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  1. actually haven't worked out in a while so gonna listen to the album while I get mad gainzzz

    Friday, 21-Oct-16 18:12:10 UTC from web
  2. I like how the cutscenes run at 3 frames a second whenever Werehog Sonic is onscreen

    Friday, 21-Oct-16 17:16:27 UTC from web
  3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5tCbd4fgkw
    I'm going to need new underwear
    kuz my current ones have just exploded with sexual fury

    Thursday, 20-Oct-16 13:47:00 UTC from web
  4. Nintendo just released a video to their new console https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5uik5fgIaI It's called "Switch".

    Thursday, 20-Oct-16 14:06:19 UTC from web
  5. Free crime plot for you: A murderer kills someone and uses a self-driving car to get rid of the corpse in the middle of nowhere.

    Thursday, 20-Oct-16 10:43:35 UTC from web
    • @adiwan let me expand on this:
      Not-so-distant-future; self-driving cars are commonplace, and with automatic refuelling stations they can go anywhere, for however long till the car itself falls apart.
      one car suddenly stops in the middle of a main street, inside it lies a body, sitting on the passenger side, with it's head severed and propped on the driver's side, it's so old it's basically a mummy skin dried up by the sun, so very old the car doesn't even smell of death, just of dust and old leather.
      The car's log showed that it had been driving on a preset course for over 5 years, never stopping.
      After a few more weeks more cases like this occur on other streets of the country, but for every week that passes the corpses appear to be about 6 months closer to the time of death.

      Now all we have to do is make the story about a detective, make him mysterious and make a poster that's got 3 lines of generic blurb and with Matt Damon's face and we got a money-printing machine

      Thursday, 20-Oct-16 11:28:21 UTC in context
      RDN's Lucifer likes this.
    • @zennx Excellent! We're getting rich!

      Thursday, 20-Oct-16 11:30:35 UTC in context
  6. While I still prefer DD/MM/YY format, American MM/DD/YY formatting is better for plenty of reasons

    Wednesday, 19-Oct-16 17:47:37 UTC from web
  7. Do "kids these days" even know what static is?

    Tuesday, 18-Oct-16 13:26:00 UTC from web
  8. when gamefreaks gives up on trying http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/852149

    Tuesday, 18-Oct-16 15:11:37 UTC from web
  9. All the single furries

    Tuesday, 18-Oct-16 14:05:31 UTC from web
  10. GRAND THEFT AUTO V IS DEAD TO ME NOW, BRING ON THE COWBOYS

    Tuesday, 18-Oct-16 13:23:49 UTC from web
  11. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xwpF23uNDE

    Monday, 17-Oct-16 23:48:52 UTC from web
  12. my next personal goal is learning all the lyrics to monster. what's the verdict on white people using the n-word in rap

    Monday, 17-Oct-16 23:41:25 UTC from web
  13. My favorite funny lines out of all the 40 Discworld books:

    “Well, now,” said Granny, rubbing her hands together, “I may be able to help you here. Could be I’ve got some dwarf bread to spare.”
    “Nah. Not proper dwarf bread,” said the spokesdwarf moodily. “Proper dwarf bread’s got to be dropped in rivers and dried out and sat on and left and looked at every day and put away again. You just can’t get it down here.”
    “This could be,” said Granny Weatherwax, “your lucky day.”
    “To be frank,” said Nanny Ogg, “I think the cat bananaed on some of it.”
    The spokesdwarf looked up, his eyes aglow.
    “Hot damn!”

    Monday, 17-Oct-16 03:32:14 UTC from web
    • god I'm batcaveing dank

      Monday, 17-Oct-16 00:46:37 UTC from web
    • http://rainbowdash.net/url/848745 FINALLY live again. Had to totally reinstall OBS.

      Sunday, 16-Oct-16 23:03:09 UTC from web
    • Conputer people, how would you guys explain what are proxies to someine who doesnt know computer things? (i have to learn it but the book i got only said they were apps to controll stuff in firewalls)

      Sunday, 16-Oct-16 16:59:32 UTC from web
    • I can tell when my dad is drunk because he offers to drive me places

      Sunday, 16-Oct-16 15:21:46 UTC from web
    • http://wnyt.com/news/michael-orchard-man-accused-of-stealing-dog-in-halfmoon-saratoga-county/4291294/ the hero we deserve

      Sunday, 16-Oct-16 16:38:44 UTC from web
      • creative writing is the absolute worst when it's not of your own volition

        Sunday, 16-Oct-16 13:09:20 UTC from web
      • Video games killed the radio games star

        Saturday, 15-Oct-16 21:58:56 UTC from web
      • very surprised nobody pointed out the Jerry Seinfeld I hid in Undertale

        Saturday, 15-Oct-16 20:34:14 UTC from web
      • i hope pearl goes to prison and they have to permanently write her out of the show

        Friday, 14-Oct-16 16:08:59 UTC from web
      • it's not a "the older ones are better" type deal because I enjoyed X and Y more than any other game besides Diamond and Pearl

        Friday, 14-Oct-16 15:14:59 UTC from web
      • I'm confused by Alolan Grimer/Muk

        Friday, 14-Oct-16 13:48:55 UTC from web
      • the answer to the second question is "no, his tongue is blue because he is dead"

        Friday, 14-Oct-16 15:08:41 UTC from web
        • @mrmattimation actually "his tongue is blue kuz as you can see in the animation, it goes up and down, it's something you'd be familiar with... unless you've never seen Blue... you brother killer...." would have been a better response, but expecting you to be witty is the same as expecting people who think PHP is a good language to have more than 2 active braincells

          Friday, 14-Oct-16 15:16:42 UTC in context
      • WHAT ARE YOU, SLEEPING, CORYBOT???????? YOU DON'T NEED SLEEP???????????????

        Friday, 14-Oct-16 15:00:41 UTC from web
      • one of the main problems I get when I'm sick is my hair gets UNBRUSHABLE
        I feel like I've got a briar patch hanging from my head

        Friday, 14-Oct-16 08:45:05 UTC from web
        • here's my very bad Trump impression http://rainbowdash.net/url/851873

          Friday, 14-Oct-16 00:57:36 UTC from web
        • https://youtu.be/bA76-cixf-s
          so, turns out power cores are lore consistent

          this pleases me

          Thursday, 13-Oct-16 18:59:08 UTC from web
        • I bet Niantic wishes people still played Pokemon Go e-ve-ry day.

          Thursday, 13-Oct-16 14:22:36 UTC from web