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  1. I have a theory that Scootaloo was pushed right out of Discord's butthole during the 1800s and is incapable of aging.

    Friday, 02-Jan-15 23:54:44 UTC from web
  2. I have a theory that Princess Celestia is Scootaloo's mom but she's too ashamed to show it and was just like "screw you scootaloo" and then threw her out the castle window one day and she landed in Ponyville

    Friday, 02-Jan-15 23:59:56 UTC from web
  3. "The other day I saw two blind guys fighting. I yelled 'my money is on the one with the knife!' Both of them ran away"

    Thursday, 29-Oct-15 05:55:08 UTC from web
  4. Ha ha, anime is for dweebs and nerds *readjusts plushies on windowsill* *double-checks the Latias card in my wallet to make sure it hasn't bent* *neatly folds empty candy wrappers before throwing them away*

    Tuesday, 15-Dec-15 01:27:44 UTC from web
  5. avatar changed because I found a NEW lizard to love

    Saturday, 24-Oct-15 21:23:08 UTC from web
  6. Dude my roommate has seriously got a hoarding problem. He picked up six 55-gallon barrels just 'cuz. He has no idea what he wants to do with them, other than occupy space.

    However, I do believe I shall go with his suggestion to store my LARP gear in one. :-)

    Wednesday, 28-Oct-15 01:19:42 UTC from web
  7. http://pny.lv/v1ti @papyrus

    Sunday, 25-Oct-15 07:12:19 UTC from web
  8. I'm going to make a meatloaf and two breadloafs and eat it like a comically large hot dog

    Sunday, 25-Oct-15 20:41:46 UTC from web
  9. One word horror story: rebasing.

    Tuesday, 03-Nov-15 20:02:43 UTC from web
  10. We can't blame Starbucks for red cups. Solo shot first

    Wednesday, 11-Nov-15 22:41:12 UTC from web
  11. Is Skrillex a really ugly guy or a kind of ugly girl, I can't tell

    Tuesday, 03-Nov-15 22:28:09 UTC from web
  12. On the January 9, 2014 multiple news sources reported the first confirmed death by atomic wedgie. Brad Lee-Davis, a 33-year-old Oklahoma native, is alleged to have drunkenly fought with his stepfather 58-year-old Denver Lee-St. Clair. During the altercation Lee-Davis grabbed Lee-St. Clair's elastic waistband and underwear, pulled it over his head, and strangled him with the waistband. Oklahoma Medical Examiner spokeswoman Amy Elliott said the cause of death was asphyxiation and blunt force trauma.

    Monday, 02-Nov-15 06:49:06 UTC from web
  13. I dont play mystery dungeons because boys dont cry

    Friday, 13-Nov-15 00:42:01 UTC from web
  14. Queue is just Q followed by 4 silent letters

    Tuesday, 05-Jan-16 04:25:02 UTC from web
  15. Guys I have convincing evidence to suggest that @noelnarwhal likes to dress up as an orange cat and do cocaine with weird southern porn stars. Can anyone confirm?

    Thursday, 24-Dec-15 03:02:35 UTC from web
  16. I swear to god if I see one more thing other than people wearing pants I'm gonna stab something

    Wednesday, 06-Jan-16 05:31:41 UTC from web
  17. You know that feeling when someone radashes one of your old posts and you're just like "why did I say that?"

    Monday, 04-Jan-16 06:06:05 UTC from web
  18. really people

    Monday, 30-Mar-15 00:26:13 UTC from web
  19. My boss just googled "lesbians touch a man's mango" on a coworker's computer

    Wednesday, 13-Jan-16 22:30:48 UTC from web
  20. ...how long is Undertale? Is it beatable in one sitting?

    Wednesday, 13-Jan-16 19:12:06 UTC from web
  21. obscure linux doritos

    Wednesday, 13-Jan-16 04:49:39 UTC from web
  22. To end the day, the lead developer is describing the origin of his fursona to the rest of the dev team

    Wednesday, 13-Jan-16 00:31:50 UTC from web
  23. Back to working

    Tuesday, 12-Jan-16 19:23:12 UTC from web
    • We spun tops in the conference room for an hour and our boss was sitting there encouraging it. This is the dream job

      Tuesday, 12-Jan-16 19:22:04 UTC from web
    • Chipotle has the most convoluted order page I've ever used

      Tuesday, 12-Jan-16 16:36:54 UTC from web
      • http://pny.lv/04dg7 8:38 PM - Chirimiru(): why is pikachu smoking a bong

        Tuesday, 12-Jan-16 02:39:34 UTC from web
      • Also, the secretary there said "I went to community college" which honestly just makes me feel so much worse

        Tuesday, 12-Jan-16 02:03:18 UTC from web
      • I love the "you won't get far in life without a college education" meme

        Tuesday, 12-Jan-16 01:23:51 UTC from web
      • Metal Near, Metal Far, Metal Wherever you are

        Tuesday, 12-Jan-16 00:01:09 UTC from web