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The only piece of videogame news that matters right now is the existence of Wooloo, the round sheep pokemon.
Monday, 10-Jun-19 22:18:09 UTC from web -
Probably a "hot take" or whatever, but I just cannot with this school of poetry that's just badly-linebroken prose.
Wednesday, 29-May-19 06:41:58 UTC from web-
@scribus
This Is Just To Say
I have enjoyed
the poems
that were in
the line breaks
and which
you were probably
saving
for roasting
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
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@scribus Probably really unpopular in the right circles.
Meanwhile all I can think of is this scene http://rainbowdash.net/url/874531Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Whoever is in charge of Brazils internet should reboot it.
Tuesday, 14-May-19 20:08:39 UTC from web -
Somebody's been busy http://rainbowdash.net/url/874333
Tuesday, 30-Apr-19 10:56:20 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Hay everypony! It's 2011!
Friday, 26-Apr-19 08:16:21 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@thelastgherkin A fine vintage #tigerblood #winning
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@thelastgherkin What a time to be alive!
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Bid a fond farewell to little semen loads, frail climaxes, and spilling discharges
Wednesday, 17-Apr-19 21:07:56 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@thelastgherkin No Ma ing November?
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And now, the highpoint of Homestuck: >[S] John: Reunite with your loving wife and daughter. https://www.homestuck.com/story/1931
Sunday, 14-Apr-19 15:16:32 UTC from web -
I just want @scribus to know that my phone pinged me that I had received his monthly donation just as I flushed the toilet, so it felt like he was paying me for that.
Wednesday, 03-Apr-19 11:21:28 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark I was hoping that would happen some day. Or an orgasm. Whatever.
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@scribus given that they typically arrive in the middle of my work day, on weekdays, I’d have to be having a really weird day for it to be the second one.
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Also RDN has now outlived Google Plus
Wednesday, 03-Apr-19 11:23:29 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@ceruleanspark Google Plus has died ?
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@ceruleanspark HELL. YES.
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I actually think I have not-ponied for longer than I ponied, now. Not sure if sorrowful.... Wistful?
Tuesday, 02-Apr-19 04:19:11 UTC from web-
@scribus You mean beforehand or afterwards?
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@thelastgherkin Afterwards.
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I do want to talk about the implications of this unit for a moment, specifically "Dry Bones" and "Dry Bowser", whose naming conventions confuse and frighten me. When I die, will I become Dry Brian? Is a living Bowser Wet Bowser? Why do Piranha Plant have bone in it?
Thursday, 21-Mar-19 00:00:23 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark You are a Wrian now, and a Drian when you are dead.
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@ceruleanspark Well, it was never proven that piranha plants are actually plants, and not plant-resembling animals. There's a marked lack of academic institutions in the mushroom kingdom.
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@Gherkin do you have a Tweetle accound?
Monday, 04-Mar-19 08:06:14 UTC from web-
@nerthos Not my first choice of anarchistic flavor to nuke something, but at this point I am far too interested in what will be an AnCap pokemon to think of a better one.
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@drinkingpony Meowth?
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@scribus That's right http://rainbowdash.net/url/874014
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You guys heard of horses http://rainbowdash.net/url/873995
Sunday, 03-Mar-19 18:59:34 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@thelastgherkin Neigh
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@thelastgherkin You mean like BoJack
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@scribus He's more man than a horse
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Mmm, delicious vague spam....
Sunday, 24-Feb-19 19:48:33 UTC from web-
@scribus (beckons you into an alleyway) Hey kid... You want some services
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Absolutely superb you funky little minecrafter http://rainbowdash.net/url/873881
Thursday, 14-Feb-19 10:33:43 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Watching classic Futurama, this quote has aged well: "Listen here, missy. Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973, but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only thing that's different is me: I've become bitter, and, let's face it, crazy over the years. And once I'm swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat, and I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place. Muahahaha!"
Thursday, 31-Jan-19 21:09:03 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@ceruleanspark Good ol' Nixon. That creep could bowl.
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Plus it has a song about stabbing someone in the eye. What's not to love?
