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Monday, 28-Aug-17 17:27:30 UTC from web -
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Monday, 28-Aug-17 17:16:19 UTC from web -
Sunday, 27-Aug-17 23:33:29 UTC from web -
HISTORIC rainfall in Houston, just like my HISTORIC victory in all of the counties besides Houston. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
Sunday, 27-Aug-17 23:11:23 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Trump: a Matt has parody my tweets
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Pugalest
Sunday, 27-Aug-17 23:09:54 UTC from web -
*glances on TWKN*
I guess it's okay to fetishise animals and plants but not other human beings. TIL. -
"I tell you that when you put clean sheets on a bed, the angel of God rests there until someone farts".
Sunday, 27-Aug-17 19:37:24 UTC from web -
'Seems' being figurative here because the only thing I see well is the bind of electrical tape holding the sodding thing together.
Sunday, 27-Aug-17 16:39:41 UTC from web -
Is the bridge of one's glasses the worst part to break? Because it definitely seems like it.
Sunday, 27-Aug-17 16:38:27 UTC from web -
Bwaah-bby
Saturday, 26-Aug-17 19:32:58 UTC from web -
The idea of going harder in to Afghanistan has been done by at least the last two foreign nations stupid enoughto wage war there. Look how it worked for them.
Saturday, 26-Aug-17 18:25:58 UTC from web -
chopped liver
Saturday, 26-Aug-17 17:22:30 UTC from web -
To who ever in the fediverse was educated in the American South, i.e. the former Confederacy; how were you taught about the Civil War or War of Northern Aggression? I'm becoming a little interested on American Civil War dynamic and am curiousas to how its waves still vibrate if they do at all.
Saturday, 26-Aug-17 16:23:33 UTC from web-
@awl I have spent my entire life in states that were once part of the Confederacy, and I was always taught that the war was an issue of states' rights as much as it was about slavery. We were taught that the war was a miserable failure on the Confederate's side from the get go, that the South initiated the violence by firing on federal bases the Union had not yet surrendered in the south, and that the southern economy depended on slavery so they were concerned Lincoln would economically cripple them.
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@mrmattimation hm. Seems as though maybe it isn't as divided as I thought? Although you're the only one to have weighed in thusfar.
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@awl It's also important to note that i attended high school in a more liberal area of Virginia, relative to the rest of the state, anyway.
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Saturday, 26-Aug-17 16:41:19 UTC from web
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What
Saturday, 26-Aug-17 16:38:35 UTC from web -
Pretty sure my home country refers to 1993 as Georgian aggression even though the separatists did commit closing genocides on non-Abkhaz.
Saturday, 26-Aug-17 16:33:50 UTC from web -
If I don't get a chance to say this in the future, I just want to have it said I've been honoured to be part of this community.
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My home town had a theater that looked like this, but they knocked it down because the future has arrived and everything must be destroyed. https://mangoposter.club/attachment/974391
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Christ alive what nice and edgy things in my replies talking about something simple as small town America. Good one.
Friday, 25-Aug-17 00:17:48 UTC from web -
Hey Seth, its me, its me again. You know who it is already, its me, Seth and I just, I just wanted to tell you something, Seth, I gotta tell you about millenials man. You ever heard about millenials oooweeee they're crazy with their smartphones an-n-an-and smartphones, these phones you can play video games on and stuff man. It-its wild, its crazy and these millenials, dude, they're always drinking coffee man. They get apps on their phones to get coffee, just right out of their phones, Seth. It just comes right out of the phone man. Its kiwiin, its batcaveing ridiculous an-and their Potato Knishesin übers, Potato Knishesin cab drivers and lyft but spelled with a "y" so you know its hip and its just, applein millenials, Seth, its crazy. I'm thinkin maybe think maybe you should make a movie about them or something because it would be real funny but I just gotta tell you. And then this kickstarter, its crowdfunding Seth. They get money from people to design minimalist wallets that are really small and only have one pocket in them and its like "yeah sure great i mean this is a great super small wallet its all that we need except I got two IDs and a passport and a bunch of cash and a credit card to carry around but oooo god forbid". Millenials have all their cash on their phones now. Apple Pay, Google Pay Yahoo Pay, MSN Pay, Myspace Pay, Facebook credits, Neopoints, Club Penguin tokens. It's cherryin crazy, Seth. The whole world out here is going nuts. You got the bitcoin, you got your doge coin, you got your juggalo coin, all these different kinds of coins and its all online anyway its not even real money! I-i-the-these mangoin millenials, they're all just going nuts, man. You just really, you gotta make a movie about millenials, man. I think it'd be a big hit because of all these things they do on their smartphones, Seth, and all these crazy things man its cherryin wild man I cant even I cant FrankerZin take it mangoin Seth (fades into crying)
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i have developed an unhealthy obsession with showing my friends my genitals for laughs
Wednesday, 23-Aug-17 21:44:28 UTC from web -
i got progressive lol shocker
Tuesday, 22-Aug-17 21:21:24 UTC from web -
EXTREME
CENTRIST https://batcaveposter.club/attachment/969829-
@shpuld haha I was close http://rainbowdash.net/url/861518
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Thank gods.
Monday, 21-Aug-17 17:00:42 UTC from web -
It must be extremely bright for @moonman still. I better not be the only one who has made that quip.
Monday, 21-Aug-17 16:56:13 UTC from web -
The sun isn't the moon's barber. Eclipse its hair only once in a great while.
Monday, 21-Aug-17 16:17:39 UTC from web -
So Papa Spraytan is addressing the nation tomorrow night. What're the odds it's a Bud Dwyer reenactment?
Sunday, 20-Aug-17 22:54:23 UTC from web-
@scribus Wish I had a MAGA hat
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I suppose there's the "did s/he quit or get fired" question as well.
Sunday, 20-Aug-17 22:38:56 UTC from web -
Gotta wonder seriously how it feels to work for the White House right now knowing it's not even a crap shoot as to if you're going to get canned, the only operable questions will be when and how much coverage you'll get.
Sunday, 20-Aug-17 22:38:32 UTC from web -
proud to announce that I've been hired, and fired, as Trump's new Secretary of Defense
Sunday, 20-Aug-17 22:20:37 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Did you manage to frontstab anyone?
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@mrmattimation who did you cherrying kill
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