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Saturday, 16-Jul-16 04:34:58 UTC from web
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Is there any way that - on my Android phone - I can change the settings for the alarm so I can type in the goddamn numbers with my keyboard instead of having to cycle through every number like a goddamn flip down clock?
Wednesday, 13-Jul-16 20:51:43 UTC from web-
@redenchilada Welp, thanks for that!
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@thelastgherkin I think so yeah go to settings then style and change analog for digital
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I have just been reading up on Pokemon Go. Can anyone explain to me what happens to your pokemon you have left at a gym gets taken over by the opposite team ? ( I mean, that is the only actual question I have left )
Wednesday, 13-Jul-16 19:47:29 UTC from web-
@redenchilada Oh good, that is way better. I read something somewhere that you put them pokemon down in a gym just like how you put down a single L8 Resonator in Ingress. And long story short, I am ALWAYS hurting for L8 resonators since the enemy team keeps blowing them up. That had me a little bit worried right there.
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@critialcloudkicker what are talking about?
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@shadowboltmoon In the great wide world of AR games there is one software developer called Niantic whom has created 2 games up till now. The first one is called Ingress and long story short, you pick a team ( blue or green ), walk up to a portal, hack it for items, and throw down a mini-building known as a resonator to capture it for your team. There is a limit of how much resonators you can put on there ( depending on your level, and the level of the resonator ), and the resonators on the portal make up the (tech) level of the portal. It takes 1 person at max level to create a lvl 5 portal, 2 people to make a level 6 portal, 3 to make a level 7, and 8 to make a level 8 ( max ) portal. Since L8 resonators mostly drop from level 8 portals you can probably immagine they do not grow on trees. And because the opposite team keeps destroying them I am always pinching for L8 resonators. As such, when I heard that in PoGo the pokemon left at gyms worked like resonators, I worried.
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My mom is going to go to the zoo just to play Pokemon Go. I think there's a problem here.
Wednesday, 13-Jul-16 18:51:28 UTC from web-
@redenchilada yes, remember her to go into the animal's cage
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@redenchilada Yes there is. It is called "you have the coolest mom ever !". Which probably isn't a problem, Unless if she randomly runs away when there are hot things on the stove.
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@mushi We do not need another Harambe :(
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My coworker is BLASTING THE kiwiING DOG OF WISDOM SONG AGAIN make it stoppppp
Wednesday, 13-Jul-16 16:49:18 UTC from web-
@redenchilada brb calling Yoav and telling him to make a sequel
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@mrmattimation brb punching your nose
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Now BOTH of my parents are playing Pokemon Go, fantastic
Wednesday, 13-Jul-16 04:29:10 UTC from web-
@redenchilada I can't even play the game and I honestly feel like I'm having my Pokemon Master title challenged
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@spots Lmao, get a better phone nerd
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@redenchilada I mean, my mom actually mentioned to me that because of this very game she was reminded that I do need a better phone so >:V
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I mean repeating things because this totally isn't Twitter
Tuesday, 12-Jul-16 21:57:00 UTC from web -
I love retweeting things for the sole purpose of Fluffle Puffposting without even posting
Tuesday, 12-Jul-16 21:56:35 UTC from web -
I wish the Internet would shut up with all the Pokémon Go spam. It's unavoidable.
Tuesday, 12-Jul-16 19:21:05 UTC from web- angobhar and dtluna like this.
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monsutaa kaado! likes this.
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@scribus Knowing how the world works I don't see Pokemon going anywhere. It'll stay FOREVER in one way or another. I need to grow a thicker skin. In general I don't have anything against Pokemon but these kind of hype peaks grind my gears.
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Man, I sure do hate it when things get popular. Isn't that weird how milestone video games released by big companies get popular on the internet???? I don't think that's supposed to happen!!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, 12-Jul-16 19:23:21 UTC from web- RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) repeated this.
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I can't believe they threw a sheet over Pikachu and called it a new Pokemon
Tuesday, 12-Jul-16 17:37:57 UTC from web -
Someone is creating a flash cart for the Sega Saturn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOyfZex7B3E 1000 more exciting than any Pokémon Go news.
