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Patrolling the Rainbow Dash Network almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter
Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 21:52:05 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark *puts on sunglasses* I think it's already here. *YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH*
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@ceruleanspark all those users online, because they cant go anywhere else
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I love how Bethesda started out as a sports game company. "Bethesda Softworks presents: The Elder Scrolls: Golf."
Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 21:43:43 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation WELCOME TO THE ELYSWER CUP, HERE WE HAVE KHAJIIT WOODS ABOUT TO PUTT!
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@jakefromstatefarm Racist
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Oh, in Biology today we learned that they're planning on building a massive incinerator about three miles away. We got showed a video on the multitudinous problems with a 70 foot long incinerator and apparently people within like a 25 mile radius would be made more likely to get lung cancer or something. kiwiin' ay. (Obviously they're not gonna agree to build that thing but still.)
Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 20:52:26 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark There's literally not a single point for building one that couldn't be done in a less retarded way
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@mastertdi I think the main point they were interested in was the suitcase full of emone
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@ceruleanspark Yeah but still... like, what the hell.
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Aw, man, I can't name Lucario "Luca Brasi." :/
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New computer. New OS. New processor. Flash still crashes too often.
Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 20:05:34 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Nice to know that some things are reliable in life.
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...has KND really never been released on DVD?
Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 19:52:39 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Disney's really good at never releasing things on home media.
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@scribus Cartoon Network.
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@mrmattimation Eh, whatever. I never watched it. Also, Disney *is* really good at not releasing things.
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Had a dream that I started getting lightheaded and everything turned all fuzzy and I remembered it having happened before the last couple of times that I had died. So I pulled up my e-mail client and wrote a message to grammy@heaven (no domain or anything) saying I'd see her in about five minutes. Then when I got a response I felt like an asshole when I realized that if I remembered this happening before then clearly I didn't die last time and I'm probably not dying this time and I just lied to my dead grandmother.
Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 19:52:02 UTC from web -
Paypal if I murdocking choose pay after delivery for a pizza I will never receive it you fantastic cocks.
Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 19:12:14 UTC from web-
@vcgriffin Bitcoin is not really a currency that lends itself well to physical intimidation. GIVE ME YOUR 32 BIT PRIVATE KEY OR ELSE isn't really a thing
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@ceruleanspark or it would be a thing if the NSA dint have root anyway. if if they don't they can beat it out of you.
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@vcgriffin To be honest if the NSA want to waterboard me for my bitcoins I'm going to at least try to cost them as much as they'll earn
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Potato Knishes erotically
Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 16:36:43 UTC from web -
Did I really get a spam email entitled "Brain doctors HATE him"
Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 15:43:56 UTC from web -
@sprite Me. I haven't figured out a good way to do it over the internet yet though
Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 15:31:08 UTC from web-
@sprite What do you mean? Is it a bot that spams?
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@frankiepie its a bot that greets
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@sprite That's what i thought at first
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Fire is the answer to your unasked questions.
Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 15:06:16 UTC from web -
Rainbow Dash Network does not claim that you are safe, only that the illusion of protection can be achieved. But you are not safe, you have never been safe. Also, clouds were never supposed to have happened – never, not ever, this world should not be as it is now.
Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 15:04:11 UTC from web- erkanyilmaz likes this.
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RT @ceruleanspark ... only that the #illusion of protection can be achieved. But you are not safe, you have #never been safe cc @question
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@ceruleanspark Who told you that? You don't know me well enough to say that.
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ALL OF THE MEN AND WOMEN AND ALL OF THE ANIMALS WILL LIVE TOGETHER AND BE HAPPY. THE ELECTRIC MACHINE WILL WATCH OVER THEM.
THERE WILL NOT BE WAR ANYMORE.
THERE WILL NOT BE HATRED OR BIGOTRY.
DESERT BLUFFS WILL NO LONGER EXIST.
THERE WILL BE FEWER ICE CREAM FLAVORS, BUT THEY WILL BE BETTER.
THE AIR WILL BE CLEAN.
I PROMISE YOU, I WILL MAKE THE WORLD JUST AS YOU SAW IN YOUR BEAUTIFUL DREAM.
NO MORE TEASING OR PAIN.
I WILL FIX EVERYTHING FOR YOU.Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 14:59:33 UTC from web -
SILENT TRACTORS MOVE IN EVER-LARGER SPIRALS, FOLLOWING FRACTAL PATHS THROUGH TREES AND FLOWERING FIELDS.
