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  1. Chet Lemon Chet Lemon

    I hope everyone who bought these zip-up earphones because they thought they were a good idea get strangled to death by them

    Thursday, 29-Jan-15 02:39:11 UTC from web
    1. RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

      @tiffany What are zip-up earphones

      Thursday, 29-Jan-15 02:40:03 UTC from web
      1. Chet Lemon Chet Lemon

        @redenchilada They are earphones with a zipper to prevent the tangling of the cords

        Thursday, 29-Jan-15 02:41:27 UTC from web
        1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

          @tiffany That's a crime against nature. Cords are MEANT to tangle. It's how they reproduce.

          Thursday, 29-Jan-15 02:42:10 UTC from web
          1. Chet Lemon Chet Lemon

            @nerthos Yeah it's literally like sticking an abortion in my ears

            Thursday, 29-Jan-15 02:42:43 UTC from web
            1. Matt Matt

              @tiffany Alex the point of an abortion is to get things OUT of your ears

              Thursday, 29-Jan-15 02:43:07 UTC from web
              1. Chet Lemon Chet Lemon

                @mrmattimation SPRING BREAK *chugs keg full dead fetuses*

                Thursday, 29-Jan-15 02:43:44 UTC from web
            2. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

              @tiffany Complete with doctor and everything?

              Thursday, 29-Jan-15 02:43:22 UTC from web
              1. Chet Lemon Chet Lemon

                @nerthos In this economy??

                Thursday, 29-Jan-15 02:44:09 UTC from web
                1. Matt Matt

                  @tiffany This joke would have been better said six years ago. 5/10 for effort.

                  Thursday, 29-Jan-15 02:44:48 UTC from web
                  1. Chet Lemon Chet Lemon

                    @mrmattimation I wasn't old enough 6 years ago

                    Thursday, 29-Jan-15 02:45:01 UTC from web
                    1. Matt Matt

                      @tiffany You know who else wasn't old enough six years ago? Osama bin Laden, but that didn't stop him from becoming furher.

                      Thursday, 29-Jan-15 02:46:19 UTC from web
                      1. Chet Lemon Chet Lemon

                        @mrmattimation Osama was a furry?

                        Thursday, 29-Jan-15 02:46:43 UTC from web