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Saturday, 11-Mar-17 19:51:32 UTC from web
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If I have one problem (pause for laughter) it's that I'm a big scaredy poopy pants but I love horror franchise Lore
Saturday, 11-Mar-17 12:08:38 UTC from web -
Do you ever feel like you have to vomit out Content just to exorcise it from your brain
Friday, 10-Mar-17 22:37:28 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I don't feel it but I do it anyway
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Remember back in the 90s when we had to be absurdly specific in our search criteria? I miss that.
Friday, 10-Mar-17 21:15:44 UTC from web -
Yeah thanks Google http://pny.lv/1eoo1
Friday, 10-Mar-17 21:14:51 UTC from web -
Good on Jack Monroe for taking all of Katie Hopkins's money. Bad on every newspaper report I've read not using Monroe's pronouns correctly.
Friday, 10-Mar-17 19:33:13 UTC from web -
Great minds thinkpiece alike
Friday, 10-Mar-17 16:27:27 UTC from web -
I maaaade thiiiiiiiiis
You're gonna be the one who plaaays thiiiiiiis http://pny.lv/1eo1d
Friday, 10-Mar-17 14:50:56 UTC from web- orungano repeated this.
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@thelastgherkin motherbanana this country
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@awl Today is your day http://pny.lv/1eo34
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@thelastgherkin You're lovely. This is my new Psybrid Theory.
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I saw more "When's International Men's Day" jokes than I did "Whe's International Men's Day" with sincerity and I gotta be honest they were both cherrying annoying
Friday, 10-Mar-17 09:58:38 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin All the people don't know how to use search engines and Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Men%27s_Day
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I heard Jeff Goldblum wandered onto the Thor set dressed like this and they had to rewrite the movie around his ramblings because they wanted to use the footage http://pny.lv/1elyx
Thursday, 09-Mar-17 22:21:20 UTC from web -
Did anyone ever find the porn Matt drew
Thursday, 09-Mar-17 22:16:58 UTC from web-
@tiffany I misread "budge" as "bulge"
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@thelastgherkin Speaking as the man who sold his house for $100 pornography, that's pretty gross
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@thelastgherkin You'll never find it motherkiwier, I PMed it to the client
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Wow I forgot the Ratchet and Clank movie even happened
Thursday, 09-Mar-17 21:49:15 UTC from web -
I was not expecting to be in Agents of SHIELD.
Thursday, 09-Mar-17 20:49:42 UTC from web -
People who display their kinks in public spaces around children are people who deserve a swift kick to the mouth
Thursday, 09-Mar-17 20:24:41 UTC from web-
@tiffany What if my kink is a swift kick to the mouth surrounded by children
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@thelastgherkin I'm kick shaming
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I dreamed the toilet was full of curry and I had to keep disassembling the toilet why was it in the tank why was it in the cistern why was the toilet full of curry why why why
Thursday, 09-Mar-17 08:32:17 UTC from web -
I'm here for this http://pny.lv/1ei78
Wednesday, 08-Mar-17 10:45:50 UTC from web -
We need all hands on deck if we're gonna get to regionals.
Wednesday, 08-Mar-17 09:18:07 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin *grabs zodiac deck*
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Does anyone know where I can watch Everyone Loves Raymond in the original Japanese
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 22:33:00 UTC from web -
So blocking is still a set-in-stone thing with our current iteration on this site and I forgot about that and blocked @tiffany as a joke. I bananaed up and I'd like much to have that remedied.
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 21:27:53 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin thank you
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@awl All I did was inform the big cheese.
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@thelastgherkin i fail to see how going to Glouchestershire has anything to do with this but hey
takeshitakenji likes this.
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"The couple celebrated their fifth wedding anniversary this month" Yo you're only supposed to have one a year, not five per month
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 21:14:49 UTC from web -
smugloli is like 95% neo-nazis how come my post advocating white supremacy didn't immediately get faved by everyone there
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 20:38:50 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Holy Potato Knishes is that what they're network's named? I just got that
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Eh? Eh??
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 17:23:42 UTC from web -
Oh, no wonder my contact lenses are so expensive. My new eye doctor is in the EXPENSIVE HIPSTER DISCTRICT
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 15:12:54 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Hipster district? Never heard of it.
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Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 15:52:04 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin To be fair I went out of my way to watch that one
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@thelastgherkin I wouldn't watch that. The episode was a spectacular mess. Spectacular on the one hand but in the long run the mess would stifle heavily any enjoyment.
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Wallspin except it's the exact opposite http://pny.lv/1egej
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 15:33:08 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin You have the gift
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Today is gonna be the day that the day is gonna be the day
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 13:39:08 UTC from web-
orungano likes this.
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@thelastgherkin nice
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Good epitaph idea: Tony Hawk's underground
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 12:00:06 UTC from web -
I dreamed the Wachowskis grew beards to make the press stutter and apologise about stuff
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 10:13:26 UTC from web- lambadalambda likes this.
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My Secret Agent Noel Coward high concept finally has a villain: Nazi Agent Coco Chanel
Monday, 06-Mar-17 22:38:42 UTC from web -
Why did I block any of these http://pny.lv/1eek1
Monday, 06-Mar-17 22:27:50 UTC from web