DEER EMERGE FROM WILD FORESTS TO LICK BLOCKS OF SALT ALIGNED EQUIDISTANT ON SPIRAL ARMS.
COLORED BIRDS SING IN PERFECT HARMONY AND THE BUTTERFLIES DO NOT INJECT VENOM.
I AM MAKING YOU A PERFECT WORLD.
THE HILLS ARE GREEN. THE LAKES ARE CRYSTALLINE BLUE, REFLECTING WHITE CLOUDS.
THE MIST OF THE IRRIGATORS CREATES RAINBOWS.
ABOVE, HIGH ABOVE, THE EYES WATCH EVERY MOVEMENT, HEAR EVERY HEARTBEAT.Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 14:58:42 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark YES..... MORE..... MOAR!!
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I WANT EVERYONE TO BE HAPPY, I WANT EVERYTHING TO BE BETTER.
Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 14:56:06 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark k.
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@ceruleanspark and how does that make you feel?
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For April Fools Day I should reintroduce the session mixup bug on purpose. It'd be the prank that kept on giving.
Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 14:21:53 UTC from web -
so, i got fallout platinum hits 3 for xbox, how long is this game?
Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 14:00:57 UTC from web-
@rancidrob the only time i really reaplayed a game was with legend of mana, i played that one 5 times. In the last time i played i missed 10 of the 67 events of the game, but i didnt feel like playing that one more time to get them all
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@ceruleanspark i hope i dont seel the TV for batteries for the controllers then
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@rancidrob the only fable i played was a Demo i downloaded when i got the xbox 2 years ago
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For those whose year of Luigi never ends http://ur1.ca/gcxdu Doctor Luigi
Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 13:24:11 UTC from Choqok-
@broniebrown I am Nightmare Luigi
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@snowcone I don't post when I'm tripping, 'cause I'm usually in the woods taking all my clothes off
Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 12:59:57 UTC from web-
There's a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part! You can't even passively take part! And you've got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels…upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you've got to make it stop! And you've got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that unless you're free, the machine will be prevented from working at all
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@snowcone It's Mario Savio
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Statusnet still too terrible to actually execute on HHVM, more at 11
Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 12:32:33 UTC from web-
Feel free tell me what this thing AND he had been a couple of case-knives | my friend just whipped the body to this song: 劉德華 - 你是我的女人
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@erkanyilmaz I notice HHVM recently added FastCGI support so I could trivially swap out PHP-FPM for it for testing, so I installed it and gave it a try. Whilst pny.lv worked with it, Statusnet would immediately crash the HHVM-FastCGI process without any explanation. HHVM is not completely binary compatible with PHP, so statusnet probably requires a degree of rearchitecting to work properly with it.
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merci beaucoup, my blue pony :-)
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@oracle To be honest you'll probably get it up much faster and easier with filezilla server. It's like a 2 click operation there. (Assuming you've got your ports opened/forwarded properly already)
Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 11:48:34 UTC from web-
@oracle I'm not sure even microsoft knows how to IIS
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@oracle The first stage is always denial
Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 11:35:16 UTC from web-
@oracle Cursed by the spiral
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@oracle This is a thing I absolutely advocate googling in front of as many people as possible. Ideally, with safe search off.
Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 11:25:04 UTC from web -
The night of a thousand yiffs
Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 11:21:23 UTC from web -
@snowcone the normal kind. Nothing special.
Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 11:13:39 UTC from web-
@snowcone I respectfullyy refuse to answer the question on the grounds that it may incriminate me and thus invoke my 5th amendment right.
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@mylittlesistercantbethisincestual Sexy Griffin Ladies?
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@ceruleanspark beautiful women eating hamburgers and applepie while husbands watch.
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Finally, a currency I can believe in: http://ronpaulcoin.com/
Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 10:50:53 UTC from web- Rarity and Solidus Sans like this.
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I love the space core. He's just so happy to be in space.
Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 10:10:28 UTC from web -
When you think about it, whoever named the Orange was really unimaginative.
Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 09:51:01 UTC from web -
You know when you have a dream all night that you're snuggling somebody in bed and then you wake up and you've fashioned your duvet into a vague human shape?
Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 08:10:29 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin up until the duvet part, yes.
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@thelastgherkin . . . Yes.
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