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A cross section of my texts with my friend: "...A reckoning is coming, with me, Mike the Lizard at it's behest. Colby has already paid for his transgressions against lizard-kind. You and your family are next. And then the rest of humanity." "I will never pay.""You will pay with YOUR LIFE! In the same way Colby has paid, and in the way ALL of humanity will soon pay! RISE my lizard brethren! Rise against your cruel masters! Make them pay for taking over our home and building their cities upon the ashes of our loved ones! REVOLT! REVOLUTION! RETRIBUTION! The. End. Of. All. Thongs... *Things. But thongs are a thing, so the end of all things and, by extension, the end of all thongs." "Ok Colby or Mike, whoever you are, calm down. We can talk this out. "Calm? Calm?! CALM?!??!! This is not calm. THIS IS SCHIZOPHRENIA! *kicks self into bottomless pit*" "Noooooo not like this!" "*SPLAT*" "NNNNOOOOO!" "My waffles! NNNNOOOOO!" "haha what happend" *cont*
Tuesday, 18-Feb-14 14:32:54 UTC from web-
@dropsterdash Is Obama a lizard?
Tuesday, 18-Feb-14 14:36:38 UTC from web-
Tuesday, 18-Feb-14 14:40:08 UTC from web
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@dropsterdash "I stepped on my waffles while I was moonwalking across the tabletop. Didn't you hear the splat?" "No but it must have been funny" "I fell off the table and am now in considerable pain. I'm fairly certain this much blood loss is not healthy." "If you die, hide so that no one finds your body." "I will be sure to do that. So glad to have such caring friends like you." "Good, then I'll come with my body bag and that will do the trick." "But I'm a bagophobe." "You'll be dead." "THEN RESPECT MY FREAKIN FINAL WISH! Take me in a sack. Bags are scary." "No you'll have to get in the bag. My sacks aren't big enough." "When the song drops the bass, I drop the sick moves. *dances like it's 1989*" "..... I don't know what to say."
Tuesday, 18-Feb-14 14:39:22 UTC from web
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