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monsterchugger
Oh god my grandma is trying to make me fix her computer and iv tryed to explain it to her i cant in every possible way. "Grandma, what the buck did you do?" "Grandma, cant broken, work doesnt brain" "Grandma, i have no idea what im doing" Grandma, I gota do something for school" "Grandma, I have other pony based priorities inline right now". That last one didn't work some how....

about a year ago from web
1. clarity
  @monsterchugger Maybe she's like my mom and thinks ponies have evil subliminal messaging?
  
  about a year ago from web
  1. monsterchugger
    @clarity There no evil in ponies?! :D the only thing to fear is pinkie and the 4th wall, and lets be honest, thats not so bad!
    
    about a year ago from web
    1. clarity
      @monsterchugger tell that to my mom.
      
      about a year ago from web
      1. monsterchugger
        @clarity I think you should do the samething people should do to all haters, and that is give them a reason to hate (does not apply to ponies) show her this and she what she thinks. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyYTKbC6tbw
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        bitt
        @monsterchugger as awesome as that video is, I don't think it'll solve anything. lol
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        clarity
        @monsterchugger We don't want to give my mother a heart attack... Right..?
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        monsterchugger
        @clarity Thats between you and Celestia.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        clarity
        @monsterchugger Hmmm...
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity Go to bed.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        clarity
        @carcino Nope.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        monsterchugger
        @clarity .avi
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity Do it. It's late.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        clarity
        @carcino No.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity Fine, don't come crawling to me when you're tired in the morning.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        clarity
        @carcino I'm never tired in the morning. I'm a super morning person.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity ...Hellspawn.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        clarity
        @carcino @thatonepony yep, that sounds about right.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity That's horrible. http://ur1.ca/911xe
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        clarity
        @carcino Okay.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity You're the worst.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        clarity
        @carcino No, not really.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity Mornings only starting sucking in high school.
        
        about a year ago from StatusNet Android
        
        clarity
        @carcino Hm. Maybe I'll hate mornings more next year.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        praxis
        @clarity Hello! and goodbye!
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity Huh? You aren't in high school?
        
        about a year ago from StatusNet Android
        
        clarity
        @carcino I am.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity Then how does that correlate?
        
        about a year ago from StatusNet Android
        
        clarity
        @carcino Well, since I obviously don't hate mornings right now, maybe I'll hate them more next year.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity Hm. Yeah, it'll happen when you get all old and stuff. Because old people don't like anything.
        
        about a year ago from StatusNet Android
        
        clarity
        @carcino Well that explains why you don't like anything.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity I am kind of an old fart. I like plenty though.
        
        about a year ago from StatusNet Android
        
        clarity
        @carcino Old people are boring.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity What about Yoda? He was old.
        
        about a year ago from StatusNet Android
        
        clarity
        @carcino Sorry. I meant to say YOU'RE boring.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity Think so?
        
        about a year ago from StatusNet Android
        
        clarity
        @carcino No, not really.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity Interesting. Very interesting.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        clarity
        @carcino Not especially.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity Very, Because you said I wasn't boring.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        clarity
        @carcino Oh. I guess that is interesting.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity You do careeeeeeee
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        clarity
        @carcino nope.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity You do, don't hide it. We are amigos.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        clarity
        @carcino nope.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity Si.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        clarity
        @carcino no
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity Si. Now we will hangout at the places.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        clarity
        @carcino Nope.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity Totally.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        clarity
        @carcino Nope.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity You cannot deny.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        clarity
        @carcino Apparently I can.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity Well sure, but you don't mean it.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        clarity
        @carcino As far as you know.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity I like to think I can read people pretty well.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        clarity
        @carcino People aren't books.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity You're right, they are tales.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        clarity
        @carcino Really?
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity Yes! Everyone is a tale.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        clarity
        @carcino Are you sure?
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity So very sure. Just a question, do you have siblings? I do. I don't like them.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        clarity
        @carcino Why don't you like your siblings?
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity Because they are annoying.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        darkw00d
        @carcino So just love and tolerate the crap out of them :D
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @darkw00d With a really big stick.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        darkw00d
        @carcino If thats what you call your heart, go for it <3
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @darkw00d It's not.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        darkw00d
        @carcino Then you're just gonna beat the crap out of them? Das cool, das cool..
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        clarity
        @carcino How so?
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity Loud, very loud.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        clarity
        @carcino That can't be THAT annoying.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity Did I mention they were autistic? It's pretty bad.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        redenchilada
        @carcino Hey, watchu got against autistic people? :<
        
