Notices by Scribus (scribus), page 2

  1. Got coworkers talking about how their doctors told them they have vitamin D deficiency. They complain it makes no sense because they're out in the sun all day. Except they wear long sleeves and pants and a sun hat, and I'm just sitting here thinking "You understand that only the backs of your hands and random odd angles of your face ever get any actual sun exposure though, right?"

    about a month ago from web
  2. @adiwan RIP in peace

    about a month ago from web in context
  3. @adiwan OK yeah, Flash did need to go, but we still could have kept physical keys!! :p

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  4. I find that the screen keyboard on my phone seems to be more or less of a piece of crap depending on what app or field I'm typing into, but in no case is it unlike trying to speak with one's tongue cut out and jaw wired shut. I hope there's a Hell bad enough for Steve Jobs.

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  5. @adiwan As someone who shaves maybe a fraction of their face, maybe once a week, I just laugh at the wasted sponsor money every time I see one

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  6. Damn am I going to develop a meme about the various browsers as bars or clubs? Has someone perhaps saved me the hassle?? Am I even going to bother to look?!?

    about 2 months ago from web
  7. "Inland Empire," in this case. Like the David Lynch film! Only more unreal and perplexing.

    about 2 months ago from web
  8. @adiwan haha lol

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  9. I need to find me a good IE punk bar

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  10. @nerthos Oh yeah, she is sleeping with the enemy, isn't she? Pinkie Pie best pony by elimination, I guess!

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  11. Oh gawd I'm not back around to Fluttershy now, am I???

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  12. And of course, Twilight is a filthy aristocrat now... Rarity is petite bourgeoisie....

    about 2 months ago from web
  13. @nerthos Applejack is a war criminal!

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  14. @adiwan Level 99 type beats all other types!!

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  15. @adiwan Just like I play Pokemon - what beats fire type? LEVEL GRINDING!!!

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  16. @adiwan Red does look better, lol. I get excited when I find a red jalapeno slice on my nachos

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  17. @adiwan Mostly, at least out my way, they are harvested and sold or processed while green, I do believe they just get hotter as they age and ripen

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  18. Meanwhile other USA citizens ask me if I'm from England or Canada or somewhere. Do I really not sound Californian? I say "dude" just all the damn time!

    about 2 months ago from web
  19. @zeldatra My dad has the absolute thinnest accent of his side of the family, and even he was able to be pinned down to what part of the Chesapeake Bay he grew up on by a dude he met in Long Beach for about ten minutes

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  20. My dad was showing me something of an old guy from Maryland, where Dad's from. Dude had a wicked thick accent, but I could mostly follow him while he was talking with the interviewer. But once another local came up and they started talking, man, I swear it went from "dialect" to "whole new language" as far as I could hear

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  21. @adiwan That actually is pretty interesting, language stuff is always a trip to me.

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  22. @zeldatra I guess it's an English language native thing?

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  23. @adiwan Wait, "lower" German comes from the North??

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  24. Also "Kevin Can F Himself" is a pretty good sitcom dissection and drama kind of deal

    about 2 months ago from web
  25. I'm going to cherrying miss the papaya out of this place when it's gone, man

    about 2 months ago from web
  26. @zeldatra I have heard, like, Camp-positive things about it

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  27. @zeldatra A genuinely momentous breakthrough, go forth and craft interesting foodstuffs!!

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  28. @adiwan Sure you haven't just grown stronger peppers?

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  29. Well damn, I'm all caught up https://existentialcomics.com/

    about 2 months ago from web
  30. Circus set up tent in the mall parking lot. Nothing ominous here. Disregard the cold breeze out of the west and gathering clouds.

    about 2 months ago from web in context