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Oh god my grandma is trying to make me fix her computer and iv tryed to explain it to her i cant in every possible way. "Grandma, what the buck did you do?" "Grandma, cant broken, work doesnt brain" "Grandma, i have no idea what im doing" Grandma, I gota do something for school" "Grandma, I have other pony based priorities inline right now". That last one didn't work some how....
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@monsterchugger Maybe she's like my mom and thinks ponies have evil subliminal messaging?
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@clarity There no evil in ponies?! :D the only thing to fear is pinkie and the 4th wall, and lets be honest, thats not so bad!
about a year ago from web-
@monsterchugger tell that to my mom.
about a year ago from web-
@clarity I think you should do the samething people should do to all haters, and that is give them a reason to hate (does not apply to ponies) show her this and she what she thinks. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyYTKbC6tbw
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@monsterchugger as awesome as that video is, I don't think it'll solve anything. lol
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@monsterchugger We don't want to give my mother a heart attack... Right..?
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@clarity Thats between you and Celestia.
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@monsterchugger Hmmm...
about a year ago from web-
@clarity Go to bed.
about a year ago from web-
@carcino Nope.
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@clarity .avi
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@clarity Do it. It's late.
about a year ago from web-
@carcino No.
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@clarity Fine, don't come crawling to me when you're tired in the morning.
about a year ago from web-
@carcino I'm never tired in the morning. I'm a super morning person.
about a year ago from web-
@clarity ...Hellspawn.
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@carcino @thatonepony yep, that sounds about right.
about a year ago from web-
@clarity That's horrible. http://ur1.ca/911xe
about a year ago from web-
@carcino Okay.
about a year ago from web-
@clarity You're the worst.
about a year ago from web-
@carcino No, not really.
about a year ago from web-
@clarity Mornings only starting sucking in high school.
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@carcino Hm. Maybe I'll hate mornings more next year.
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@clarity Hello! and goodbye!
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@clarity Huh? You aren't in high school?
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@carcino I am.
about a year ago from web-
@clarity Then how does that correlate?
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@carcino Well, since I obviously don't hate mornings right now, maybe I'll hate them more next year.
about a year ago from web-
@clarity Hm. Yeah, it'll happen when you get all old and stuff. Because old people don't like anything.
about a year ago from StatusNet Android-
@carcino Well that explains why you don't like anything.
about a year ago from web-
@clarity I am kind of an old fart. I like plenty though.
about a year ago from StatusNet Android-
@carcino Old people are boring.
about a year ago from web-
@clarity What about Yoda? He was old.
about a year ago from StatusNet Android-
@carcino Sorry. I meant to say YOU'RE boring.
about a year ago from web-
@clarity Think so?
about a year ago from StatusNet Android-
@carcino No, not really.
about a year ago from web-
@clarity Interesting. Very interesting.
about a year ago from web-
@carcino Not especially.
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@clarity Very, Because you said I wasn't boring.
about a year ago from web-
@carcino Oh. I guess that is interesting.
about a year ago from web-
@clarity You do careeeeeeee
about a year ago from web-
@carcino nope.
about a year ago from web-
@clarity You do, don't hide it. We are amigos.
about a year ago from web-
@carcino nope.
about a year ago from web-
@clarity Si.
about a year ago from web-
@carcino no
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@clarity Si. Now we will hangout at the places.
about a year ago from web-
@carcino Nope.
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@clarity Totally.
about a year ago from web-
@carcino Nope.
about a year ago from web-
@clarity You cannot deny.
about a year ago from web-
@carcino Apparently I can.
about a year ago from web-
@clarity Well sure, but you don't mean it.
about a year ago from web-
@carcino As far as you know.
about a year ago from web-
@clarity I like to think I can read people pretty well.
about a year ago from web-
@carcino People aren't books.
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@clarity You're right, they are tales.
about a year ago from web-
@carcino Really?
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@clarity Yes! Everyone is a tale.
about a year ago from web-
@carcino Are you sure?
about a year ago from web-
@clarity So very sure. Just a question, do you have siblings? I do. I don't like them.
about a year ago from web-
@carcino Why don't you like your siblings?
about a year ago from web-
@clarity Because they are annoying.
about a year ago from web-
@carcino So just love and tolerate the crap out of them :D
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@darkw00d With a really big stick.
about a year ago from web-
@carcino If thats what you call your heart, go for it <3
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@darkw00d It's not.
about a year ago from web-
@carcino Then you're just gonna beat the crap out of them? Das cool, das cool..
