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  1. Pretty good argument for term limits in Congress: there’s a disturbing amount of Senators who can now say they were the jurors at two separate impeachment trials.

    about 8 hours ago from web
    • @mrmattimation I do feel such a split over term limits. On the one hand, damn re-election, do your job! On the other, I'd hate to see the effects of the loss of the "elder statesperson." So, I usually feel like limits in certain, very key positions (DEFINITELY president!) are just about mandatory, but in others... I just don't know.

      about 8 hours ago in context
    • @scribus I mean the “elder statespeople” are all working to cover up crimes committed by the White House so do we really need them

      about 4 hours ago in context
  2. i am officially declaring Joe Biden the 2020 underdog on account of how far the media seems to be going to “overcorrect” polling after 2016. Trump has somewhere between an 80 and 100% chance of re-election, if the media is to be believed.

    about 11 hours ago from web
  3. /joker-laughs until November

    about 11 hours ago from web
    • Is there a strategy game out there that basically puts you in the shoes of a politician? Like you have to get support from factions and deal with oppositions and run a government and whatnot? That sounds like something I could play for years

      about 11 hours ago from web
    • time to deny the american people the right to vote

      about 15 hours ago from web
    • None of Delta Co's Nation States advisors ever suggest any good ideas

      about 16 hours ago from web
      • "Trump declares that the hearing proves the whole investigation was a WITCH HUNT! Congressional Democrats say it proves that it is IMPEACHMENT TIME, BABY. Bears continue to poop in the woods." Dave Barry, on 2019. https://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article238523668.html

        about 17 hours ago from web
        • Damn, Sage and Savant dropped a musical act due to a difference of sociopolitical opinion. It's a decision I agree with, but still - it wasn't a thing I imagine anyone actually wanted. Not naming names, but they do share an initialism with Irritable Bowel Syndrome which just amuses the permanent child in me.

          about 2 days ago from web
        • Ah, yes, taxes are coming up. What are we gonna do on the bed, Uncle Sam?

          about 3 days ago from web
        • Bought a rice cooker. Finally well-cooked rice. Just 20 bucks to solve my rice woes. I hate cooking rice in a regular pot because it is hard to get it right there.

          about 3 days ago from web
        • It's double-funny because of those decapitated angel/Baby Yoda cookies

          about 4 days ago from web
          • Headless Baby Yoda due to 3d printer mishap (clogged nozzle). http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/875419

            about 5 days ago from web
          • My own personal Mandela Effect is that I thought the N64 was code-named Dolphin, and the Triforce were color-coded RGB. (That was the grapepost I was after, thanks for waiting)

            about 5 days ago from web
          • Oh, yeah... Still lost it. Ate a lot of cheese and crackers, tho

            about 5 days ago from web
            • And I actually did come here to say something equally inane, but... not that.

              about 6 days ago from web
              • Nah, but for real, this whole deal feels unreal....

                about 6 days ago from web
                • damn can’t believe 53 Senators just committed perjury right just now

                  about 6 days ago from web
                • Space Force is actually happening? Space Force is actually gorram happening!? I always wanted to live in a cartoon, but not this one!!

                  about 7 days ago from web
                • pretty sure I just kicked Pony out of my store

                  about 7 days ago from web
                • How often does someone recommend a movie from twenty years ago, and it's an Academy Award winner?

                  about 7 days ago from web
                  • Monorail~! . . . D'oh!

                    about 8 days ago from web
                    • Kittens are softer in the Rogue Nation of Delta Co! https://www.nationstates.net/nation=delta_co

                      about 10 days ago from web
                      • started playing NationStates to pass the time and my country became a third world country within minutes, do not ever elect me to any office

                        about 11 days ago from web
                      • Man these cats are not happy

                        about 11 days ago from web
                        • I'm actually surprised I got away with it for as long as I did

                          about 12 days ago from web
                          • Turning in my 30 day notice at my apartment caused them to tell me to stop feeding the cats

                            about 12 days ago from web
                          • Just learned a friend has brain cancer. Ngl, that’s kind of a huge bummer

                            about 14 days ago from web
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                            • @mrmattimation that's so horrible, condolences to them and you

                              about 13 days ago in context
                            • @tiff @scribus thanks, admittedly I don’t 100% know what’s going to happen, it’s a friend I know through work and I found out about it through an announcement that was made to the management team about it. I don’t know how serious it is, if it’s treatable, etc. etc. Maybe I’m overreacting. Maybe this ends up being nothing after a round of chemo and a surgery. I hope that’s the case but I know almost nothing about it and I’m supposed to be pretend everything’s normal.

                              about 13 days ago in context
                            • @mrmattimation i don't think there's any one (or really any at all) appropriate emotional response to something like that. even if the odds are favourable it puts the transience of those you care about into harrowing perspective

                              about 12 days ago in context
                          • Ugh. Awoken even earlier than intended by a neighbor dog that's never actually tended to. 5 AM and I'm chasing a Chihuahua with my foam sword.

                            about 14 days ago from web
                          • Damn man Australia looks like the "Terminator 2" nuke dream scene https://time.com/longform/australia-bushfires-photos/ :(

                            about 15 days ago from web
                          • what are the Vegas odds on Trump losing the election BUT telling people he didn’t on twitter and people just kinda accept that as fact without looking into it

                            about 18 days ago from web