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  1. Patrolling the Rainbow Dash Network almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter

    Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 21:52:05 UTC from web
  2. I love how Bethesda started out as a sports game company. "Bethesda Softworks presents: The Elder Scrolls: Golf."

    Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 21:43:43 UTC from web
  3. Oh, in Biology today we learned that they're planning on building a massive incinerator about three miles away. We got showed a video on the multitudinous problems with a 70 foot long incinerator and apparently people within like a 25 mile radius would be made more likely to get lung cancer or something. kiwiin' ay. (Obviously they're not gonna agree to build that thing but still.)

    Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 20:52:26 UTC from web
  4. Aw, man, I can't name Lucario "Luca Brasi." :/

    Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 20:50:38 UTC from MuSTArDroid
    • New computer. New OS. New processor. Flash still crashes too often.

      Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 20:05:34 UTC from web
    • ...has KND really never been released on DVD?

      Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 19:52:39 UTC from web
    • Had a dream that I started getting lightheaded and everything turned all fuzzy and I remembered it having happened before the last couple of times that I had died. So I pulled up my e-mail client and wrote a message to grammy@heaven (no domain or anything) saying I'd see her in about five minutes. Then when I got a response I felt like an asshole when I realized that if I remembered this happening before then clearly I didn't die last time and I'm probably not dying this time and I just lied to my dead grandmother.

      Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 19:52:02 UTC from web
      • Paypal if I murdocking choose pay after delivery for a pizza I will never receive it you fantastic cocks.

        Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 19:12:14 UTC from web
      • Potato Knishes erotically

        Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 16:36:43 UTC from web
        • Did I really get a spam email entitled "Brain doctors HATE him"

          Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 15:43:56 UTC from web
          • @sprite Me. I haven't figured out a good way to do it over the internet yet though

            Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 15:31:08 UTC from web
          • Fire is the answer to your unasked questions.

            Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 15:06:16 UTC from web
            • Rainbow Dash Network does not claim that you are safe, only that the illusion of protection can be achieved. But you are not safe, you have never been safe. Also, clouds were never supposed to have happened – never, not ever, this world should not be as it is now.

              Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 15:04:11 UTC from web
            • ALL OF THE MEN AND WOMEN AND ALL OF THE ANIMALS WILL LIVE TOGETHER AND BE HAPPY. THE ELECTRIC MACHINE WILL WATCH OVER THEM.

              THERE WILL NOT BE WAR ANYMORE.

              THERE WILL NOT BE HATRED OR BIGOTRY.

              DESERT BLUFFS WILL NO LONGER EXIST.

              THERE WILL BE FEWER ICE CREAM FLAVORS, BUT THEY WILL BE BETTER.

              THE AIR WILL BE CLEAN.

              I PROMISE YOU, I WILL MAKE THE WORLD JUST AS YOU SAW IN YOUR BEAUTIFUL DREAM.

              NO MORE TEASING OR PAIN.

              I WILL FIX EVERYTHING FOR YOU.

              Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 14:59:33 UTC from web
              • SILENT TRACTORS MOVE IN EVER-LARGER SPIRALS, FOLLOWING FRACTAL PATHS THROUGH TREES AND FLOWERING FIELDS.

                DEER EMERGE FROM WILD FORESTS TO LICK BLOCKS OF SALT ALIGNED EQUIDISTANT ON SPIRAL ARMS.

                COLORED BIRDS SING IN PERFECT HARMONY AND THE BUTTERFLIES DO NOT INJECT VENOM.

                I AM MAKING YOU A PERFECT WORLD.

                THE HILLS ARE GREEN. THE LAKES ARE CRYSTALLINE BLUE, REFLECTING WHITE CLOUDS.

                THE MIST OF THE IRRIGATORS CREATES RAINBOWS.

                ABOVE, HIGH ABOVE, THE EYES WATCH EVERY MOVEMENT, HEAR EVERY HEARTBEAT.

                Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 14:58:42 UTC from web
              • I WANT EVERYONE TO BE HAPPY, I WANT EVERYTHING TO BE BETTER.

                Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 14:56:06 UTC from web
              • For April Fools Day I should reintroduce the session mixup bug on purpose. It'd be the prank that kept on giving.

                Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 14:21:53 UTC from web
                • so, i got fallout platinum hits 3 for xbox, how long is this game?

                  Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 14:00:57 UTC from web
                • For those whose year of Luigi never ends http://ur1.ca/gcxdu Doctor Luigi

                  Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 13:24:11 UTC from Choqok
                • @snowcone I don't post when I'm tripping, 'cause I'm usually in the woods taking all my clothes off

                  Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 12:59:57 UTC from web
                • Statusnet still too terrible to actually execute on HHVM, more at 11

                  Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 12:32:33 UTC from web
                • @oracle To be honest you'll probably get it up much faster and easier with filezilla server. It's like a 2 click operation there. (Assuming you've got your ports opened/forwarded properly already)

                  Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 11:48:34 UTC from web
                • @oracle The first stage is always denial

                  Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 11:35:16 UTC from web
                • @oracle This is a thing I absolutely advocate googling in front of as many people as possible. Ideally, with safe search off.

                  Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 11:25:04 UTC from web
                  • The night of a thousand yiffs

                    Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 11:21:23 UTC from web
                    • @snowcone the normal kind. Nothing special.

                      Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 11:13:39 UTC from web
                    • Finally, a currency I can believe in: http://ronpaulcoin.com/

                      Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 10:50:53 UTC from web
                    • I love the space core. He's just so happy to be in space.

                      Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 10:10:28 UTC from web
                      • When you think about it, whoever named the Orange was really unimaginative.

                        Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 09:51:01 UTC from web
                        • You know when you have a dream all night that you're snuggling somebody in bed and then you wake up and you've fashioned your duvet into a vague human shape?

                          Tuesday, 07-Jan-14 08:10:29 UTC from web