1. Quick question *since everyone here is so helpfull when i ask these.* Is it bad when i can actually Say out loud to friends that are in close proximity that i would kill them for 5$ and mean it? Im curious.

    Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:34:48 UTC from web
    1. @jimmyrustler You should move here. I may have uses for you.

      Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:39:55 UTC from web
      1. @flaxx Well thats encouraging

        Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:40:36 UTC from web
        1. @jimmyrustler Seriously, though, you would kill your friends for money?

          Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:42:10 UTC from web
          1. @flaxx mangekyu shanringan? (yeah a naruto refrence...)

            Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:42:58 UTC from web
            1. @gpupraxis I have never seen or read anything related to Naruto whatsoever.

              Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:44:43 UTC from web
              1. @flaxx i read it until i realized that its just too long and has to die as a series

                Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:45:23 UTC from web
          2. @flaxx How bout i go shank your mangoes with this first. then we'll talk.

            Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:45:51 UTC from web
            1. @jimmyrustler How about I stay the heck away from you.

              Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:47:10 UTC from web
              1. @flaxx No no we gotta do buisness. Im a fair buisness man. Whats your initial offer?

                Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:48:11 UTC from web
                1. @jimmyrustler My initial offer is me staying away from people who pull out knives randomly.

                  Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:49:03 UTC from web
                  1. @flaxx Oh dont worry i was just demonstraiting my sincerity. Now the blade shouldnt be pointed at you more than likely. That is unless your the target.

                    Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:50:08 UTC from web
                    1. @jimmyrustler Hiring an assassin to kill me sounds like a splendid idea!

                      Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:52:19 UTC from web
                      1. @flaxx Well if you need someone else done then just tell me where to go. The best way to kill someone is to get someone to do it that is A) in a completely different country and b) has no personal ties

                        Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:53:52 UTC from web
                        1. @jimmyrustler I think I'm just gonna go ahead and stop this conversation right here.

                          Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:54:45 UTC from web
                          1. @flaxx Alright your call. So how's the cheeze over their in sweeden?

                            Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:56:32 UTC from web
                            1. @jimmyrustler Difficult to say since I haven't really eaten cheese in other countries. And I'm not even much of a fan of cheese. Most of it tastes yucky.

                              Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:57:47 UTC from web
                              1. @flaxx agreed

                                Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:58:50 UTC from web
                                1. @gpupraxis Someone else on the internet who doesn't like cheese? O:

                                  Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:59:22 UTC from web
                                  1. @flaxx yeah i just can't. im actually hanging out with someone whos a cheese fanatic. thinks im weird

                                    Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:00:25 UTC from web
                                    1. @gpupraxis I told some guys on a forum I didn't really like cheese, and I nearly became an outcast... >.> (okay, not really, but almost)

                                      Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:02:28 UTC from web
                                      1. @flaxx yeah the world seems to REAALY like cheese for some reason

                                        Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:03:08 UTC from web
                                        1. @gpupraxis Guilty.

                                          Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:03:43 UTC from web
                                        2. @gpupraxis Me, I'm more a !bacon kind of guy!

                                          Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:06:55 UTC from web
                                          1. @flaxx isnt everyone though?

                                            Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:07:14 UTC from web
                                            1. @gpupraxis I guess, but I felt that group needed a bump!

                                              Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:09:04 UTC from web
                              2. @flaxx Ah i see. Well my favorite is pepperjack when it comes to cheeze.

                                Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:58:50 UTC from web
                                1. @jimmyrustler Don't think I've tried that. When I eat cheese, I only eat the kinds that doesn't really taste very much. All the cheese I've tried with any actual favour have kind of made me want to get rid of the stuff I had in my stomach.

                                  Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:01:34 UTC from web
                                  1. @flaxx i only eat cheese on pizza and burgers and other things that cover up most of the taste.

                                    Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:02:16 UTC from web
                              3. @flaxx Cheese tastes good when it's melted and/or on crackers/nachos.

                                Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:59:50 UTC from web
                                1. @yodelerty Melted cheese is usually okay, actually.

                                  Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:01:55 UTC from web
                                  1. @flaxx Exactly. I can't eat cheese by itself, though. It makes me feel sick. :/

                                    Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:02:48 UTC from web
                                    1. @yodelerty i know that feel

                                      Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:03:22 UTC from web
                                    2. @yodelerty Yeah, it has to be on something. Like a sandwich or something.

                                      Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:06:19 UTC from web
                                      1. @flaxx i always gag a bit at the idea of eating a babybell

                                        Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:06:59 UTC from web
                                        1. @gpupraxis ..."Babybell"?

                                          Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:08:16 UTC from web
                                          1. @flaxx like the brand of cheese thats pretty much a tiny wheele of cheese.

                                            Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:09:02 UTC from web
                                            1. @gpupraxis Don't think I've ever tried any like that.

                                              Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:10:29 UTC from web
                                              1. @flaxx nor I. with good reason

                                                Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:10:43 UTC from web
                                                1. @gpupraxis Yeah, I think I'm gonna stay away from those.

                                                  Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:13:04 UTC from web
                                                  1. @flaxx a good choice

                                                    Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:13:27 UTC from web
                                                    1. @gpupraxis I love making the right choice. Too bad it happens so seldomly.

                                                      Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:14:26 UTC from web
                                                      1. @flaxx what are you doing that's not even a real word and i'm almost a dictionary

                                                        Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:14:46 UTC from web
                                                        1. @flaxx Just write it off as "for the lulz" and call it a day.

                                                          Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:15:36 UTC from web
                                                          1. @yodelerty For the lulz. Day!

