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almost forgot what my username was so i assumed i had been purged but it turns out i am just forgetful
Saturday, 22-Jun-19 01:27:38 UTC from web-
@liquidusmira Yeah, I too have the feeling that one day I am going to wake up and rememeber my old nickname and password or something.
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Who remembers when Red called Colfax a turbonerd but the filter changed it to turd
Tuesday, 18-Jun-19 08:41:38 UTC from web -
I miss Touhou games. Do they still make those?
Monday, 10-Jun-19 22:19:49 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark "Wily Beast and Weakest Creature", Demo came out May the 4th ( 2019 ).
I mostly know that because I heard some Star Wars geeks rant about it.
"Why would they DOOOO that , May the 4th should be sacred"Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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The only piece of videogame news that matters right now is the existence of Wooloo, the round sheep pokemon.
Monday, 10-Jun-19 22:18:09 UTC from web -
Friday, 07-Jun-19 00:11:32 UTC from web-
@nerthos Imagine spotting that drinking coffee at the local starbucks or something. Just howmuch sugar would dissapear into one cup I wonder.
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The graphics on #MicroMages for NES are pretty impressive. !vgp
Tuesday, 28-May-19 05:01:20 UTC from web -
Basically, I kinda just want a Calexit, and then also to live in a van in a cave in the jungle by the river all alone anyway, with solar panels on my Nintendo.
Thursday, 23-May-19 14:36:04 UTC from web-
@nerthos That's it, I'm running for President . . . of (one of the) California(s)!
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@nerthos Nah, Rural California would get shafted there because of where the urban areas are. Either a) Rural California ends up still being dominated by cities in the northern part of the state, or B) the urban parts of the state are split into MULTIPLE states, leading to urban over-representation.
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@scribus The schism of the future: the state of blue california vs the state of red california.
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Gotta love being 'shamed' for playing a video game in offline mode. Why is there even such a mode if the game then mocks you for using it ?
Friday, 24-May-19 07:23:39 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@drinkingpony There is a mode besides offline?
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@adiwan Only to those who are defiant enough to dare and are not allergic to vitamin D.
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@nerthos Alas, it is woven into the loading screen tips of Rage 2. So you would not just have to plant the Jolly Roger flag deep into its hearts, but also mod out the loading screens.
I do not oppose any of those idea's by any means but for the sake of everything I like and love, I do not think it should have ever been there in the first place.Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Who rember posey
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Thursday, 23-May-19 07:59:58 UTC from web -
we need some politically incorrect leftists to combat politically incorrect people who are actually for real racist, who’s with me #Me2020
Thursday, 23-May-19 01:42:02 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@mrmattimation So fighting racism with racism? that's one way to go about it, I guess.
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@mrmattimation Inb4 people on the right of those leftists get ultra-confused since they claim they can no longer seperate the fascist-leftists from the actual-leftists.
Which results in a repeat of the blue-wave that never was.
For the sake of the sanity of both the American voters and everyone abroad taking notes. Please don't.
Try to unite people instead of separating them.
I never thought that I would think this, but Shia Labeouf was right for shouting ( very wishfully ) into a camera "SHE WILL NOT DIVIDE US"Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Trying for once to get a new warframe within the first 24 hours of it coming out, and the bugs match the expectations.
Even the unstuck command is bugged!Thursday, 23-May-19 07:56:34 UTC from web -
My spoilerfree opinion on the ending of GoT.
FFS I just saw the episode where they threw Cercei in jail. That is only Season 5. I do not even KNOW anything about the ending of GoT. I do know that the 2 main guru's are the most hated toons in the eyes of the fans, such a strong reaction from the fanbase I have not seen for YEARS. The only thing that comes close is when I was in spittle range of some uber-nerd's litteral waterfall of words regarding how 'Han shot first'.
Talking about Star Wars. The main guru's behind GoT are going to get their own Star Wars trilogy. But also Ryan Johnson was supposed to get his own trilogy. Meanwhile if I can take this thing anywhere close to serious http://rainbowdash.net/url/874466
If I had a betting sort of personality though I know what I would put my money on. But I am not. I'm just going to enjoy the Hindenburg-Train-Airbus-Hybrid-Crash while sipping my favorite beverage.
It makes me feel like a winner.Tuesday, 21-May-19 01:51:45 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@nerthos I think they need a different petition, to make the ending match the books'.
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@mrmattimation You definitely can considering they're both starting other projects and massively negative image can make investors reconsider their choice of director or writer.
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@nerthos [because the show writers got extremely focused on being unpredictable]
Ohhnoo... I heard the Ryan Johnson story one too many times before, I did not like it then. I'll assuredly will not like it now.
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Got my 8-way switcher so my NES, Genesis, TG16, SNES and N64 are all hooked up, and no more R/F switches. With room for a future Atari and Dreamcast, to boot! !vgp
Wednesday, 22-May-19 23:38:40 UTC from web -
Whoever is in charge of Brazils internet should reboot it.
