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  1. The latest Futurama season is... very meh. It's not downright bad but meh. The first episode was about blockchain and NFT. It feels more dated than any 90s Simpson episode (combined). The last one with the temp worker on the other hand was weirdly malicious and worked against the spirit of Futurama. Other than that not a bad episode when seen in a vacuum.

    about 8 months ago from web
  2. It looks like Perplexity has gotten better at math

    about 8 months ago from web
    • @scribus I just tried it. It failed to compute the integral of f(x)=x^3+(1/3)*x^2-(1/5)*x+3 between -420 and 69. Wolfram Alpha and Perplexity had the same and correct stem function but they differ hugely in the computed value.

      about 8 months ago in context
    • @adiwan Huh. Well, it helped me calculate giant crops in Stardew Valley better than it helped me with the odds in a 52-card deck, at least. So there's still more room to grow.

      about 8 months ago in context
  3. I think it's probably time to be honest about this: I have neither the time, nor the motivation to work on this place anymore. There's stuff going on in my personal life I'd rather not get into, so in short: I'm probably going to finally turn this place off in the next few months. If you're interested in taking ownership, let me know, but know that I'd only be comfortable handing it off to someone I know and trust, rather than any rando that shows up.

    about 8 months ago from web
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    • @ceruleanspark Thanks for all the memories, this site was a core part of my adolescence. Found it early in high school right as I was becoming my own self and still think fondly of it even if I haven't regularly used it in a decade. It's always been nice to pop in and see familiar names. If anyone wants to keep up post RDN my Steam and FB links are in my profile. I wish everyone the best in life!

      about 7 months ago in context
    • @ceruleanspark Thanks for all the hard work over the years. This was a fun place to hang out when I was but a friendless kiddo dealing with middle school angst- don't know how I could have stood it without. Hope all will be well; if not now, then in the future.

      about 6 months ago in context
    • @ceruleanspark Thanks for keeping it up for so long. I don't post often, but I check in now and then. Made all my first fedifriends over here and I'm thankful it has lasted this long. Gonna miss everypony.

      about 5 months ago in context
  4. Got myself a nice dark brown leather jacket at the flea market for 15€. Cannot complain for that price and basically pristine condition. That would be probably 5 times new in store. It has a high collar with an integrated scarf and it has a removable insert for extra warmth during Winter. I'm not a fan of the collar but it's not that bad not to wear. I have leather jackets for warmer weather already, so I can slowly retire my really old black felt Winter coat.

    about 8 months ago from web
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    • @adiwan And kilometers are 1.6 to the mile, but celcius is 9/5+32 and centimeters are 2.54 per inch, why can't there just be one conversion rate?! lol

      about 8 months ago in context
    • @scribus I'll invent my own measuring standard and my own temperature standard and my own money in order to make any other standard obsolete and make everyone struggle the same way.
      I'll also change the calendar to make every month 30 days long with an extra super short bonus 5-6-day long month at the end of the year for the Christmas holidays and the occasionally leap year day.
      The clock should also be divided into 10 hours (144 current minutes long) and 100 minutes (86.4 current seconds long).

      about 8 months ago in context
    • @adiwan Finally, we'll be able to convert money into temperature, and time into color or something!!

      about 8 months ago in context
  5. for the first time ever my store ran out of Diet Mountain Dew and apparently it’s because JD Vance claimed the left wanted to get rid of it and schizophrenic Facebook boomers just believed him?

    about 9 months ago from web
  6. Wow I didn't necessarily think that The Acolyte was worse than the Holiday Special, but I also haven't seen the Holiday Special and didn't see Acolyte past episode 2 https://youtu.be/CO4xVT-OksI

    about 9 months ago from web
    • @scribus I've seen both. The Holiday Special is objectively atrocious. It's a boring train wreck in a bizarre way only that time period could produce with the ferocity of a coked-up Carrie Fischer. Acolyte has problems and tends to sets more things up than to resolve and the resolution feels lacking. Nothing insultingly bad but just... wishing for more.

      about 9 months ago in context
  7. First victim a tomato fruit just fell after a very heavy rain. Still have lots.

    about 9 months ago from web
  8. Next time Trump is on stage he can ask the people to lend an ear.

    about 9 months ago from web
  9. Ah yes New York... It needs 1.6 million USD paid to McKinsey to determine that trash bins are effective. I could have done for half.

    about 9 months ago from web
  10. Be the TV news. Report on "priceless" baseball card theft. Roll footage of baseball cards, each and every one sporting a prominent PRICE TAG. Lack any sense of responsibility, irony, etc. Be the TV news.

    about 9 months ago from web
    • @scribus The lucky ones are who own priceless baseball cards so they can be cashed in for horrendous prices by selling them to the most gullible people on earth, next to NFT-bros and crypto-bros. Of course the reports are basically promoting more card theft because the cards have become more profitable and hyped.

      about 9 months ago in context
  11. I have 3 access points (same model) and they all died within a short time span, even the one that wasn't plugged in for over half a year. It's super strange.

    about 9 months ago from web
  12. Hahaha... If I had a decent and recent GPU I wouldn't sell. My PC is about 9 years old. At this point my PC would be in 3rd or 4th grade in Elementary School.