                                                            Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:18:15 UTC from web
                                                      2. @flaxx i know that feel

                                                        Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:14:46 UTC from web
                                                        1. @gpupraxis It's pretty suckish.

                                                          Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:16:13 UTC from web
                                                          1. @flaxx though starcraft has been teaching me to think smart on the fly

                                                            Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:16:55 UTC from web
                                                            1. @gpupraxis I used to be a quick thinker. Aw, who am I kidding, I've always been like this!

                                                              Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:19:19 UTC from web
                                                      3. @flaxx > love making

                                                        Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:15:01 UTC from web
                                                        1. @pony What are you talking about

                                                          Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:15:33 UTC from web
                                                          1. @flaxx sorry. I'm in semi-lurk mode right now.. I can't be bothered to explain myself at all.

                                                            Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:16:55 UTC from web
                                                            1. @pony Ill beat it out of you dont worry. #! Which is to say that the F.B.I. are still retarded idiots. (But damnit if they dont look good in suits)

                                                              Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:18:15 UTC from web
                                                            2. @pony Well then, have it your way.

                                                              Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:18:47 UTC from web
                                                              1. @flaxx @jimmyrustler thanks for your concern just the same! Have a random pony pic.

                                                                Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:20:40 UTC from web
                                                                1. @pony Yaaaaay!

                                                                  Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:21:15 UTC from web
                                                                2. @pony Have a smooth criminal pic of me ;)

                                                                  Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:23:52 UTC from web
                                                                  1. @jimmyrustler dayum, you smooth!

                                                                    Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:24:25 UTC from web
                                                                  2. @jimmyrustler #

                                                                    Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:31:34 UTC from web
                                                                    1. @pony LOL invader zim. #

                                                                      Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:33:31 UTC from web
                                        2. @gpupraxis Yeah, that stuff is awful.

                                          Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:09:07 UTC from web
                          2. @flaxx seconded

                            Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:57:03 UTC from web
            2. @jimmyrustler Don't harass other users, please.

              Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:48:07 UTC from web
              1. @redenchilada im dealing here bro. Im trying to get work. and this gentelmen is offering me freelance services so im not going to turn a deaf ear to that.

                Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:48:44 UTC from web
                1. @jimmyrustler Either way, posting pictures of knives and telling others to "shank themselves" isn't tolerated here, even in jest.

                  Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:50:00 UTC from web
                  1. @redenchilada Jest? Im being honest. I mean its how i work, he asked if i would kill my friends for money and so i demonstrated how sincere i was. And i didnt say for him to "shank himself" i said that I WOULD go shank him. *read the comment next time jeez*

                    Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:51:27 UTC from web
                    1. @jimmyrustler Well, the context isn't important. It's still not allowed on the public timeline.

                      Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:52:06 UTC from web
                      1. @redenchilada Okay ill just go show him in person next time. Sorry for the fuss!

                        Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:53:15 UTC from web
                        1. @jimmyrustler Why are you playing tough in a my little pony friendship is magic statusnet? srsly, if you're like that then I doubt you get the show enough to be here

                          Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:54:14 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
                          1. @jdamangoesy Im not playing tough first of all. Secondly i was letting flaxx know a certian thing about me. that shows # a good idicator of friendship. Third and most importantly Im available for hire.

                            Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:58:14 UTC from web
                            1. @jimmyrustler Regardless it's inappropriate talk in my opinion but whatever, I see IMASTICKMETALINYOU ima say something :P

                              Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:59:31 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
                              1. @jdagrapesy time ill say that im gonna just go see him with a friendly visit from everyones favorite utencile ;)

                                Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:00:37 UTC from web
                                1. @jimmyrustler I prefer toothbrushes personally

                                  Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:02:01 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
                                  1. @jdapapayasy Toothbrushes? What are you Rainbow da....nvmd

                                    Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:06:24 UTC from web
                    2. @jimmyrustler I love you but I'd love it more if you kinda died or something now plox, better than reminding me people like you exist :P

                      Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:53:06 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
                      1. @jdacherriesy hey...REality hurts. and im just the kinda of guy you should be around. I can keep you safe as im a kind of shield that takes the real world and has a ball with it. I can spare you the hurt.

                        Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:55:24 UTC from web
                      2. @jdaapplesy Then again i can also bring it for the right price :/ hmmm....#paradoxicalrelationship

                        Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:55:51 UTC from web
                        1. @jimmyrustler what the.... i dont even

                          Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:57:13 UTC from web
                          1. @mushi Confused? So are most people here but they know the golden rule. #

                            Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:59:25 UTC from web
                            1. @jimmyrustler whywould you want to rape me D=?

                              Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:01:55 UTC from web
                              1. @mushi Because..... #?

                                Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:05:50 UTC from web
                                1. @jimmyrustler b-but i dont want to be raped!

                                  Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:07:16 UTC from web
                                  1. @mushi #

                                    Friday, 30-Mar-12 17:13:10 UTC from web
                2. @jimmyrustler lol you said shank, you can't shank with love so what's that doing here, go incest yo' face off or something instead of bringing up such unloving things!

                  Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:50:56 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
                  1. @jdamangoesy Its out of love that i do that. # Hell if anything im doing him a favor by offering to takeover any "jobs" he has lined up for me jeez.

                    Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:52:22 UTC from web
            3. @jimmyrustler rustlin mah jimmies man.

              Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:48:16 UTC from web
              1. @gpupraxis Jimmies? I wear boxers.. sir.

                Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:52:40 UTC from web
    2. @greydragon412 Relax, i dont do this all the time i just was talking to someone that needed to have verification of my "services" that i could provide. If we need a change of subject im open to suggestions.

      Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:54:37 UTC from web