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  1. m14brony m14brony

    "I like killing people because it is so much fun. It is more fun than killing wild game in the forest because man is the most dangerous animal of them all."
    -Ted Cruz

    Friday, 04-Mar-16 04:51:17 UTC from web
    1. Zenneth Zenneth

      @m14brony people who say that have never been face to face with a rain deer who thinks you are a threat to their newborn calf
      THEY HAVE JAGGED HOOKS ON THEIR HEADS FFS
      Do humans have jagged hooks?
      Do they have hooves that can cave your skull in, just by walking over it?
      Do they have thick fur that prevents you from defending yourself with a knife?
      Humans are grape prey, they can't even navigate by smell
      You place a human in the woods and startle it the appleer hides behind the nearest tree, kuz they are too afraid to move further.
      Fish in a barrel (without water) are harder to kill

      Friday, 04-Mar-16 05:32:56 UTC from web
      1. m14brony m14brony

        @zennx You should tell that to Ted Cruz, as that quotation is genuinely from him. :P

        Friday, 04-Mar-16 05:55:21 UTC from web
        1. Zenneth Zenneth

          @m14brony "Ted Cruz is a mangoy and doesn't know jack about killing" Zenn 2016

          Friday, 04-Mar-16 05:56:25 UTC from web
          1. m14brony m14brony

            @zennx But he does have experience killing, for he is the Zodiac Killer. :P

            Friday, 04-Mar-16 05:58:23 UTC from web
            1. Zenneth Zenneth

              @m14brony "The Zodiac Killer is a mangoy and doesn't know jack aboutkilling" Zenn 2016

              Friday, 04-Mar-16 06:00:28 UTC from web
              1. m14brony m14brony

                @zennx What if Ted Cruz is coming for you?

                Friday, 04-Mar-16 06:14:32 UTC from web
                1. Zenneth Zenneth

                  @m14brony 17 years of martial arts and weapons training says: Bring it you old fart

                  Friday, 04-Mar-16 06:20:22 UTC from web
                  1. m14brony m14brony

                    @zennx He has years of experience as a serial killer.

                    Friday, 04-Mar-16 06:22:20 UTC from web
                    1. Zenneth Zenneth

                      @m14brony yeah, against unarmed targets, I could open a FrankerZing museum just for bladed weapons
                      ever seen someone detach someone's retinas with a pommel bash to the eye socket?
                      I can do that grape
                      I barely hurts, but people freak out every grapeing time "OH NOES, I'M GOING BLIND, HALP, HALP!" or something like that.
                      Serial killers are predatory hunters, they go after the weak first, and I can be a lot of things, but weak isn't one of them... not anymore

                      Friday, 04-Mar-16 06:29:47 UTC from web
                      1. m14brony m14brony

                        @zennx The Zodiac Killer is better armed:

                        http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/multimedia/archive/00974/845a6760-58a6-11e5-_974286c.jpg

                        :0

                        Friday, 04-Mar-16 06:35:36 UTC from web
                      2. Firestorm Firestorm

                        @zennx http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/834284

                        Friday, 04-Mar-16 07:26:19 UTC from MuSTArDroid
      2. Firestorm Firestorm

        @zennx I do believe his qoute was more towards are ingenuity rather then are teeth per say. We did build atomic bombs and can easily level any species, including are own.

        Friday, 04-Mar-16 07:33:13 UTC from MuSTArDroid
        1. Zenneth Zenneth

          @firestormdangerdash a single human can't build an atom bomb, plus I don't think Ted knows jack grape about building wmds

          Friday, 04-Mar-16 16:39:20 UTC from web