        about a year ago from StatusNet Desktop
        
        maou
        @redenchilada Nothing, just having autistic siblings adds to them being extra annoying.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        clarity
        @carcino Oh. Hmm... Well, you can have my brother instead, if you want.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity How old is he? He needs to be at least 16.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        clarity
        @carcino He's 17. And he never stops talking. You guys should get along great.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        darkw00d
        @clarity is he a brony?
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        clarity
        @darkw00d Eeyup.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity You don't even know if I talk a lot!
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        clarity
        @carcino You said so.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity Oh..
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        clarity
        @carcino But yes, you can have my brother. Free of charge.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity Cool, when and were big boy?
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        clarity
        @carcino Were? I'm afraid you don't know how to spell.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity As I said, it happens.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        clarity
        @carcino Not to awesome people.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity I'm awesome.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        clarity
        @carcino Sure, whatever you say.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity I do say.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        clarity
        @carcino well then.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity Well well well.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        clarity
        @carcino A wishing well?
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity Those don't work. fyi.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        clarity
        @carcino Or maybe you're just terrible at making wishes.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity Aren't all wishes valid? No matter how strange?
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        clarity
        @carcino All wishes are valid, unless the wishing well is convinced you don't really want what you're wishing for very badly.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity And how can it tell?
        
        about a year ago from StatusNet Android
        
        clarity
        @carcino magic.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity That's BS.
        
        about a year ago from StatusNet Android
        
        clarity
        @carcino You're BS
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity I'm the best BS. Don't kid yourself.
        
        about a year ago from StatusNet Android
        
        clarity
        @carcino baaaa I'm a kid.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity You can't be a kid in high school.
        
        about a year ago from StatusNet Android
        
        clarity
        @carcino No goats allowed?
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity No way. Cats only.
        
        about a year ago from StatusNet Android
        
        clarity
        @carcino What about service dogs? Those are allowed.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity Not unless they are cats.
        
        about a year ago from StatusNet Android
        
        clarity
        @carcino Dogs are cats? EVERYTHING I EVER KNEW IS A LIE!
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        scribus
        @clarity What about the things you knew to be lies before?
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        clarity
        @scribus THEY'RE ALL TRUE!
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        scribus
        @clarity The whole world... on its head... Madness!
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        clarity
        @scribus Hmm... That's odd. I think Discord is vacationing on Mars... Who's causing THIS chaos?
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity Why don't you like cats damnit?
        
        about a year ago from StatusNet Android
        
        clarity
        @carcino I like cats.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity Then accept cat society.
        
        about a year ago from StatusNet Android
        
        clarity
        @carcino Goats are better.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity You can't keep a goat in the house.
        
        about a year ago from StatusNet Android
        
        clarity
        @carcino Can't I though?
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity Pretty sure you can't.
        
        about a year ago from StatusNet Android
        
        clarity
        @carcino But I could keep a potbellied pig in the house. Or a ferret. Or a monkey. Actually, I'm pretty sure the monkey is illegal. But other than that.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity After that one monkey went crazy and tore that lady's face off and chewed her hands off, yeah. I'm fine with my kitty.
        
        about a year ago from StatusNet Android
        
        clarity
        @carcino That was a chimpanzee, silly. My mom had a pet monkey named Charlie Brown when she was little.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity That's cute. I've had cats. Lots of cats. We had farm animals on the farm but none were mine. Just cats.
        
        about a year ago from StatusNet Android
        
        clarity
        @carcino I used to have a cat.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity What happened to it?
        
        about a year ago from StatusNet Android
        
        clarity
        @carcino My dog killed it.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity Depressing.
        
        about a year ago from StatusNet Android
        
        clarity
        @carcino It was a mean cat.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity Still. Poor kitties don't deserve to die.
        
        about a year ago from StatusNet Android
        
        clarity
        @carcino No, they don't. But that was my mom's cat. "My" cat was actually my neighbor's cat. I carried her around everywhere.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity Aw. I've never lost a cat. Even the one I had since Kidergarten is still alive.
        
        about a year ago from StatusNet Android
        
        clarity
        @carcino Lucky. I've lost two cats, one dog, and numerous goldfish, several of which were named Fishie.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity I've lost a hampster (Hamtaro) and a Beta fish (Mister Fishie Fish)
        
        about a year ago from StatusNet Android
        
        clarity
        @carcino My sixth grade teacher was wonderful at killing class pets.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity Sounds bad. Dead pets are never good.
        
        about a year ago from StatusNet Android
        
        clarity
        @carcino Yup.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity Shouldn't you ne working?
        
        about a year ago from StatusNet Android
        
        clarity
        @carcino Nope. We have a late start today, so school doesn't start for another forty minutes. You should be working, though.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity Nope. Getting the results for my military exams.
        
        about a year ago from StatusNet Android
        
        clarity
        @carcino Well then.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        maou
        @clarity Back to class I suppose..
        
        about a year ago from StatusNet Android
        
        pony
        @monsterchugger haha! that's hilarious!
        
        about a year ago from web
2. bitt
  @monsterchugger Lol that meme is too funny for it's own good
  
  about a year ago from web
  1. monsterchugger
    @bitt Dende's face is to good for his own face. http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/76936
    
    about a year ago from web
    1. bitt
      @monsterchugger LOL Dude make that a meme right now!
      
