Colby (dropsterdash)

  1. And with that text wall, I bid you goodbye. TC's ghost recon beckons.

    Tuesday, 18-Feb-14 14:41:37 UTC from web
  2. @nerthos Not sure, you'd have to ask him.

    Tuesday, 18-Feb-14 14:40:08 UTC from web in context
  3. @dropsterdash "I stepped on my waffles while I was moonwalking across the tabletop. Didn't you hear the splat?" "No but it must have been funny" "I fell off the table and am now in considerable pain. I'm fairly certain this much blood loss is not healthy." "If you die, hide so that no one finds your body." "I will be sure to do that. So glad to have such caring friends like you." "Good, then I'll come with my body bag and that will do the trick." "But I'm a bagophobe." "You'll be dead." "THEN RESPECT MY FREAKIN FINAL WISH! Take me in a sack. Bags are scary." "No you'll have to get in the bag. My sacks aren't big enough." "When the song drops the bass, I drop the sick moves. *dances like it's 1989*" "..... I don't know what to say."

    Tuesday, 18-Feb-14 14:39:22 UTC from web in context
  4. A cross section of my texts with my friend: "...A reckoning is coming, with me, Mike the Lizard at it's behest. Colby has already paid for his transgressions against lizard-kind. You and your family are next. And then the rest of humanity." "I will never pay.""You will pay with YOUR LIFE! In the same way Colby has paid, and in the way ALL of humanity will soon pay! RISE my lizard brethren! Rise against your cruel masters! Make them pay for taking over our home and building their cities upon the ashes of our loved ones! REVOLT! REVOLUTION! RETRIBUTION! The. End. Of. All. Thongs... *Things. But thongs are a thing, so the end of all things and, by extension, the end of all thongs." "Ok Colby or Mike, whoever you are, calm down. We can talk this out. "Calm? Calm?! CALM?!??!! This is not calm. THIS IS SCHIZOPHRENIA! *kicks self into bottomless pit*" "Noooooo not like this!" "*SPLAT*" "NNNNOOOOO!" "My waffles! NNNNOOOOO!" "haha what happend" *cont*

    Tuesday, 18-Feb-14 14:32:54 UTC from web in context
  5. @ceruleanspark Hey. I'm here. Friends may be hard to make, but they're not hard to find if you look hard enough.

    Tuesday, 18-Feb-14 14:13:57 UTC from web in context
  6. @ceruleanspark Well, I have a friend whom I always exchange really stupid, hilarious, nonsensical, and clinically insane texts with. Whenever I need to cheer up, I just read through them. You could get a friend like that.

    Tuesday, 18-Feb-14 14:09:19 UTC from web in context
  7. @ceruleanspark Why? You driving a jet with a jammed nuclear missile at an alien ship?

    Tuesday, 18-Feb-14 13:56:16 UTC from web in context
  8. @pony It scares me. Also, according to democracy, anarchy should be implemented.

    Tuesday, 18-Feb-14 13:46:54 UTC from web in context
  9. @pony Wow. Imma have to check that out, now.

    Tuesday, 18-Feb-14 13:25:17 UTC from web in context
  10. @nerthos The homeschool life.

    Tuesday, 18-Feb-14 13:19:18 UTC from web in context
  11. @nerthos When the skeletons return to their graves.

    Tuesday, 18-Feb-14 13:18:28 UTC from web in context
  12. @nerthos Waiting for ghost recon to finish downloading so I can murder virtual people with immense amounts of skill. Oh, and math homework.

    Tuesday, 18-Feb-14 13:17:03 UTC from web in context
  13. @nerthos Wassup?

    Tuesday, 18-Feb-14 13:14:13 UTC from web in context
  14. Evening, everyone.

    Tuesday, 18-Feb-14 13:09:25 UTC from web in context
  15. @clayinthecarpet I will be sure to do that. Thanks!

    Sunday, 16-Feb-14 10:05:14 UTC from web in context
  16. @clayinthecarpet Would it be okay with you if I posted it to my tumblr and youtube?

    Sunday, 16-Feb-14 10:04:27 UTC from web in context
  17. @clayinthecarpet It's okay. I'm kind of looking for critique.

    Sunday, 16-Feb-14 10:04:01 UTC from web in context
  18. @clayinthecarpet Complete change of subject: Have you checked out my audiobook yet?

    Sunday, 16-Feb-14 10:02:55 UTC from web in context
  19. @clayinthecarpet Yeah. It's just, I almost spend too much time reflecting and not enough time making good memories to reflect on.

    Sunday, 16-Feb-14 09:59:08 UTC from web in context
  20. @clayinthecarpet Yeah. I get like that to. A bit too often for my own good, I think.

    Sunday, 16-Feb-14 09:54:53 UTC from web in context
  21. @clayinthecarpet Wow. That was deep. And poetic. And very true.

    Sunday, 16-Feb-14 09:53:37 UTC from web in context
  22. @clayinthecarpet I know the feeling.

    Sunday, 16-Feb-14 09:48:24 UTC from web in context
  23. Well, I'm going to go to sleep now. It's no longer a choice. Goodnight, all.

    Saturday, 15-Feb-14 18:23:00 UTC from web in context
  24. @pony Dear God, I haven't been able to stop playing that game ever since you showed me it. I'm not sure if I want to slap you or thank you.

    Saturday, 15-Feb-14 17:43:43 UTC from web in context
  25. @mrmattimation Well then. I'm glad I make audiobooks and not animations.

    Saturday, 15-Feb-14 17:39:32 UTC from web in context
  26. @mrmattimation Wow, the technological collective is REALLY displeased with you. What ever did you do to mangoes them off so much?

    Saturday, 15-Feb-14 17:36:47 UTC from web in context
  27. @vcgriffin Oh. That's right, I usually follow the Iditarod. Some of my friends have actually competed in it.

    Saturday, 15-Feb-14 17:34:55 UTC from web in context
  28. @vcgriffin I wouldn't know. I don't really follow sports. The only real televised game I cared about was this year's superbowl. And that's just because my family are die-hard seahawks fans.

    Saturday, 15-Feb-14 17:31:02 UTC from web in context
  29. @prettypurpleprincesspublicprincesstimeline Nope. The amount of nope contained in that costume has overpowered the humor.

    Saturday, 15-Feb-14 17:22:26 UTC from web in context
  30. @mrmattimation The technological collective is displeased with you, I see.

    Saturday, 15-Feb-14 17:17:10 UTC from web in context