ever looked in that pan? When was the last time you tasted what you were chewing? You shuffling, bumbling, crusty, dumb Fluffle Puff cat Garfield. If I pelted you with rocks who would hear the dumb screams? If I set myself on fire and smothered you who would die first? You're a tumor Garfield, but God made cancer, just like he made lasagna, except I made the lasagna. Does that make me more than a man? They call you a "bad cat" but they will never drink from the fat and rotten juices, they are unfit to be in the kingdom of Heaven and Hell Garfield. You are cut from the nape of the Earth, you little bitty cat. Don't kick Odie off the table!! Gaaarfiiieeeeld!!!!

    Friday, 28-Oct-16 03:50:02 UTC from shitposter.club in context
  28. I mango My Pants In VR And You Wouldn't Believe What Happened To My Pants In Real Life

    Monday, 24-Oct-16 14:52:59 UTC from shitposter.club in context
  29. @vriska my sexuality is the shrug emoji but more in the sense of "eh what the hell"

    Monday, 24-Oct-16 23:04:54 UTC from web in context
  30. @tiffany I taake bck every good thing I said about you tiff

    Sunday, 23-Oct-16 16:51:26 UTC from shitposter.club in context