      about a year ago from web
      1. monsterchugger
        @bitt @neon1ights Dude, that sounds great, and when i eat it ill sure to have a witness, and when i go to the hospital the doctor would be like, "So your telling me he just exploded?"
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        bitt
        @monsterchugger Be sure to explode twice, just for good measure.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        monsterchugger
        @bitt "Can you do that? Can you explode twice?!" Lol thats great! btw i saw crackle today lol. like how is Derpy offensive and Crakle isnt?
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        bitt
        @monsterchugger Seriously it's total blasphemy.
        
        about a year ago from web
      2. monsterchugger
        @bitt What should we call it? Delighted Dende?
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        bitt
        @monsterchugger Delighted Dende works perfect lol. What situations would it be for? Accomplishments? or a victory of some sort?
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        monsterchugger
        @bitt Idk what would delighted dende do?!
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        bitt
        @monsterchugger He'd disregard the bad things in the world and continue to feel great. xD
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        bitt
        @monsterchugger Oh! I know, how's this sound? "Just got fired from job today; found a dollar on the ground."
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        monsterchugger
        @bitt Dude thats great! "Just broke my leg; ill get everyones autograph on my cast"
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        bitt
        @monsterchugger It needs to always have, "I Feel Great!" at the bottom of it
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        monsterchugger
        @bitt I cant get the caption adder to work, you give it a shot. Do the one you said and add a small "i feal GREAT" at the bottom right corner.
        
        about a year ago from web
    2. bitt
      @monsterchugger It's still hard to believe that's the same voice actor as Rarity. xD
      
      about a year ago from web
      1. bitshift
        @bitt wait what
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        bitt
        @bitshift The voice actor that played Rarity played Dende from the Oceanic dub for DBZ
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        bitshift
        @bitt That... I'm actually having a little difficulty comprehending that. For real?
        
        about a year ago from IdentiCurse
        
        bitt
        @bitshift Yeah man. I felt the same way! Haha. Although in the Oceanic dub everyone sounds odd.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        monsterchugger
        @bitt @bitshift Oceanic dub is like Bruma: where the men are women.
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        wafers
        @monsterchugger gamer poop?
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        monsterchugger
        @wafers Lul wut?
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        monsterchugger
        @wafers OH! I know what your talking about! yeah thats where i got that from, lol your awesome for knowing that
        
        about a year ago from web
3. bigpony
  @monsterchugger Did you really say that last one?
  
  about a year ago from web
  1. monsterchugger
    @alargesmallhorse Yeah, she doesnt know im a brony though and some how has some antipony field or something. Shes seen my wallpaper, chrome theme, sites im on, and ponys on tv and fails to notice them. i think she phased out all the ponyness in the last one. She must be shot by the orbital friendship cannon if you ask me.
    
    about a year ago from web
    1. bigpony
      @monsterchugger maybe she's just tolerating you as a brony and leaving you to it.
      
      about a year ago from web
      1. monsterchugger
        @alargesmallhorse Naw man, my lucks not that good.
        
        about a year ago from web
4. neon1ights
  @monsterchugger @bitt what about monster loaded muffins (i made it taste pretty good and added pop rocks for fizz )
  
  about a year ago from StatusNet Android
  1. bitt
    @neon1ights That's brilliant!
    
    about a year ago from web
    1. neon1ights
      @bitt what about monster apple pie (pinkie pie favorite )
      
      about a year ago from StatusNet Android
      1. bitt
        @neon1ights I wonder what that would taste like. Lol
        
        about a year ago from web
        
        neon1ights
        @bitt monster infused pie that's how its taste. But for monster muffins i don't use water for the muffin mix i use monster 8 cans worth.
        
        about a year ago from StatusNet Android
5. maou
  @thatonepony http://ur1.ca/911wu
  
  about a year ago from web
6. maou
  @thatonepony This is ACTUALLY Mass Effect related, believe it or not. http://ur1.ca/911x9
  
  about a year ago from web
7. maou
  @thatonepony Kai Leng kills what's her face with a toothbrush in one of the books.
  
  about a year ago from web
8. maou
  @thatonepony I didn't read them. Mass Effect General told me.
  
  about a year ago from web
9. maou
  @thatonepony It's where I get my pictures. http://ur1.ca/911y0
  
  about a year ago from web
10. maou
  @thatonepony I know... http://ur1.ca/911yj
  
  about a year ago from web
11. maou
  @thatonepony Everyone knows you can't dance Shepard.
  
  about a year ago from StatusNet Android
12. maou
  @thatonepony I've never spelled that wrong.
  
  about a year ago from web
13. maou
  @thatonepony IRL yo.
  
  about a year ago from web
  1. derps
    @carcino I know where you live IRL.
    
    about a year ago from MuSTArDroid
    1. maou
      @carcinopony So?
      
      about a year ago from web
14. maou
  @thatonepony Wink wink.
  
  about a year ago from web
15. maou
  @thatonepony Cats are G as hell, you suck.
  
  about a year ago from StatusNet Android
16. maou
  @thatonepony No u.
  
  about a year ago from StatusNet Android
17. clarity
  @thatonepony Yes. I just said that.
  
  about a year ago from web
18. clarity
  @thatonepony Excellent observation.
  
  about a year ago from web

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