    about 10 months ago from web
  13. HELP. I bought more tomato seeds for next year. I bought "Ananas Noire", "Purple Sunrise", "Osu Blue" and some other. They look visually appealing. "Purple Sunrise" is dark pruple on top and yellow on the bottom. Wanna taste the sunrise.

    about 10 months ago from web
  14. Yay, I live practically in the geographic armpit of the two deadliest roads in my state

    about 10 months ago from web
  15. And today I found out that evidently English speakers once called pinecones pineapples and the name got moved to the fruit

    about 10 months ago from web
  16. Ananas-lime lemonade is not good. I like them both individually but combined it tastes very off.

    about 10 months ago from web
  17. just started watching my little pony this week. looking through all of the old forums is like looking through a museum of ancient artifacts (/j)
    all of the abandoned accounts, all of the creations made with such love, never to be updated on. it makes me wonder where they all are now.
    but you guys are still here sorta! what have you guys been doing? (keep it sfw please, im a minor)

    about 10 months ago from web
    • @grim People like new things. People get bored. People go on. People's lives change unexpectedly. The MLP G4 hype is over for a long time and the stories of Maretime Bay (G5?) don't grab as much attention. The media landscape has also changed as the general audience's taste. I've been in many forums that just fizzle out and essentially die due to inactivity. Sometimes there is a hard core of people that keep things going.
      I read the MLP comics and watch the new stuff. I have stopped engaging by seeking out discussions and creating fan art. I ain't time for that anymore.
      I'm here just to hang out and rant about my life.

      about 10 months ago in context
  18. I have now lost $250 due to one incompetent phlebotomist

    about 10 months ago from web
  19. helo skye

    about 10 months ago from web
  20. For example, look at the humble Cone: https://youtu.be/Mkn3PzdaByY?feature=shared

    about 10 months ago from web
    • @scribus I'm often stumped by the simple cross-section of a circle. Every time I saw off a thick branch or root I think that isn't that bad until I reach the middle, where it's suddenly harder to move material.

      about 10 months ago in context
  21. No matter how much earth I buy it gets used up faster than imagined. The earth of my raised beds settled and I wanted to top off.

    about 10 months ago from web
  22. Trump is gonna spend the whole debate calling Joe Biden mean nicknames like Sleepy Joe and everyone’s gonna think it’s really shocking and whatever and then Biden’s gonna call Trump a slur 40 minutes in and people aren’t gonna know what to do

    about 10 months ago from web
  23. Buddy of mine has a 30lb/13.6kilo alligator defrosting in the fridge rn, with plans to smoke it all day today. It's curled up tail-to-nose and takes half the fridge. He has yet to figure out how he's fitting it in the smoker.

    about 10 months ago from web
  24. I guess people like to complain. I watched all the "The Acolyte" episodes and I thought it was not bad. The show is about slowly revealing the truth of a story from different perspectives with misdirections that are confusing without more information. Some people are stuck in a narrow mindset of what they expect from Star Wars that cannot be achieved. I get it that mystery plots can be very frustrating but I think it's not warranted yet to completely lose one's papaya. So far "Book of Boba Fett" has done more wrong in three episodes than this.

    about 10 months ago from web
  25. Thinking of the viability of a D&D adventure about a ghost crab with the title: The crustacean apparition.

    about 10 months ago from web
  26. bro this site is dead there's only like 3 people

    about 11 months ago from web
  27. Hell, while we're on it - keep MY grandfather away from power, because he's dead and that sounds like necromancy. That's how you get a lich! Do you want a lich?! Is that what you want???

    about 11 months ago from web
  28. "Monsters at Work" season two is for all children above 0 years, however it's way too real for adults.

    about 11 months ago from web
  29. It finally happened. I got replaced in my job (english instruct9r at a kumon school) by the boss' 18 yo son

    about a year ago from web
  30. Adam Corolla's new series "Mr. Birchum" is the worst Family Guy clone not because of its right-wing politics, but because despite advertising itself as "the show the LEFT doesn't want you to see!!!!", and "too OFFENSIVE and ANTI-WOKE for mainstream television", the show itself is so tame and inoffensive that I'm left wondering if it was a retooled daytime Cartoon Network pitch that didn't get picked up or something

    about a year ago from web
    • @zeldatra Can it really be worse than Paradise PD on Netflix? I was instantly disgusted by Paradise PD. Also I never heard or Mr. Birchum. Just the name of the show sounds like a show about a family in a box standard suburb and Mr Birchum is the mostly clueless but well-meaning man with emotional and communication problems towards his family.

      about a year ago in context
    • @adiwan I laughed at like one joke in Paradise PD which is more than the zero in the two episodes of Mr. Birchum that you can currently watch (on Ben Shapiro’s website, which I TOTALLY paid for and DIDN’T find it somewhere else illegally). It’s about a wood shop teacher (apparently it’s a character Adam Corolla played in his standup sets back in the 90s?) who’s upset about “kids these days” and is constantly antagonized by a caricature of a 2012 Tumblr SJW. He’s a lot like Hank Hill, except that unlike Hank he doesn’t grow at the end of the episode because the show portrays his “kids these days” mindset as the correct mindset. The first episode has him conscripting his students to do unpaid labor in his house and the SJW character is portrayed as being in the wrong for trying to get him fired over it.

      about a year ago in context
    • @zeldatra WTF. Misuse of his authority... And that isn't bad!?!? Oof.

      about a year ago in context