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Which will the public see first: Donald Trump's tax returns, or Matt's Undertale porn?
Wednesday, 22-Mar-17 22:52:17 UTC from web -
I needed a mnemonic device at work today and the acronym I came up with was #swass. I am going to pierce my eyes
Wednesday, 22-Mar-17 22:41:21 UTC from web -
Sonic & Uncles
Wednesday, 22-Mar-17 09:52:17 UTC from web -
If you think about it, Yu-Gi-Oh is just Mummies Alive with card games
Tuesday, 21-Mar-17 20:59:27 UTC from web -
Tuesday, 21-Mar-17 20:04:25 UTC from web
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Tuesday, 21-Mar-17 18:56:09 UTC from web
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I had completely forgotten Weird Al was in My Little Pony
Monday, 20-Mar-17 11:50:13 UTC from web- internetturtle likes this.
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@thelastgherkin Oh, wow. The word filter does not like the last name of the guy who played James Tiberius Kirk originally
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@critialcloudkicker Ohhhh. Chris Pine
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@thelastgherkin Whodat ?
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Homura we're in Undertale
Tuesday, 21-Mar-17 09:45:08 UTC from web -
Sometimes you get the bar and sometimes the bear gets you.
Tuesday, 21-Mar-17 09:38:08 UTC from web -
It's Bunt
Monday, 20-Mar-17 22:27:55 UTC from web -
My videos are for ages of audience
Monday, 20-Mar-17 10:31:28 UTC from web -
I'm pretty confused about the chronology here. Did You apologise the same day as You said You were angry? http://pny.lv/1f7ch
Sunday, 19-Mar-17 21:52:22 UTC from web -
Is a bearded weirdo a beirdo
Saturday, 18-Mar-17 20:43:37 UTC from web-
@awl In England we call them Weirdy Beardies
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@awl Ask @sadcurmudgeon .
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@thelastgherkin weird
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Hot take: the first two Harry Potter movies are better than any of the other Harry Potter movies
Friday, 17-Mar-17 15:30:24 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin ironically, the director of those movies would go on to direct Pixels
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@thelastgherkin If you're not careful you'll incite the wrath of a thousand tumblr gifs
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@mrmattimation I can't believe this
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You can tell Spyro: Year of the Dragon came out in 2000 from all the skateboarding levels
Friday, 17-Mar-17 12:29:08 UTC from web -
In my dream I was a Midsummer Murders-type detective trying to solve a murder in like a craft store or chintzy shop. None of my suspects were being co-operative so someone lit a fire so everybody had to evacuate and it turned out all the suspects were vampires and incinerated in the sunlight. That case solved itself
Friday, 17-Mar-17 11:02:15 UTC from web -
two sex bots liked my (hilarious) tweet and they both have the same profile pic but one is flipped horizontally
Friday, 17-Mar-17 10:54:20 UTC from web-
@tiffany Are you one of them?
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@takePotato Knishesakenji wanna find out? ; ) #batcave #hotdickings
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Dat dat daddladdle at dat circus dat dat daddleaddle at dat afro
Friday, 17-Mar-17 10:40:16 UTC from web -
The Sailor Moon landing was fake
Thursday, 16-Mar-17 17:09:01 UTC from web- takeshitakenji, lambadalambda and clacke like this.
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@thelastgherkin It would be awkward if two men landed there.
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@adiwan That's one small step in the name of the moon, one giant leap for punishing you
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Rigging CG models for LEGO minifigures must be like, 90% copy and paste
Thursday, 16-Mar-17 21:30:44 UTC from web -
This kind of thing is why I stopped using Facebook http://pny.lv/1f0ij
Thursday, 16-Mar-17 13:33:01 UTC from web -
It's my day off. Time to watch Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead.
Thursday, 16-Mar-17 09:55:05 UTC from web -
This guy's fiancée looks a lot like Optimus Prime http://pny.lv/1ezco
Wednesday, 15-Mar-17 22:09:11 UTC from web- sonyam likes this.
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@thelastgherkin are you jealous
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Hey @tiffany how is having your own wiki working out for you
Tuesday, 14-Mar-17 20:23:33 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I haven't done anything with it for a while but aside from struggling with infoboxes because the coding is outdated it was pretty perfect
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Too many harpsichords today
Monday, 13-Mar-17 19:36:53 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin No such thing.
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@takekiwiakenji @thelastgherkin Pretty sure they're real.
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@takeFrankerZakenji No! Not like this! http://pny.lv/1euoa
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This "John Tron" guy looks like an adult Steven Universe
Sunday, 12-Mar-17 19:31:41 UTC from web -
(record scratch)
(freeze frame)
Yes, that is one. One's probably wondering how one ended up in this situation... http://pny.lv/1es6y
Sunday, 12-Mar-17 18:56:03 UTC from web -
Today's mood: that Home Improvement outtake where Tim Taylor (Tim Allen) is arguing with a talking Buzz Lightyear toy (Tim Allen)
Sunday, 12-Mar-17 09:45:35 UTC from web -
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Are the "people" who were mad at Ghostbusters because of ladies also mad at the new The Smurfs: The Lost Village (populated only by female smurves)?
Saturday, 11-Mar-17 20:25:47 UTC from web- Matt repeated this.
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@thelastgherkin I feel like you've demonstrated more pathos for the Smurfs franchise in three posts than anyone else has had in 50 years
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@tiffany That's exactly what the answer to that Smurf personality test said
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@thelastgherkin ...Smurfsonality test
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Spongebath Squarepants
Saturday, 11-Mar-17 20:14:01 UTC from web
