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  1. awlxaĺan awlxaĺan

    She had curly blonde hair that shone in the dim light the streetlamps offered outside of my humble office tucked away in some dilapidated building on a dingy corner of a dirty street in Frisco. Wearing a flowing shiny red dress with a long skirt and you could still tell her legs went all the way to Portland. I could tell from the moment she walked in, flashing those deep ocean-blue eyes into my own gaze and pursing those ruby-red lips, she was thinking one thing.

    "Where is the bepis"

    Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 02:37:51 UTC from web
    1. Narwhal Narwhal

      @saintnichawlas This made my day

      Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 02:41:11 UTC from web
      1. awlxaĺan awlxaĺan

        @northernnarwhal Is what I'm here for.

        Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 02:42:40 UTC from web
        1. Narwhal Narwhal

          @saintnichawlas Delivering quality bepis to the masses

          Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 02:46:39 UTC from web
          1. awlxaĺan awlxaĺan

            @northernnarwhal On the dawn of the seventh day, look to the bepis.

            Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 02:48:03 UTC from web
            1. Narwhal Narwhal

              @saintnichawlas Even though I walk through the network of the shadow of rainbow horses, I will fear no dank memes, for you are with me; your donger and your bepis, they comfort me.

              Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 02:53:34 UTC from web
              1. Jake Jake

                @northernnarwhal Yeezus died for your sins.

                Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 02:54:17 UTC from web at 38°56'53"N 92°21'27"W
                1. Narwhal Narwhal

                  @derpy128 He did his Kanye Best for all of us

                  Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 02:56:58 UTC from web
              2. awlxaĺan awlxaĺan

                @northernnarwhal I Gdansk stand any more of this.

                Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 02:54:40 UTC from web
                1. Narwhal Narwhal

                  @saintnichawlas I guess I need to Polish up my skills, eh?

                  Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 02:55:18 UTC from web
                  1. Jake Jake

                    @northernnarwhal Das not good

                    Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 02:55:33 UTC from web at 38°56'53"N 92°21'27"W
                  2. awlxaĺan awlxaĺan

                    @northernnarwhal Wojtyla ever.

                    Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 02:56:19 UTC from web
                    1. Narwhal Narwhal

                      @saintnichawlas Vatican you not

                      Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 02:57:37 UTC from web
                      1. awlxaĺan awlxaĺan

                        @northernnarwhal Become one with the Dark Side of the Sforza.

                        Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 02:58:50 UTC from web
                        1. Narwhal Narwhal

                          @saintnichawlas I concede, I can't keep up

                          Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 03:02:25 UTC from web
                          1. awlxaĺan awlxaĺan

                            @northernnarwhal Good because that's all I have. Detective Bepis took up a lot of me.

                            Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 03:03:15 UTC from web
                            1. Narwhal Narwhal

                              @saintnichawlas That might just be your masterpiece of bepis jokes, perhaps only rivaled by Cowboy Bepis (which got me laughing just typing it up again)

                              Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 03:04:48 UTC from web
                              1. Jake Jake

                                @northernnarwhal What the hell is bepis???

                                Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 03:05:39 UTC from web at 38°56'53"N 92°21'27"W
                                1. Scribus Scribus

                                  @derpy128 Not what the hell, but where?

                                  Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 03:06:40 UTC from web
                                  1. awlxaĺan awlxaĺan

                                    @scribus No-one ever asks how is the bepis.

                                    Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 03:07:34 UTC from web
                                2. Jake Jake

                                  @derpy128 one urban dictionary search later: oh.

                                  Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 03:06:51 UTC from web at 38°56'53"N 92°21'27"W
                                3. monsutaa kaado! monsutaa kaado!

                                  @derpy128 http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/813336

                                  Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 03:09:57 UTC from web
                                4. Narwhal Narwhal

                                  @derpy128 Bepis is.

                                  Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 03:10:33 UTC from web
                              2. awlxaĺan awlxaĺan

                                @northernnarwhal Sometimes I hate myself you know.

                                Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 03:06:32 UTC from web
                                1. Narwhal Narwhal

                                  @saintnichawlas I could say the exact same about myself but replace "sometimes" with "all or most of the time"

                                  Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 03:09:49 UTC from web
                                  1. awlxaĺan awlxaĺan

                                    @northernnarwhal That's when you have people around you to say "stop it; bad Tyler".

                                    Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 03:10:23 UTC from web
                                    1. Narwhal Narwhal

                                      @saintnichawlas And I respond with "Yes, bad Tyler indeed. Awful Tyler in fact."

                                      Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 03:11:15 UTC from web
                  3. Jake Jake

                    @northernnarwhal let's face it, we're all just Stalin.

                    Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 02:57:00 UTC from web at 38°56'53"N 92°21'27"W
    2. awlxaĺan awlxaĺan

      CC @coutz

      Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 02:47:07 UTC from web