Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Sep-11 22:12:23 UTC
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@ceruleanspark Once upon a time there was a giraffe. She was a very sad giraffe, because life in Giraffeland isn't very nice for the ladies. While all the giraffe men were out partying and hugging each other in unusual ways, the giraffe women had to stay inside and cook and clean and be hugged - and the giraffe men hugging the giraffe women only happened about 9% of the time. So the sad giraffe sighed and said to herself, "Screw this. I don't have to deal with this sexist, male-dominated society." So she kicked her ex-husband in the face and went out to live like a nomad, vowing to give only the best of hugs to as many cute girls as she could! It was surprisingly erotic?
