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Bumper sticker: I'd Rather Be Playing Breath of the Wild
Wednesday, 05-Apr-17 21:17:01 UTC from web -
Go to work? Nah man I'm playing Zelda
Wednesday, 05-Apr-17 21:16:48 UTC from web -
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Real Name: YHWH / Yahweh
Current Alias: GodWednesday, 05-Apr-17 10:21:11 UTC from web -
RDN is brought to you today by Israeli Bedwetting Solutions Spammer.
Wednesday, 05-Apr-17 08:47:41 UTC from web-
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@thelastgherkin More like Dr. I Be Soggy
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@thelastgherkin Cordless devices? Doesn't that silly spammer know we prefer to use diapers around here? :P
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Digital Mobsters
Wednesday, 05-Apr-17 08:48:45 UTC from web -
If I'm just going about my day and you, someone I don't know, throws a water balloon at me, damn right I'm going to deck you in the cherrying skull
Tuesday, 04-Apr-17 22:30:26 UTC from web-
@tiffany You remind me of a time when someone tried to drive by water balloon a friend and I, and managed to instead throw a water balloon directly into their car stereo
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@ceruleanspark I'm glad I could instil such a perfect blessing into your brain
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Congratulations on solving gods alphabet puzzle
Tuesday, 04-Apr-17 18:50:06 UTC from web -
That's how you indicate you want this massage to include a happy ending
Tuesday, 04-Apr-17 18:40:33 UTC from web -
Also, while I'm thinking about it, has any character actually died during a Zelda game? Sure there are ghosts who have died prior, and the Uncle in ALttP looks dead but isn't, but I can't think of anyone dying during game events other than that one soldier in OoT's Castle Town alley.
Tuesday, 04-Apr-17 08:58:32 UTC from web-
And I guess Gregal from Minish Cap, if you don't save him. And Mikau dies onscreen.
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And the Deku Tree and Dampé. It's all coming back to me.
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Today I'm finally playing Breath of the Wild. If it's anything like my playing of Skyward Sword, there's gonna be a lot of stream of consciousness posts which I will happily hide behind a spoiler tag. So if you wake up and the front page is just "Post hidden", you'll know why and who.
Tuesday, 04-Apr-17 08:50:15 UTC from web -
Monday, 03-Apr-17 22:38:07 UTC from web -
This elevator is gonna be our coffin
Monday, 03-Apr-17 22:34:35 UTC from web -
I fixed the clock, so that probably broke everything else. At worst, it fixed federation.
Monday, 03-Apr-17 22:19:25 UTC from web -
BREAKING: Gibraltar calls EU a cuck http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/03/eu-will-not-give-way-gibraltar-diplomats-say-talk-war-dismissed/
Monday, 03-Apr-17 20:12:08 UTC from web -
“I’ll go out and find some more of that Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty, because that’s what this is all about Morty – that’s my one-armed man! I’m not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty, that was fake, I’m driven by finding that McNugget sauce. I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty, that’s my series arc, Morty, if it takes nine seasons, I want my McNugget dipping sauce Szechuan sauce, Morty, that’s what’s going to take us all the way to the end, Morty, nine more seasons Morty, nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce, for 97 more years, I want that McNugget sauce, Morty.”
Monday, 03-Apr-17 18:21:08 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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I'm just gonna leave this here. http://rainbowdash.net/url/857918
Monday, 03-Apr-17 02:06:04 UTC from web-
@stumpuswhumpus Is this madoka
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http://i.imgur.com/fJOhz4u.jpg so that's where he went.
Monday, 03-Apr-17 10:37:12 UTC from web -
i love happy endings http://rainbowdash.net/url/857920
Monday, 03-Apr-17 04:07:03 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Please change the human's mouth colour from blue as this makes me think about skeletonlingus
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Matty Bingus and the Skeletonlingus
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Nine seasons and a dipping sauce
Sunday, 02-Apr-17 18:03:13 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark 97 years rick and morty
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@tiffany The government and your father crossed me Morty, and I made them go away.
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@ceruleanspark nuggets
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Is a tomato the only fruit that is a ketchup?
Saturday, 01-Apr-17 12:03:53 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Not exactly. Corn is technically a multiple fruit, and a lot of popular ketchup brands contains syrup made from corn.
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Breaking news: Fox to produce new classic episodes of The Simpsons. "A vocal contingent of fans insists 'The Simpsons' went downhill after the eighth season," says James L. Brooks. "So we decided to just make more Season Eight episodes."
Saturday, 01-Apr-17 11:25:02 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Fake news, the showrunner is Al Jean
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@mrmattimation Brooks is still an executive producer and I claim my £5
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Breaking news: L is real 2401
Saturday, 01-Apr-17 09:57:36 UTC from web -
Breaking news: Donald Trumps holds special press conference; removes latex mask, reveals Andy Kaufman
Saturday, 01-Apr-17 09:55:41 UTC from web -
Breaking news: you're all furries
Saturday, 01-Apr-17 09:51:36 UTC from web -
SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY, AT THE EMPORIUM! Emerson, Lake & Palmer with Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young feat. Peter, Paul & Mary with special guest Earth, Wind & Fire!
Saturday, 01-Apr-17 02:16:57 UTC from web-
@scribus Produced by Stock Aitken Waterman
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That Supergirl/Flash musical was laaaaaaame
Friday, 31-Mar-17 20:57:52 UTC from web -
Tumblr presents Horse Friend! http://pny.lv/1fuhg
Friday, 31-Mar-17 15:33:54 UTC from web-
@adiwan I have two dead hoers. 27 days is my record. Is there an endgoal to it? I'm wondering if there's a really prolonged joke to it.
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@thelastgherkin I reached 31 days. I was extremely bored at that point and reversed the game and tried to kill as many horses as fast as I can. Three poop heaps were so far the max in my test. When the horse hatches it was dead before it can poop again.
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@adiwan Getting born into poop and then committing suicide is relateable
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I am confused by the top and bottom questions http://pny.lv/1fueg
Friday, 31-Mar-17 14:41:09 UTC from web -
Doctors hate me! Not for any reason really, that's just an observation
Friday, 31-Mar-17 14:39:26 UTC from web -
Have you ever wondered why fat parents have fat children, or why Chinese parents have Chinese children?
Friday, 31-Mar-17 12:33:47 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I find it awfully coincidental that my parents had me, their own son
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@thelastgherkin Or why furry parents had a son named MetalTao? :P
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