Thursday, 31-Jan-19 20:14:23 UTC from web -
the Goats have a new album coming out in April and honestly the most surprising thing to me about it being based on Dungeons & Dragons is that they didn't do it sooner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=987MTbOl0mc
Thursday, 31-Jan-19 20:08:52 UTC from web-
@tiff I dunno, I think the pro-wrestling album represented a bigger part of his childhood
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@ceruleanspark going from wrestling to goth culture to D&D is an incredibly relatable trajectory of childhood interests
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thinking about that time @ceruleanspark recommended me the Mountain Goats' The Sunset Tree on a whim and it turned out to be the exact album I needed to get me through my troubled youth. I love music
Thursday, 31-Jan-19 20:05:17 UTC from web-
@tiff You should thank John for writing it on twitter. He'd love that.
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@ceruleanspark ooh yeah true, might have to thread about it some time
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Saturday, 12-Jan-19 15:55:51 UTC from web
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@adiwan Nice
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God help me but sometimes I miss Homestuck
Wednesday, 09-Jan-19 23:46:25 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark I occasionally find myself wondering what came of it
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@ceruleanspark At least we still have Peestuck
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@ceruleanspark It was a wild ride, but an enjoyable one.
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Like god, I'm sure some of you wonder if I'm still here. I am! I even fix this thing when it falls apart still.
Wednesday, 09-Jan-19 21:02:14 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark much like Atlas who holds up the earth, you hold up our sins for eternity
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@ceruleanspark We're all ghosts here
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My only post to be flagged http://rainbowdash.net/url/873624
Tuesday, 08-Jan-19 09:47:32 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@thelastgherkin I'm afraid to go back
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@thelastgherkin Can't do that before marriage
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So there was a Chinese paper lantern festival (though I suspect they were really made of canvas or the like, for durability) and I saw these #giraffes and thought of @thelastgherkin http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/873598
Friday, 04-Jan-19 05:41:44 UTC from web-
@scribus Steal em
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Merry happy, RDN.
Monday, 24-Dec-18 22:09:57 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Welcome to RDN, where you still can’t post Potato Knishes, but you can guarantee your account deletion will be driven by good old 100% human spite
Tuesday, 04-Dec-18 10:34:45 UTC from web -
@ceruleanspark Thoughts on fallout 76?
Friday, 30-Nov-18 01:19:33 UTC from web-
@nerthos There are AI enemies, just no NPC humans. It's kind of a man vs. nature sort of thing in that every AI that you DO encounter is usually a wild animal (or a busted robot). There's the usual stuff, there are feral ghouls, super mutants, robots, deathclaws, mole rats, etc. etc., but then there's also some new ones. Scorched are ghouls that are in between feralism and still having some semblance of brain activity, so they don't communicate verbally but they can use guns. Mole Miners hang out in the coal mines and I THINK they're people that have gone mad? I'm not sure, the game's really ambiguous about what they actually are, and you can't see what's underneath their masks. Scorched Beasts are, uh, really buff dragons. The closest thing I've seen to an actual NPC is a supercomputer who reads poetry to you, and I want to put her AI into a synth body and marry her.
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@mrmattimation TFW you'll need to wait 150 years for your robowaifu
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@nerthos I am not saving my virtue for the wedding night.
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OK so like I was all balls deep into Sabrina as a kid, but yeah man I'm still up into my witches, grapees!
Saturday, 17-Nov-18 05:16:23 UTC from web-
@scribus What are your thoughts on Elphaba?
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After years of running this place, I thought I’d seen every way a Linux machine could collapse, but once again, my work has shown me another level of “how did this even happen”. I have a machine at work which is suddenly incapable of any function involving cryptography, including but not limited to: allowing SSH access and serving pages over HTTPS
Thursday, 15-Nov-18 23:35:44 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Is it maybe a hardware failure, like the specific dedicated core burned out on the machine?
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Wow that's a real blast from the past. Someone is once again, trying to break into my Minecraft account
Sunday, 11-Nov-18 00:09:35 UTC from web