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  1. Could everyone do me a favour and post a dash with the word "Buddy" in it? I'm trying to figure out if someone is a robot.

    Friday, 17-Feb-12 16:04:21 UTC from web
    1. @princesscadence Untargeted. The robot doesn't seem to listen to @replies

      Friday, 17-Feb-12 16:05:40 UTC from web
    2. @ceruleanspark He's not a robot.

      Friday, 17-Feb-12 16:05:46 UTC from web
      1. @thelastgherkin We'll see

        Friday, 17-Feb-12 16:06:23 UTC from web
    3. @ceruleanspark Someone say UNBRIDLED TROLL RAGE?

      Friday, 17-Feb-12 16:05:48 UTC from StatusNet Android
      1. @carcino Alright, here: me. I hope synonyms count.

        Friday, 17-Feb-12 16:07:27 UTC from web
        1. @the20percent They don't.

          Friday, 17-Feb-12 16:12:00 UTC from StatusNet Android
          1. @carcino they do now.

            Friday, 17-Feb-12 16:12:26 UTC from web
            1. @the20percent Lying to me is a mistake.

              Friday, 17-Feb-12 16:14:09 UTC from StatusNet Android
              1. @carcino not a lie

                Friday, 17-Feb-12 16:14:38 UTC from web
                1. @the20percent Liar.

                  Friday, 17-Feb-12 16:18:21 UTC from StatusNet Android
                  1. @carcino don't make me divide you by zero... I said synonyms count. My word is law. You are subject. Deal with it.

                    Friday, 17-Feb-12 16:19:33 UTC from web
                    1. @the20percent You can't divide by zero. I serve no one, not the Lin Kuei and not you. GTFO back to /b/. >implying

                      Friday, 17-Feb-12 16:23:29 UTC from StatusNet Android
                      1. @carcino Any questions? http://ur1.ca/87zhl

                        Friday, 17-Feb-12 16:31:32 UTC from web
                        1. @the20percent No solution, Amy questions?

                          Friday, 17-Feb-12 16:34:00 UTC from StatusNet Android
                          1. @carcino Several actually: 1. I like pie. 2. Wrong. Its Just Chuck Testa. 3. Theoretical trolling does allow it, as I just made an undefined number of trolls. (Algebra & Arithmetic). 4. Statements > questions. 5. Any questions?

                            Friday, 17-Feb-12 16:37:16 UTC from web
                            1. @the20percent 1. Not a question. 2. Not relevant. 3. Only when I agree to the theory. 4 >implying 5. No.

                              Friday, 17-Feb-12 16:38:57 UTC from StatusNet Android
                              1. @carcino 1. Statements > Questions. 2. does anyone actually care? No? Good. 3. your troll logic is invalidated by the fact that I divided you into an undefined number of trolls, and here's the important part: each troll has zero troll. Only people with <0 troll in them can use troll logic, and disregard arguments. 4. idc 5. good

                                Friday, 17-Feb-12 16:42:51 UTC from web
                                1. @the20percent rather, >0

                                  Friday, 17-Feb-12 16:43:26 UTC from web
                                2. @the20percent 1-3. You are assuming I'm playing by your rules.

                                  Friday, 17-Feb-12 16:43:47 UTC from StatusNet Android
                                  1. @carcino acutally, universal laws of mathematics, physics, and trolling. Only exception would be pinkie pie.

                                    Friday, 17-Feb-12 16:45:13 UTC from web
                                    1. @the20percent I do not adhere to the universal rules. Nor fluffy pink ponies.

                                      Friday, 17-Feb-12 16:47:06 UTC from StatusNet Android
                                      1. @carcino http://ur1.ca/87zs8

                                        Friday, 17-Feb-12 16:47:57 UTC from web
                                        1. @firestormdangerdash Thanks for that I guess.

                                          Friday, 17-Feb-12 16:49:35 UTC from StatusNet Android
                                      2. @carcino You do. Otherwise, you would be creating matter, creating finite trolls from undefined quantities, and breaking the 4th wall. If you can create matter, pics or it didn't happen. Go back to /b/, nice try though

                                        Friday, 17-Feb-12 16:49:30 UTC from web
                                        1. @the20percent If I had the ability to create matter why would I share it with anyone?

                                          Friday, 17-Feb-12 16:50:26 UTC from StatusNet Android
                                          1. @carcino to win the troll, as without it, you lost.

                                            Friday, 17-Feb-12 16:51:20 UTC from web
                                            1. @the20percent The only winning move is not to play.

                                              Friday, 17-Feb-12 16:53:03 UTC from web
                                              1. @thelastgherkin only applies to Joshua, multimillion dollar computers, teen hackers, NORAD, and Tic Tac Toe (along with nuclear war).

                                                Friday, 17-Feb-12 16:54:09 UTC from web
                                            2. @the20percent Perhaps I am trolling by not sharing the only ability that separates the norm from being god?

                                              Friday, 17-Feb-12 16:53:49 UTC from StatusNet Android
                                              1. @carcino then it'd be a rather weak troll, as you aren't applying to the modified rules of the internet. Pics or it didn't happen.

                                                Friday, 17-Feb-12 16:55:25 UTC from web
                                                1. @the20percent I prefer not to share my all knowing and all created powers.

                                                  Friday, 17-Feb-12 16:58:57 UTC from StatusNet Android
                                                  1. @carcino then I hereby pronounce to the internets: According to the modified rules of the internets, you lost the argument, and you can now divide by zero!

                                                    Friday, 17-Feb-12 17:00:01 UTC from web
                                                    1. @the20percent I can create and destroy matter.

                                                      Friday, 17-Feb-12 17:00:48 UTC from StatusNet Android
                                                      1. @carcino pics or it didn't happen.otherwise you lost.

                                                        Friday, 17-Feb-12 17:01:35 UTC from web
                                                        1. @the20percent I destroyed the ability to do such a thing.

                                                          Friday, 17-Feb-12 17:08:35 UTC from StatusNet Android
                                                          1. @carcino kinda figured you lost the ability to win

                                                            Friday, 17-Feb-12 17:09:07 UTC from web
                                                            1. @the20percent I destroyed anyone's ability to win.

                                                              Friday, 17-Feb-12 17:12:24 UTC from StatusNet Android
                                                              1. @carcino Nope. Just Chuck Testa's, and your own.

                                                                Friday, 17-Feb-12 17:13:36 UTC from web
                                                                1. @the20percent Chuck Testa no longer exists.

                                                                  Friday, 17-Feb-12 17:17:04 UTC from StatusNet Android
    4. @ceruleanspark Hay there buddy. :3

      Friday, 17-Feb-12 16:06:03 UTC from StatusNet iPhone