Tuesday, 14-May-19 20:08:39 UTC from web -
It seems there was a study saying that women enjoy sex as much as men. And the idiots of the internet are saying "But I've never met a woman who enjoyed it!" Like, come on. Think, then post.
Tuesday, 14-May-19 04:56:37 UTC from web-
@scribus Still waiting for “Oh yeah, I’ve totally met women who enjoy sex, but I enjoy it waaaaaaaay more”
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@scribus Disappointing pee pee kung fu
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@scribus People like to be edgy, especially when anonymous. Heck the number of people that I 'raped' in online multiplayer games is probably astronomical. ... And then I learned what the word actually meant.
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for a while now I've wanted to try streaming RPG Maker so that viewers could help create the world, characters, plot etc. only issue is it would need a moderate number of people to actually be fun
Sunday, 12-May-19 21:55:34 UTC from web-
@tiff I'm up for it if you want. Credentials: years of playing and DMing tabletop games
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Monday, 13-May-19 19:45:13 UTC from web -
Hi
Friday, 02-Sep-16 00:58:25 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation you hurt me
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@bigpony How are you doing?
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Why didn't any of you turd burglars tell me they released a near-complete version of Fighting is Magic?
Tuesday, 22-Sep-15 09:31:49 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin "recently"
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@bigpony Oh god I just saw that go up. It looks like G3.5
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@redenchilada Also the guys running it are giant turds, but it's running on the Skullgirls engine so I look forward to it's eventual $2 sale.
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The text box is REALLY hard to type with
Wednesday, 08-May-19 16:55:17 UTC from web-
@metaltao I use a keyboard myself. Makes it a lot easier.
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@drinkingpony Naw man, replies are cool, but for some reason the UI was bugged, I had to hold down + Control Shift, and then hold left click to type something
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yo
Wednesday, 08-May-19 16:55:01 UTC from web -
Thanos should have gone for this head *pulls down pants revealing another Thanos head*
Monday, 29-Apr-19 16:17:38 UTC from web -
According to one of my friends. "This will never stop being funny". Then why does it make me cry on the inside ? http://rainbowdash.net/url/874279
Maybe he cries on the inside manifest themselves as laughter ?
Tuesday, 16-Apr-19 09:56:27 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@nerthos Somewhere, in the distance, a whisper on the wind: "C h a l l e n g e A c c e p t e d"
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@nerthos Ohh, you are talking mental and physical fortitude to walk the route from A to B. Such as grain to bread if you have nothing but grain, lumber, stone and clayish mud. In which the walking the walk is the important part.
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@scribus Halfway there http://rainbowdash.net/url/874326
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Wednesday, 24-Apr-19 23:37:32 UTC from web
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Holy chrome, I want it. http://morphcat.de/micromages/ !vgp I love new release retro games.
Monday, 22-Apr-19 01:43:13 UTC from web- thismightbeauser likes this.
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@scribus My grandparents have a NES, and I have a SNES from Dad, so I feel strongly that it wouldn't be quite the same.
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@thismightbeauser ahem. Yeah, genuine hardware is its own experience.
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I just remembered For Honor. The video game where you could live out your fantasy of being a knight and play with a sword. Alternatively a Viking or ?Samurai? if you were one of 'those' people.
I would really like a game like that on the Nintendo Switch, but focused on couch-play instead of whatever For Honor's main aim was.Wednesday, 17-Apr-19 23:04:15 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@drinkingpony I just stumbled across a documentary (?) on Netflix about that game! Have yet to watch it, and never played, but the concept sounds neat. !vgp !movies
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@scribus It was a great concept, but the lack of dedicated servers (Meaning P2P networking, with the game selecting the fastest 'node' as host, like with CoD on the XboX360, a thing that everypony and everyhuman hated) lack of balance, and dishonourable killings in a game called 'For Honor' ultimately brought nothing but toxicity. There even was a day-of-infamy, orchestrated by Reddit, to have a day of NOT playing the game trying to make the dev's aware that the game had huge problems.
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Damn Korok seeds. I cannot find them and I NEED more item storage for weapons.
Wednesday, 17-Apr-19 18:18:29 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@scribus I'm powering through the main quests and I don't find many of those Korok seeds to increase my inventory space. Since I don't find any (because I'm not exploring much) it's a struggle to keep a good stock of good weapons. I haven't any problems that I didn't have any but it's a small struggle.
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And now, the highpoint of Homestuck: >[S] John: Reunite with your loving wife and daughter. https://www.homestuck.com/story/1931
Sunday, 14-Apr-19 15:16:32 UTC from web -
cherrying apple Majora's mangoing Mask. !vgp
Saturday, 06-Apr-19 02:54:30 UTC from web
