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  1. # Hi! My name is Twilight Sparkle, and I'm here to offer you a- pleasedon'tcloseyourdoor! Don't worry ma'am I'll remove my hoof very soon. But first, I'd like to talk to you about Encyclopedia Equestria. This comprehensive 500 volume encyclopedia has all the information you will ever need. Here, have a look at volume 1 A-AA. Yes, it is a bit heavy. 746 pages, yes. Why would you need it? Well Ma'am I heard the crying of a foal coming from your house and I just knew that you would. Do you really want your foal growing up without ready access to information? Could you live with yourself if they NEVER PASSED MAGIC KINDERGARTEN! I know I wouldn't. Yes, it would be terrible wouldn't it... Well you know what they say. Any mother can read their child a book about a brave train, but a good mother will read about Oritavancin Population Pharmacokinetics with them. Well I say it anyway... I'm glad you asked. It's available for 43 easy payments of 45 bits...

    Friday, 19-Jul-13 03:44:15 UTC from web
  2. !luna Yay!

    Tuesday, 16-Jul-13 00:59:47 UTC from web
    • @awlderpy Maybe a spotted hyena, like @treesy

      Tuesday, 16-Jul-13 00:35:33 UTC from web
    • @awlderpy I'm not letting a roach walk on me.

      Monday, 15-Jul-13 05:09:36 UTC from web
    • The Karate Kid is a good movie, but after the 20th viewing you begin critiquing it, and then it's a pile of pony s***

      Monday, 15-Jul-13 03:56:25 UTC from web
    • # Diamond Tiara, and I honestly don't care what she brings as long as she's stranded on a desert island.

      Thursday, 11-Jul-13 18:38:01 UTC from web
    • # How many lights could Twilight light if Twilight liked lighting lights?

      Thursday, 11-Jul-13 18:01:26 UTC from web
      • ........This album from Rainbow & Rooted is LITERALLY 6 tracks full of silence. What the actual murdock.

        Thursday, 11-Jul-13 17:52:10 UTC from web
      • Just add a script to change our dashes into adverts

        Thursday, 11-Jul-13 17:48:11 UTC from web
      • @flamingpandaomg It's game time.

        Thursday, 11-Jul-13 16:14:17 UTC from web
      • So it's Thursday now

        Thursday, 11-Jul-13 16:49:58 UTC from web
      • I got the Apartment Gate Key. Also this man appears to be dead.

        Thursday, 11-Jul-13 16:42:04 UTC from web
      • Pony MMO - Legends of Equestria Seeking Artists, Animators, Programmers, and More!: You may or may not have given Legends of Equestria's open alpha weekend a shot a few days ago,  and as far as fan MMO's are concerned, it's pretty impressive what they have come up with so far.  They are in need of some assistance to take it to the next level though.  Head on down below the break for a full press release on what e >http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/07/pony-mmo-legends-of-equestria-seeking.html http://ur1.ca/elufh

        Thursday, 11-Jul-13 16:10:05 UTC from Sethisto
      • But hell. I love making no sense. My brain is full of @&#$ and I LOVE IT

        Thursday, 11-Jul-13 16:05:16 UTC from web
      • You transform into whoevers in ur profile pic. Looks like I got best pony

        Thursday, 11-Jul-13 16:02:01 UTC from web
      • Ok, so I'm just gonna leave my car open? Alright. Hope nobody steals it.

        Thursday, 11-Jul-13 15:59:36 UTC from web
      • More like Justin Peeber am I right

        Thursday, 11-Jul-13 15:56:33 UTC from web
      • Apparently Mary is my dead wife who wrote me a letter. She should learn how to use email.

        Thursday, 11-Jul-13 15:56:07 UTC from web
      • Well well well.

        Thursday, 11-Jul-13 15:08:17 UTC from web
      • Off the wall: Any get the MGS Legacy Collection?

        Thursday, 11-Jul-13 15:14:34 UTC from web
      • MY TEAM! http://ur1.ca/elteg

        Thursday, 11-Jul-13 14:59:12 UTC from web
      • !BGO @redenchilada @flamingpandaomg @treesy They tried to kill me a lot of times, but I won. http://ur1.ca/ellrm

        Thursday, 11-Jul-13 03:24:54 UTC from web
      • @treesy keeps reincarnating as a spotted hyena

        Thursday, 11-Jul-13 03:18:11 UTC from web
      • Having to complete the story to evolve is stupid, and 2 made it worse by making you have to complete EVERYTHING.

        Wednesday, 10-Jul-13 17:00:29 UTC from web
      • Well that was probably a LOT more than I needed to say to my ex... <.<

        Wednesday, 10-Jul-13 08:53:40 UTC from MuSTArDroid
      • I bought The Witcher 2 at like 75% off but now I need to download 1

        Wednesday, 10-Jul-13 16:58:48 UTC from web
      • @sprite Have fun

        Wednesday, 10-Jul-13 16:35:40 UTC from web
      • Hai

        Wednesday, 10-Jul-13 16:37:53 UTC from StatusNet Android
      • # Luna Opened her eyes to the gentle crashing of waves. Bathed in cool moonlight she surveyed her new land. It had all seemed so simple. The ants needed help. She couldn't abandon them to her sister's wrath... could she? "I should have", she muttered darkly as she kicked the sand under her hooves. Suddenly, with a flash a scroll appeared. opening it, Luna read "My dearest sister. The dreaded insects have brainwashed you, I see that now. Think of this as a vacation, to help you recover from their corruptive influences. Don't worry, I will not abandon you here sister. Just write any five objects that you desire onto the scroll and they shall appear. I love you sister... Celestia." She paused for a second, before erupting into fury "SISTER! HOW DARE YOU! i WISH FOR ONLY TO THINGS ON THIS ISLAND! fIRST... CELESTIA!" With a 'pop' a surprised princess appeared next to her. Glaring at Celestia, Luna continued. "AND FINALLY... THE MOON!" And that's how Equestria was destroyed

        Wednesday, 10-Jul-13 16:24:42 UTC from web
      • Try to live your life in a sky where I can fly!

        Sunday, 07-Jul-13 17:08:46 UTC from web