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  1. Still haven't heard back from Disney about that totally legal shirt I was selling--RedBubble is telling me if I don't hear back from them in ten days, I can put the shirt back up.

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  2. you can call me Antdolf Hitler because I just ethnically cleansed a whole colony of ants

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    • Live fast, die young, bad girls go to bed without supper

      about 6 hours ago from web
      • Bad Girls by MIA but they get grounded for being so bad

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        • My Spotify premium account ran out for 10 minutes and Christ I forgot how belligerent these ads are

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        • If you put the writing aside, though, visually the cutscenes are PHENOMINAL. And I’m not talking about the “graphics” or whatever. They’re well-directed AND the mocap actors are really good physical actors.

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          • It’s a fun game, which is more than I can say about Tomb Raider, but the writing suffers from some major problems. It’s unfocused. Lara’s motivations are nonsensical. Plot elements are dropped randomly and picked back up later on randomly. Lara has no room to develop as a character because the conflict of the game is just “me good, them evil”.

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            • Jonah is the only supporting character from the first game to appear again, so far. Sam doesn’t even get MENTIONED, making it seem like Lara has no object permanence. It’s super jarring given how hellbent Lara was on saving her before.

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              • Also, if the next game is supposed to continue the story of RotTR, then the first game really stands out in an awkward way. The first game is so divorced from its sequel that it almost feels unnecessary

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                • Finally getting around to playing Rise of the Tomb Raider. It’s a really big improvement over its predecessor, but Lara Croft can only talk about her bananaty father so many times before I stop caring. TR was supposed to be the origin story, why am I getting MORE origin story??

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                  • dunno why people are complaining about how much money the royal wedding cost, it probably GENERATED more money with the tourism boost

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                  • i watched the new boku no hero episode with my imouto's friends and i think that is as intimate i ever got with a girl *thinking emoji*

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                  • Hyundai, on the other hand, lasts six months

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                    • Boy, this beat up 20 year old pickup sure is falling apart.

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                    • so i’ve been taking birth control pills but somehow my girlfriend got pregnant anyway. Am I doing something wrong????

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                      • I've ordered a 3D printer. Useless knickknacks incoming!

                        about 3 days ago from web
                        • https://78.media.tumblr.com/0ef57596c6a78e746e470b1fc2a0f4a1/tumblr_p7sj8zfrRV1wcb9cho1_1280.jpg

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                          • !art drawing a thingy i thought would be cute http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/872003

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                          • You would think if a “good guy with a gun” was gonna be anywhere, it would be Texas, right?

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                          • Coca Cola looks FrankerZin nasty if you take the label off, marketing is 100% of everything

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                            • Oh man if David Silverman sees Than-D’oh I’m gonna flip

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                              • I was able to sell exactly one (1) Homer-Thanos shirt before Disney took it down. Thaaaaanks, Disney.

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                              • I spent today 1 hour in a traffic jam. It was threefold: one at the start of the drive, one towards the end, and then at the super market in the cash register queue.

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                                • Just got a call from school. They don’t have any open living space left in the apartment-style dorms... then why did you let me put down a $250 deposit for one??

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                                • Why you little... http://rainbowdash.net/url/872000 !art

                                  about 5 days ago from web
                                • well i got an art piece to post but it's apparently too big for the site

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                                  • I try to respond to most of the things this administration does with humor but I’m getting so sick of it.

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                                    • . http://rainbowdash.net/url/871999

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                                      • i am working on such a ridiculous t-shirt design you have no idea

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                                      • Why isn't there a film of a giant donkey destroying large cities and fighting a even so giant ape called Donkey vs Kong?

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