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@carcino How so?
about a year ago from web-
@clarity Loud, very loud.
about a year ago from web-
@carcino That can't be THAT annoying.
about a year ago from web-
@clarity Did I mention they were autistic? It's pretty bad.
about a year ago from web-
@carcino Hey, watchu got against autistic people? :<
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@redenchilada Nothing, just having autistic siblings adds to them being extra annoying.
about a year ago from web
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@carcino Oh. Hmm... Well, you can have my brother instead, if you want.
about a year ago from web-
@clarity How old is he? He needs to be at least 16.
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@carcino He's 17. And he never stops talking. You guys should get along great.
about a year ago from web-
@clarity is he a brony?
about a year ago from web-
@darkw00d Eeyup.
about a year ago from web
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@clarity You don't even know if I talk a lot!
about a year ago from web-
@carcino You said so.
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@clarity Oh..
about a year ago from web-
@carcino But yes, you can have my brother. Free of charge.
about a year ago from web-
@clarity Cool, when and were big boy?
about a year ago from web-
@carcino Were? I'm afraid you don't know how to spell.
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@clarity As I said, it happens.
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@carcino Not to awesome people.
about a year ago from web-
@clarity I'm awesome.
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@carcino Sure, whatever you say.
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@clarity I do say.
about a year ago from web-
@carcino well then.
about a year ago from web-
@clarity Well well well.
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@carcino A wishing well?
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@clarity Those don't work. fyi.
about a year ago from web-
@carcino Or maybe you're just terrible at making wishes.
about a year ago from web-
@clarity Aren't all wishes valid? No matter how strange?
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@carcino All wishes are valid, unless the wishing well is convinced you don't really want what you're wishing for very badly.
about a year ago from web-
@clarity And how can it tell?
about a year ago from StatusNet Android-
@carcino magic.
about a year ago from web-
@clarity That's BS.
about a year ago from StatusNet Android-
@carcino You're BS
about a year ago from web-
@clarity I'm the best BS. Don't kid yourself.
about a year ago from StatusNet Android-
@carcino baaaa I'm a kid.
about a year ago from web-
@clarity You can't be a kid in high school.
about a year ago from StatusNet Android-
@carcino No goats allowed?
about a year ago from web-
@clarity No way. Cats only.
about a year ago from StatusNet Android-
@carcino What about service dogs? Those are allowed.
about a year ago from web-
@clarity Not unless they are cats.
about a year ago from StatusNet Android-
@carcino Dogs are cats? EVERYTHING I EVER KNEW IS A LIE!
about a year ago from web-
@clarity What about the things you knew to be lies before?
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@scribus THEY'RE ALL TRUE!
about a year ago from web-
@clarity The whole world... on its head... Madness!
about a year ago from web-
@scribus Hmm... That's odd. I think Discord is vacationing on Mars... Who's causing THIS chaos?
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@clarity Why don't you like cats damnit?
about a year ago from StatusNet Android-
@carcino I like cats.
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@clarity Then accept cat society.
about a year ago from StatusNet Android-
@carcino Goats are better.
about a year ago from web-
@clarity You can't keep a goat in the house.
about a year ago from StatusNet Android-
@carcino Can't I though?
about a year ago from web-
@clarity Pretty sure you can't.
about a year ago from StatusNet Android-
@carcino But I could keep a potbellied pig in the house. Or a ferret. Or a monkey. Actually, I'm pretty sure the monkey is illegal. But other than that.
about a year ago from web-
@clarity After that one monkey went crazy and tore that lady's face off and chewed her hands off, yeah. I'm fine with my kitty.
about a year ago from StatusNet Android-
@carcino That was a chimpanzee, silly. My mom had a pet monkey named Charlie Brown when she was little.
about a year ago from web-
@clarity That's cute. I've had cats. Lots of cats. We had farm animals on the farm but none were mine. Just cats.
about a year ago from StatusNet Android-
@carcino I used to have a cat.
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@clarity What happened to it?
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@carcino My dog killed it.
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@clarity Depressing.
about a year ago from StatusNet Android-
@carcino It was a mean cat.
about a year ago from web-
@clarity Still. Poor kitties don't deserve to die.
about a year ago from StatusNet Android-
@carcino No, they don't. But that was my mom's cat. "My" cat was actually my neighbor's cat. I carried her around everywhere.
about a year ago from web-
@clarity Aw. I've never lost a cat. Even the one I had since Kidergarten is still alive.
about a year ago from StatusNet Android-
@carcino Lucky. I've lost two cats, one dog, and numerous goldfish, several of which were named Fishie.
about a year ago from web-
@clarity I've lost a hampster (Hamtaro) and a Beta fish (Mister Fishie Fish)
about a year ago from StatusNet Android-
@carcino My sixth grade teacher was wonderful at killing class pets.
about a year ago from web-
@clarity Sounds bad. Dead pets are never good.
about a year ago from StatusNet Android-
@carcino Yup.
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