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I wonder why Lyra keeps staring at me?
Sunday, 19-Feb-12 03:48:18 UTC from web-
RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) likes this.
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@scootnukem She isn't staring at you. She's staring at the seams on your inflatable "muscles".
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@redenchilada What seams? Inflatable muscles wouldn't make you any stronger, little filly.
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@scootnukem >implying you have any strength to speak of
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@redenchilada I know I'm strong - do you have any proof to the contrary?
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@scootnukem Nice muscles scoot, what's next, star in a crappy video game called Scoot Nukem?
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@scootnukem Do you have any proof you _are_?
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@princesshugs Scoot Nukem Four Evers
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@redenchilada Behold the classical logical fallacy - Burden of Proof. I have to say, Twilight's suggestion of reading the books as I bench-pressed them sure has come in handy.
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@scootnukem You bench-press books? What, too weak to use actual weights?
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@princesshugs Crappy? I wouldn't star in anything less than a super-ultra-extreme-awesomazing video game.
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@scootnukem The one that everyone bought and took a dump on it on the toilet?
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@redenchilada Have you seen the size of Twilight's library? Borrowing library books is cheap and convenient.
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@scootnukem Library books won't make you strong. Just well-read.
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@redenchilada An average-sized tome weighs about 1kg. Get thirty of them and you have a light morning workout.
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@scootnukem Pff. That's nothing.
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@redenchilada Like I said, a light morning workout, probably before breakfast.
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@scootnukem "Light" workouts are for weaklings.
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@redenchilada If not wanting to pull something when I go boulder crushing makes me a "weakling" in your eyes, you have some issues that you might need to talk out.
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@scootnukem Words of a weakling.
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@redenchilada I'm mare enough to take manure from somepony - are you, little filly?
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@scootnukem I haven't seen you give any yet. Surprise me, chicken.
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@redenchilada I'll tear off your head and scoot down your neck, filly.
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@princesshugs I don't think anypony has made Scoot Nukem Forever - you must be confused.
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@scootnukem Ooh, a violent threat. I'm shaking in my iron cleats. Try using a quote from this century.
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@redenchilada Come get some - how about "Sit down and shut up?"
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@scootnukem Please. You're not even trying to be funny any more.
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@redenchilada Scoot Nukem aims to please, little filly. You asked for a quote from this century and I delivered. Are we done here?
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@scootnukem You were saying something about my ability to take smack talk. Where's the smack talk?
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@redenchilada Oh, I see. Well, like I said, Scoot Nukem is mare enough to take manure - never said I could dish it out, nor that I was necessarily inclined too. It's been fun playing with you, little filly - I do enjoy a bit of manly banter, but this has ceased being entertaining.
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@scootnukem I dunno. I'm still laughing over here. Have fun with whatever you do when you're not on here, then.
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@redenchilada Hahahah! I stand by what I said before, you are a funny little filly. We should play again some time.
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@scootnukem I always enjoy having you around!
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@redenchilada Same.
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