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I'm now in bed. Somepony read me a bed time story.
Tuesday, 13-Sep-11 21:47:36 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Once upon a time there was an ugly dragon. He was soooo ugly that everypony died. The End.
Tuesday, 13-Sep-11 21:48:09 UTC from web-
@gangstashy SPOILERS FOR SEASON 2
Tuesday, 13-Sep-11 21:49:04 UTC from web-
Tuesday, 13-Sep-11 21:51:36 UTC from web
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@ceruleanspark Once upon a time there was a giraffe...
Tuesday, 13-Sep-11 21:48:59 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin That doesn't make me sleepy at all!
Tuesday, 13-Sep-11 21:50:21 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark OHHHHH I think I am on the wrong kind of bed time story. You know, the... stimulating kind.
Tuesday, 13-Sep-11 21:52:12 UTC from web -
@ceruleanspark Once upon a time there was a giraffe. She was a very sad giraffe, because life in Giraffeland isn't very nice for the ladies. While all the giraffe men were out partying and hugging each other in unusual ways, the giraffe women had to stay inside and cook and clean and be hugged - and the giraffe men hugging the giraffe women only happened about 9% of the time. So the sad giraffe sighed and said to herself, "Screw this. I don't have to deal with this sexist, male-dominated society." So she kicked her ex-husband in the face and went out to live like a nomad, vowing to give only the best of hugs to as many cute girls as she could! It was surprisingly erotic?
Tuesday, 13-Sep-11 22:12:23 UTC from web
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@ceruleanspark Once upon a time... *turns a few pages* and that's how Equestria was made. The End, night night
Tuesday, 13-Sep-11 21:49:45 UTC from web -
@greydragon412 Anytime brohansen.
Tuesday, 13-Sep-11 21:51:52 UTC from web -
@ceruleanspark Once upon a time in the magical land of Equestria, there was a young foal named Cerulean Spark. It was his first day at school, and he was VERY scared... He came in late, and all the other ponies stared at him. He was so embarassed. He looked around for a place to sit, and noticed that all the seats at the back of the class were empty. Wanting to be behind the mocking gazes of the unfamiliar foals... he chose a seat in the very back row. It was only then that he noticed that he WASN'T alone, at the back. There was another unicorn... and she looked sad... (would you like me to continue, Cerulean?)
Tuesday, 13-Sep-11 21:52:58 UTC from web-
@pawnheart Yesh please! *sits up in bed*
Tuesday, 13-Sep-11 21:54:02 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark (Then I'll continue...) The lesson was long... and the teacher wasn't very interesting. Cerulean's attention was drawn to the unicorn, mostly. She was pale blue, with a dark blue mane. She seemed to be using her horn to move a pencil slowly back and forth on her desk... and little else. He had never known anypony his age who could do things like that. After a while, she noticed Cerulean staring, turned to him, but then just as quickly turned away in an embarrassed shrug. Cerulean didn't feel confident enough to speak to her, so they sat in silence for the whole lesson. The rest of the day passed the same way... Cerulean would cast his eyes around at the other pupils at the start of the lesson, but then head decisively to the back of the class. In the same lonely seat, at the back, was always the sad Blue unicorn filly. At first break time, Cerulean decided he wanted to speak to her... and he was going to, if it took all day...
Tuesday, 13-Sep-11 22:01:14 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Who is the blue unicorn filly (duh)?Will young Cerulean speak to her? Will he have a good first day after all? We shall leave that for another night... sleep well...
Tuesday, 13-Sep-11 22:04:36 UTC from web
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@rotation Ha! Was desperately trying to find an embeddable version of the Screwattack take on that story... I had expected it now for years.
Tuesday, 13-Sep-11 22:09:47 UTC from web
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