Tuesday, 12-Jul-16 16:17:23 UTC from web- bastianilso likes this.
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@adiwan ...Why? The games are on CDs. Just burn discs for what you want.
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@redenchilada You need a modchip or a softmod to read burnt discs and some day the CD drives just fail to read which makes the mods worthless. With a flashcard you can store hundreds of ISOs without relying on the CD drive.
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Hamha world
Tuesday, 12-Jul-16 14:06:24 UTC from web -
I still haven't trained for the final Splatfest yet ):
Tuesday, 12-Jul-16 13:48:11 UTC from web -
I can't believe the baby who was conceived in the Dashcon ball pit is 16 months old.
Monday, 11-Jul-16 21:45:19 UTC from web-
@redenchilada Gherkin is recycling. http://pny.lv/0nq83
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My mom downloaded Pokemon Go, she found a Bulbasaur
Monday, 11-Jul-16 22:32:23 UTC from web-
@spots Which team is she joining
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Dad sent me to the grocery store and my little brother wanted to tag along to play more Pokemon Go so I bullied him into multiboxing my phone for me
Monday, 11-Jul-16 04:30:15 UTC from web-
@redenchilada pokmeon go brainwashed people
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My mom wanted the family to bond over dinner and instead we spent the whole meal repeatedly hitting the pokestop in front of the Cracker Barrel
Monday, 11-Jul-16 02:07:30 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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At least most of the people on there aren't people I actually talk to any more
Sunday, 10-Jul-16 15:06:30 UTC from web -
Haha @redenchilada is hawking errection pills on skype.
Sunday, 10-Jul-16 13:04:18 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark oh goddamnit
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I can't tell if that was me imitating that game's writing or if it was just how I naturally write
Saturday, 09-Jul-16 14:56:11 UTC from web -
Time to kiwi Matt off by playing Life is Strange
Saturday, 09-Jul-16 14:47:46 UTC from web- Cloud Kicker likes this.
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@redenchilada I mean, hey, if you like games that were written by Hillary Clinton's PR team, be my guest
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@mrmattimation But it sounds, like, totally radical, brah
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Saturday, 09-Jul-16 03:21:43 UTC from web -
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Saturday, 09-Jul-16 03:21:31 UTC from web -
@redenchilada hey look IGN is really really really dumb https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1htPjP1fTC0
Friday, 08-Jul-16 23:41:52 UTC from web-
@redenchilada I love how they bash on it cause they suck at it
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@stumperman I actually do like how they picked WASD+mouse controls for it, as opposed to how everyone else starts with the godawful analog mode
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@redenchilada It's the best way to control the camera and speed
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There's a Pinsir near the office but I don't think my boss will let me take off to go catch it ):
Thursday, 07-Jul-16 21:24:13 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Yeah but I'm not an Ingress pro so
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@ceruleanspark There are not many things I want to slap people for, let alone actually do it. But if there is any trigger that has the potential to cause me to do that, it is tinfoil GPS drifting or flatout hacking/spoofing in a competetive multiplayer game. ... Not so sure about the competativeness of Pokemon Go though.
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@redenchilada Not with that attitude
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There's somebody chanting "Donald Trump" outside my house, please help i think i'm about to get murdered
Wednesday, 06-Jul-16 01:59:51 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Not if you murder them first
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Dear Tiny Tank player,
I am sorry but I am out of memory. In order to maintain a high level of artistic diversity I needed to split the level in two. Coming up, you can expect a pleasant ride on a river of lava. I'm sure you'll enjoy it.
Sincerely,
Tamas - ProgrammerTuesday, 05-Jul-16 00:00:27 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Hey boys and girls!
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@redenchilada Tiny, you're being difficult
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@ceruleanspark Tiny Tank is my slave name.
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Tuesday, 05-Jul-16 03:10:02 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I knew bronies were terrible
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Dead battery mid-run FailFish
Monday, 04-Jul-16 03:49:53 UTC from web
