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Basically the internet is grape. People are Potato Knishes. Everyone wants to find a person to hate whenever messes arrive. Barely anyone genuinely cares. Social networks are hell. I only came back for @maiyannah and some friends so I should probably just detach from all of this other stuff forever.
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I'm put in mind of an episode of American Justice I saw recently rerun on television. "Payback for a Bully" - an instance where the defence for murder was how terrible a bully the victim was so they essentially deserved to die.
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@maiyannah Yeah it isn't an ideal but nothing can cover positively everything. Also I don't think owning what you do absolves you of anything.
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@maiyannah The good thing about the law is that it cares more about what you do than about how you feel and even less about how you rationalize your behavior.
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You know, some people say I'm addicted to brake fluid
But I can stop any time I wantSaturday, 19-Aug-17 16:38:39 UTC from web- shpuld likes this.
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@awl Reminds me of The Wraith https://youtu.be/peRmoEQ8AV0 possible #nsfw
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Some times I talk before I think, some times I tell a 'joke' that is so bad I make my self cringe for days (and I often realize it while telling it, but I cannot stop in the middle of it either), luckily they often do not seem to 'get' my joke anyways because it was so bad - and care nothing about that. Or they just understand that it's my kind of humor, and they laugh of that instead (I often say my humor is so bad it's good).
I guess we all have it that way with something, for me it's when I say something ridiculous to someone, and then I stress over how stupid that was, but the other person never thinks about that particular situation at all. So weird how that mangos with my brain.
Stuff like that makes me curse loudly when I think of it for years to come.
I can for example sit in our car, minding my own business, the think of such a situation and say loudly 'you cherrying idiot dumbass' to my self, then Marlyn asks what that was about and I have to explain. Lol-
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I sort of do the same thing, but not necessarily related to jokes (just various things I've done that pop up in my head). Usually it's not a loud cursing, just shaking my head or thinking it aloud (but making a face or something).
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anyone know dating websites where I could meet mimes
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@awl surely erasing history will make it easier in the future to remember what it was all about(
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Well, mark the first time looking for a job in the States where I was asked about any military service domestic or foreign.
Saturday, 19-Aug-17 16:08:09 UTC from web -
Think I might bite the bullet and finally try at a job in security. Overnight cleaning definitely has lost whatever sheen it had when I started.
Saturday, 19-Aug-17 05:18:07 UTC from web -
would you eat trump's ass if it meant he would no longer be president
Friday, 18-Aug-17 19:39:49 UTC from web-
@tiffany it's gonna be uuuge.
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@lcplazureblaze more like reagan because he's gonna tear down my wall
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It seems the local classical station will be playing more Sibelius than Dvorak the next few months which is more than fine with me.
Friday, 18-Aug-17 17:06:09 UTC from web -
The SJWs are going to put you in camps on Jupiter and milk you for your semen. Stay safe, everyone!
Friday, 18-Aug-17 00:59:56 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation i think I'd be alright with this bring it on
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@mrmattimation not before women trap men in caves on Mars minning us for the only two things they need us for: our semen and our good sense of humor.
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Don't you just love it when some Communist who never lived in a Communist country tries explaining how Stalin and Mao were totally great leaders to someone who has been to one and had family who suffered under that?
'cause I don't.- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@gameragodzilla Hell Soviet propaganda all the way up to glasnost was more for foreigners. I don't know how it is in China but most Russians I've known don't really fall for that from any politician. Both are worse, as we say.
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@awl True. There were entire fake villages for visiters.
China does the same. They show off their awesome new military equipment and now people are genuinely convinced China is a superpower, something all actual Chinese people laugh at -
@awl You only need to make the deal look sweet until the customer signs the contract.
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So who thinks the Juggalo march on DC next month is going to turn violent
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 22:08:55 UTC from web -
there's a reason i don't post anymore
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 21:44:39 UTC from web -
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 21:43:42 UTC from web
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I fear I'm slowly becoming a yob. Last night my friend dared me to put my nutsack on Joe's car bonnet and I did
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 21:33:02 UTC from web-
@nerthos they don't have prisons in England, the Conservative party fired every single cop in the country
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@mrmattimation There's always the london tower
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@nerthos that's where they keep all those Doctor Who artifacts
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I accidentally bought good blinds to replace the pieces of crap at my apartment because they charge you $60/blind after moveout
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 21:21:45 UTC from web -
antiffa
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 21:19:42 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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So today I slept in and missed platoon pt lead by my commanding officer. This is something they'd normally fry a man for. We're talking probably some paperwork at least. But by some mysterious force, they didn't even realize I wasn't there. I woke up to the sound of everybody returning and I checked the time. 0639, an hour and a half late. I waited a while for the bathroom to clear up to go shave and went in when I thought it was safe. It wasn't. Two corporals were there shaving too. "Hey anon, did you enjoy PT today?" Not sure if on to me or actually asking question so I have to vaguely answer as well. "I wish I could've." "I'm sure you enjoyed sitting in the safety Vic." He replied. "Anon wasn't in the safety Vic." The other one said. They're on to me. Shave up and get out. The rest of the day I spent avoiding contact with anyone who could write me up and now I'm off scotch free. Regret not being there though. Heard the safety Vic caught on fire. I am now the skating legend here.
Wednesday, 16-Aug-17 21:29:26 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@lcplazureblaze Update: apparently four people, including the commander, took a count of the personnel and they still didn't notice I wasn't there. #hideandseekchamp2017 #pullinoffthepettyofficerMims
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@lcplazureblaze gods. Pretty sure I would not have gotten away with that at base.
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This year will mark a century since Finland declared independence from the mess that was and is now Russia, and managed to keep it all this time. Good on you, guys.
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 06:03:20 UTC from web -
Milky bread with raisins could be a slur. Think about it.
Wednesday, 16-Aug-17 17:30:45 UTC from web -
"yeah, well, what if... what if we called you the alt-left??? doesn't feels so good, does it??? man we sure got you!!!!"
Wednesday, 16-Aug-17 16:58:36 UTC from web- awlxaĺan likes this.
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@mrmattimation so this IS a new thing after all!
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Juggalos are the alt left
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You know, I thought the B1B Lancer was retired due to extrenuous upkeep costs.
Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 23:57:49 UTC from web -
Imagine World of Warcraft roleplaying over a sex hotline
I put on my robe and Blizzard (R) hatTuesday, 15-Aug-17 23:55:29 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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Pushy Toilets: That's the wrong end pushing.
Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 21:45:29 UTC from web -
Pushy Toilets: a #politicalpartyname
Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 21:38:18 UTC from web-
@awl "We're honest about pushing crap on you"
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Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 21:35:37 UTC from web
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At a press conference just now, the President insisted "Mr. Bannon is a very nice guy" with legitimate fear in his voice
Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 20:27:27 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation that is the first press conference I've seen of his and boy, if it's indicative of how they usually go, the president does not have a way with words at all.
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@mrmattimation i shudder at the thought and the affirmation of how I viewed any public speaking forms he has.
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All protest is useless unless we want to bring ourselves down to the base level lads
Saturday, 12-Aug-17 17:12:33 UTC from web-
@xrevan86 quite true. I suppose I lean a bit too much on people knowing I have a tint of sarcasm naturally when using written word.
