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  1. Narwhal Narwhal

    An English professor, a physicist, and a philosopher are sitting at a bar together. At one point in the night, they begin to talk about their work. The English professor pipes up and says "My work is the most important of them all! It teaches people about life and culture, and is based on texts written hundreds of years ago!" Hearing this, the physicist chimes in, saying "That is excellent, but my work is far more important. It teaches people about the nature of the universe and is based around math equations on paper!" The philosopher looks at his two contemporaries and laughs a bit, before saying "Friends, my work teaches everything and is based on nothing."

    Thursday, 04-Dec-14 03:18:30 UTC from web
    1. MetalTao MetalTao

      @northernnarwhal Still love this joke to this day.

      Thursday, 04-Dec-14 03:31:35 UTC from web
      1. Narwhal Narwhal

        @metaltao Heard it from my friend the other day and got a good laugh out of it, thought I'd share it here.

        Thursday, 04-Dec-14 03:35:37 UTC from web
    2. Scribus Scribus

      @northernnarwhal The Aristocrats! # http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/811153

      Thursday, 04-Dec-14 03:56:14 UTC from web
      1. Narwhal Narwhal

        @scribus That one's a classic.

        Thursday, 04-Dec-14 04:01:28 UTC from web
        1. Scribus Scribus

          @northernnarwhal A stupid, horrible classic. :p

          Thursday, 04-Dec-14 04:07:12 UTC from web
          1. Narwhal Narwhal

            @scribus It certainly encourages creativity in some twisted way

            Thursday, 04-Dec-14 04:15:05 UTC from web
            1. Scribus Scribus

              @northernnarwhal Definitely something to be said for finding a way to express oneself within a template.

              Thursday, 04-Dec-14 04:16:59 UTC from web
              1. Narwhal Narwhal

                @scribus This sounds frighteningly a lot like the concept of memes

                Thursday, 04-Dec-14 04:19:22 UTC from web
                1. Scribus Scribus

                  @northernnarwhal Well, it rather is, really, now that you mention it.

                  Thursday, 04-Dec-14 04:20:20 UTC from web
                  1. Narwhal Narwhal

                    @scribus A family of performers goes to a talent agent looking to audition. When it's their turn to perform, they post memes to a rainbow horse site. Recoiling in disgust, the agent says "Just who are you?" and the family responds with "The Aristocrats!".

                    Thursday, 04-Dec-14 04:27:14 UTC from web
                    1. MetalTao MetalTao

                      @northernnarwhal *applauds* I think I have that Doc some where! XD

                      Thursday, 04-Dec-14 04:29:01 UTC from web
                    2. Scribus Scribus

                      @northernnarwhal One day, these memes are going to destroy the world, in a fiery blaze known to prophecy only as. . . ERMAHGERDon!

                      Thursday, 04-Dec-14 04:29:28 UTC from web
                      1. Narwhal Narwhal

                        @scribus Rapture is upon us, not even prayyyyyyer can save us now

                        Thursday, 04-Dec-14 04:33:50 UTC from web
                        1. Scribus Scribus

                          @northernnarwhal What about Raptor Jesus?

                          Thursday, 04-Dec-14 04:34:56 UTC from web
                          1. Narwhal Narwhal

                            @scribus The hero the internet deserves, just not the one it needs right now.

                            Thursday, 04-Dec-14 04:37:32 UTC from web