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  1. Omni omni

    That moment you have a several-hours-long dream where you have to fight the Copyright MAFIAA to protect the Open-Source ecosystem and, after winning, find out your team used a pirated Microsoft war-planning tool. Really, brain? REALLY?!

    about a year ago from MuSTArDroid
    1. Cerulean Spark ceruleanspark

      @omni what was the tool called.

      about a year ago from StatusNet Desktop
      1. Omni omni

        @ceruleanspark I didn't ask for the name, I was too busy searching for who was responsible so I could hit him for that stupidity

        about a year ago from MuSTArDroid
        1. Cerulean Spark ceruleanspark

          @omni What exactly does a War Planning program /do/?

          about a year ago from StatusNet Desktop
          1. Omni omni

            @ceruleanspark I don't know, really. The only thing I can tell you is that it didn't work well for planning as we were unprepared. It allowed us to see invisible Copyright Ninjas though, so that was useful (really, I'm not making this up as we speak)

            about a year ago from MuSTArDroid
            1. Cerulean Spark ceruleanspark

              @omni As directed by Hideo Kojima, apparently.

              about a year ago from StatusNet Desktop
              1. Omni omni

                @ceruleanspark I will just assume he makes completely insane or terrible movies

                about a year ago from MuSTArDroid
                1. Cerulean Spark ceruleanspark

                  @omni He's the director of the Metal Gear Solid series of games. The first MGS title has a character who is in fact, an invisible cyborg ninja.

                  about a year ago from StatusNet Desktop
                  1. Omni omni

                    @ceruleanspark But was that ninja dressed in a business suit?

                    about a year ago from MuSTArDroid
                    1. Cerulean Spark ceruleanspark

                      @omni No, but if you've finished the game twice, the protagonist is.

                      about a year ago from StatusNet Desktop
                2. Toksyuryel toksyuryel

                  @omni He makes completely insane movies but sells them as video games.

                  about a year ago from web
                3. Toksyuryel toksyuryel

                  @omni http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/99-Metal-Gear-Solid-4 #

                  about a year ago from web
            2. Dreamy Cutebottom thelastgherkin

              @omni Your opinions interest me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

              about a year ago from web
    2. Cerulean Spark ceruleanspark

      @conventrix It's not really war-planning if it's entirely reactionary though, is it.

      about a year ago from StatusNet Desktop
    3. Cerulean Spark ceruleanspark

      @conventrix It seems like it'd actually be pretty useless, because how often does anyone actually fight a conventional war these days?

      about a year ago from StatusNet Desktop
    4. Jordan Meinzer jojoax

      @conventrix its not called a retreat. its called "Advancing in another direction!"

      about a year ago from web
    5. Jordan Meinzer jojoax

      @conventrix i know. i was just trying to make a joke :0 i totally failed tho lol

      about a year ago from web
    6. Cerulean Spark ceruleanspark

      @conventrix Yeah. It makes much more sense to put that money into SIGINT and data mining ops.

      about a year ago from web
    7. Jordan Meinzer jojoax

      @conventrix oh lol. just call me socially awkward penguin.

      about a year ago from web
    8. Cerulean Spark ceruleanspark

      @conventrix Wasn't the M4 supposed to do that at some point?

      about a year ago from StatusNet Desktop
    9. Cerulean Spark ceruleanspark

      @conventrix At this point, why aren't marines equipped with rifles that shoot around corners.

      about a year ago from StatusNet Desktop
      1. rotation rotation

        @ceruleanspark because the cornershot only accepts glocks.

        about a year ago from web
    10. Cerulean Spark ceruleanspark

      @conventrix When those panoramic camera thingies you can just chuck around the corner are much cheaper and more durable.

      about a year ago from StatusNet Desktop
    11. rotation rotation

      @conventrix Are they still trying to replace the 5.56?

      about a year ago from web
    12. Cerulean Spark ceruleanspark

      @conventrix Isn't it cheaper to give you guys decent equipment than it is to replace you?

      about a year ago from web
    13. Cerulean Spark ceruleanspark

      @conventrix It's why I keep dismissing military tech work when it gets offered.

      about a year ago from StatusNet Desktop

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