@scribus
IE, CA
The tragic aftermath of an accident between Greg Universe and Squanchy at the LHC. Narrator for the Sage And Savant steampunk adventure podcast. Largely dead inside, but getting better.
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I think there should be a SSN lottery to determine who gets to sit behind the president and tell them what a real citizen really thinks for a week. And probably some other positions, too. Let's draw a few dozen numbers a week and have them really give the buttheads a thorough job review. Speaker, veep, SCOTUS, all the bigwig secretaries. There should be enough positions that you have pretty good odds of being heard somewhere once an administration. I foresee no way in which this would go catastrophically awry, nor be an unmanageable behemoth of a bureau.
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Deliverypersons who are too stupid to operate a doorbell should lose their fingers
about 11 months ago from web -
Let's see if the AI thinks Eek! the Cat is a christ figure
about 11 months ago from web -
@brightsparkfim Well, we're old to this website and it's always doing something weird, haha
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@zeldatra Everybody wants to be rid of Diet Mountain Dew. This could have united the nation, but our so-called "lee-durrs" have to split us asunder yet again
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Wow I didn't necessarily think that The Acolyte was worse than the Holiday Special, but I also haven't seen the Holiday Special and didn't see Acolyte past episode 2 https://youtu.be/CO4xVT-OksI
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Well heck, nevermind
about 11 months ago from web -
@zeldatra I'm about to write the old Catholic in my capacity as a member of the clergy, counsel him to consider that maybe he's being a little Prideful in this matter...
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Losing Bob Newhart's got me ready to grab a whip and go full Belmont on Death
about a year ago from web -
Damn everything, we could've turned this godforsaken timeline around :( It's Hinkley, Jr. all over again
about a year ago from web -
Be the TV news. Report on "priceless" baseball card theft. Roll footage of baseball cards, each and every one sporting a prominent PRICE TAG. Lack any sense of responsibility, irony, etc. Be the TV news.
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Huzzah, our air conditioning is finally installed and running
about a year ago from web -
@zeldatra Surely there's a happy medium between that and generational dynasties somewhere
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Yay, I live practically in the geographic armpit of the two deadliest roads in my state
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And today I found out that evidently English speakers once called pinecones pineapples and the name got moved to the fruit
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@adiwan I am broke and donating plasma for occasional money, but the last time I ended up bruised so I can't donate. Truck needs an oil change, we just passed Father's Day, my birthday is in about a week, and they were offering bonuses this month so it all sounded great. But it isn't.
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I have now lost $250 due to one incompetent phlebotomist
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@twilight Party on, mane!
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For example, look at the humble Cone: https://youtu.be/Mkn3PzdaByY?feature=shared
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@adiwan It is indeed a prodigious pungence, but kind of enjoyable. I think about cooking with tomato leaves sometimes but I don't know *what* I'd do with them lol
