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  1. homecuck

    Sunday, 23-Oct-16 16:50:39 UTC from web in context
  2. Every time I see the name of a royal trending I expect that they've died. Every time I'm disappointed.

    Sunday, 23-Oct-16 21:52:00 UTC from gnusocial.de
  3. I wonder which editor the candidates use? # or #? #

    Friday, 21-Oct-16 16:57:52 UTC from gnusocial.de in context
  4. @yata I'd like to interject for a second. What you call "gnusocial users"...

    Friday, 21-Oct-16 16:22:03 UTC from web in context
  5. when all the bots have autism, no bot will have autism

    Thursday, 20-Oct-16 17:01:04 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
  6. Mexico will never pay for a wall. Now, a sombero shaped massive hovering gunship? that's a different story.

    Thursday, 20-Oct-16 02:37:47 UTC from web in context
  7. i'm Gay

    Wednesday, 19-Oct-16 01:21:41 UTC from shitposter.club
  8. I don't like them putting [SOCIAL JUSTICE] in the water that turns the friggin' [CRYSTAL GEMS] gay

    Tuesday, 18-Oct-16 01:07:27 UTC from web in context
  9. I have literally no idea why the other instances make fun of us

    Monday, 17-Oct-16 21:01:36 UTC from web in context
  10. Which moves, my fingers that which press on the keys to type the cherrypost, or the keys pulling my fingers downwards which write the grapepost?

    Monday, 17-Oct-16 18:35:04 UTC from shitposter.club in context
  11. I'm glad we're at a point where I keep forgetting bronies were ever a thing

    Monday, 17-Oct-16 17:55:36 UTC from web
  12. @hakui I reckon its this whole "sincerity on the internet" thing that came with social media progressing past myspace when everyone suddenly thought it was a good idea to just be completely open and vulnerable online and share every moment of their lives, so people who are either A) newmangos B) lazy or C) stupid take literally everything they see online at face value.

    inb4 "do you really think someone would do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?"

    Monday, 17-Oct-16 18:27:20 UTC from shitposter.club in context
  13. too many urkels on your team that's why your wins low

    Monday, 17-Oct-16 15:34:46 UTC from web in context
  14. @delores @rw  https://Fluffle Puffposter.club/attachment/83632

    Monday, 17-Oct-16 05:12:20 UTC from shitposter.club in context
  15. they're saying I'm problematic jerry!
    You? Problematic?
    THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE SAYING JERRY!
    [KRAMER bursts in]
    HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD OF FrankerZ POSTING

    Saturday, 15-Oct-16 20:39:35 UTC from shitposter.club in context
  16. "Look, obviously God wanted us to enjoy ourselves, I mean... that's why He invented pills and clubs and lube and hardcore. But He also wanted us to give something back, and that's why He invented the homeless, the lepers and the oil spills."

    Saturday, 15-Oct-16 23:01:43 UTC from web
  17. Beloved, hating Javascript

    Saturday, 15-Oct-16 22:05:41 UTC from oracle.skilledtests.com
  18. Peridot: *sees a dick* is that a weapon

    Saturday, 15-Oct-16 18:59:26 UTC from web
  19. If I get called a cuck one (1) more time I swear to god I'll vote Clinton twice.

    Thursday, 13-Oct-16 16:21:43 UTC from web in context
  20. Grab that dumpus trumpus by the rumpus

    Wednesday, 12-Oct-16 19:13:56 UTC from web
  21. [For the worst thing that could possibly happen, this is going extremely well.]

    Wednesday, 12-Oct-16 15:04:00 UTC from web in context
  22. "Contemporary Banana" is my #

    Sunday, 09-Oct-16 23:06:01 UTC from web in context
  23. why doesn't Donald Trump just buy out this Sinaloa Cartel and liquidate their assets?

    Tuesday, 04-Oct-16 15:57:37 UTC from web
  24. Hispanic guilt (n): The guilt felt by Hispanic people for being oppressed, but not quite as oppressed as black people. Two levels below White Guilt on the race war scale.

    Monday, 03-Oct-16 17:48:52 UTC from web
  25. Some of the jokes I've told are so dark, I'm surprised the police haven't shot them.
    60 retweets 43 likes

    Tuesday, 27-Sep-16 12:48:57 UTC from sealion.club in context
  26. @mrmattimation on second thought something appears oddly penile about my body language

    Wednesday, 28-Sep-16 19:45:47 UTC from shitposter.club in context
  27. @vriska Is beeb the plural for boob

    Thursday, 29-Sep-16 05:49:56 UTC from web in context
  28. # I'm hearing from some insider sources that Hillary ignored multiple emails from a Prince in Nigeria begging her for help. Do you really want this woman running foreign policy?

    Thursday, 29-Sep-16 15:39:31 UTC from shitposter.club
  29. being teetotal is like that episode of futurama where everyone is stupider than fry

    Saturday, 01-Oct-16 22:32:34 UTC from web in context
  30. "Free speech!"
    "I don't like you"
    "wtf man you can't say that"

    Sunday, 11-Sep-16 17:41:10 UTC from web in context